Recount (film) Quotes

Recount is a television show that debuted in 2008 on HBO. Recount ended in 1970.

It features Michael Haussman as producer, Dave Grusin as theme composer, and Jim Denault as head of cinematography.

Recount is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Recount is 116 minutes long. Recount is produced by Spring Creek Productions and distributed by HBO.

Recount Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Now it's time to prove to Al Gore who the real Ron f***ing Klain really is. It's time to show Al Gore that Ron Klain is a f***ing brawler and he's not going to back down from this particular f***ing fight."
• (Unnamed) "Anyone ever tell you you say "f***" a lot?"

• (Unnamed) "This woman is hopeless."

• (Unnamed) "I think the networks have got the wrong numbers. We're still alive."

• (Unnamed) "I love Warren Christopher, but I think the guys so tight he probably eats his M&Ms with a knife and fork."

• (Unnamed) "I'm sorry to interrupt but I wasn't sure if you could smell this."
• (Unnamed) "What is it?"
• (Unnamed) "The pile of s*** Al Gore just stepped in. He's trying to throw out military ballots. It's called the Herron memo."

• (Unnamed) "Now listen people, this is a street fight for the presidency of the United States."

• (Unnamed) "Mr. Vice President. There's a problem with the numbers in Florida."

• (Unnamed) "Every vote from every citizen deserves to be counted."

• (Unnamed) "Whoever stops fighting first always loses."

• (Unnamed) "We should have asked for a statewide from the get-go; that was our biggest mistake."
• (Unnamed) "Mm-hmm, and Ralph Nader should've pulled his head out of his ass. And Elian Gonzalez should've never left Miami. And Gore should've campaigned with Clinton. And Clinton should've got caught getting a blowjob from Sharon Stone instead of Monica Lewinsky 'cause then his approval ratings would have shot through the roof. And Katherine Harris should've thought twice about purging 20,000 voters from the rolls. And George Bush, Jr. should have never quit drinking, but he did. It is what it is, pal. Four years from now we'll come back, gather our information and go right back at 'em."
• (Unnamed) "Even after all the mistakes and all the corruption, we still had about half a day there where the entire state was counting."
• (Unnamed) "Mn-hmm, and do you think if W had asked for a recount, the Supreme Court would have stopped it?"

• (Unnamed) "There's a problem with the numbers in Florida."

• (Unnamed) "How hard is it to punch a paper ballot?"
• (Unnamed) "It's pretty God damn hard when you're eighty something years old, you're arthritic, and you're blind as a f***ing bat. Unfortunately for us, blind f***ing bats tend to vote Democratic."

• (Republican Observer) "This woman is eating the chads."

• (Unnamed) "There's a hundred and thirty five thousand ballots out there whose counting machines have declared non votes."

• (Unnamed) "The plural of "chad" is "chad"?"

• (Unnamed) "Let me make sure I understand. You are calling back to retract your concession?"
• (Unnamed) "Excuse me, but you don't have to get snippy about it."
• (Unnamed) "My little brother has assured me, I won the state of Florida."
• (Unnamed) "Well, your little brother is not the ultimate authority on this."
• (Unnamed) "Mr. Vice President, you do what you have to do."

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