Seven Psychopaths Quotes

Seven Psychopaths is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Seven Psychopaths ended in 1970.

It features Graham Broadbent, Peter Czernin, and Martin McDonagh as producer, Carter Burwell in charge of musical score, and Ben Davis (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Seven Psychopaths is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom, and United States. Each episode of Seven Psychopaths is 110 minutes long. Seven Psychopaths is distributed by Momentum Pictures, and CBS Films.

The cast includes: Željko Ivanek as Paulo, Christopher Walken as Hans, Sam Rockwell as Billy, Tom Waits as Zachariah, Colin Farrell as Marty, Woody Harrelson as Charlie, Michael Stuhlbarg as Tommy, Michael Pitt as Larry, Linda Bright Clay as Myra, Abbie Cornish as Kaya, and Christine Marzano as The Hooker.

Seven Psychopaths Quotes

Michael Pitt as Larry

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Sam Rockwell as Billy

• (Sam Rockwell) "Is that a guinea pig? It's a gerbil, isn't it? That's enormous. Hey, Marty, we just seen some kind of giant gerbil."
• (Sam Rockwell) "Marty, you alcoholic f***ing bastard."
• (Christopher Walken) "Yeah, you might wanna stop drinking, Martin, if this is the way you're gonna behave."
• (Colin Farrell) "If this is the way I'm gonna -- This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come down and psycho-kill us. And this guy's doubting a lifelong belief in the afterlife because of a psychedelic cactus he just ate. And you motherf***ers are telling me to behave?"
• (Sam Rockwell) "Whoa. Whoa. Time out. What's all this about doubting a lifelong belief in the afterlife because of a psychedelic cactus you just ate? Hans, what the heck?"
• (Christopher Walken) "I met Myra. On the ridge. She had some things to say."
• (Sam Rockwell) "About the afterlife being non-existent or something?"
• (Christopher Walken) "That was the gist."
• (Sam Rockwell) "No, no, it might have sounded like Myra. But you know why? Now don't get mad, but you know I can do Myra's voice pretty good. Yeah, I snuck up there a little while ago and I pretended to be her. I started saying all kinds of crazy stuff."
• (Christopher Walken) "Hmm? But what specifically did you say? About the place you were in? The place Myra was in. Huh? How did you describe it, specifically?"
• (Sam Rockwell) "You mean specifically?"
• (Christopher Walken) "Yeah."
• (Sam Rockwell) "I just kind of said it was all kind of -- I just kind of said it was all kind of gray and s***."
• (Christopher Walken) "No."

• (Sam Rockwell) "Five -- Four -- Three -- Two --"
• (Woody Harrelson) "Wait. Please go back to five. Please --"
• (Sam Rockwell) "I'm not going back to five, man. I'm not going back to five. Five --"

• (Sam Rockwell) "Where's your guns?"
• (Woody Harrelson) "You said don't bring none, so I didn't bring none."
• (Sam Rockwell) "You didn't bring a gun to the final shoot-out?"

• (Sam Rockwell) "He's a proper Christian. A proper old-time Christian. Not like these Fox News f***s."

• (Sam Rockwell) "Hiya Kaya."

• (Sam Rockwell) "What the hell happened?"
• (Colin Farrell) "Some punks jumped us. Said they were looking for a little shih tzu. Then some other punk killed those punks."
• (Sam Rockwell) "I've only been gone 10 f***ing minutes."

• (Sam Rockwell) "You're f***ed from birth. The Spanish got bullfighting. The French got cheese. And the Irish have alcoholism."
• (Colin Farrell) "And what do the Americans have?"
• (Sam Rockwell) "Tolerance."

• (Sam Rockwell) "You can't let the animals die in a movie -- only the women."

• (Sam Rockwell) "How's the Seven Psychopaths coming, Marty?"
• (Colin Farrell) "Slow, slow. I've got the title, y'know -- just haven't been able to come up with all the psychopaths yet."
• (Sam Rockwell) "How many you got?"
• (Colin Farrell) "One. And he ain't really much of a psychopath. He's more of a -- kind of a Buddhist."
• (Sam Rockwell) "A Buddhist?"
• (Colin Farrell) "Yeah, I'm sick of all these stereotypical Hollywood murderer scumbag type psychopath movies. I don't want it to be one more film about guys with guns in their hands. I want it -- overall -- to be about love -- and peace. But it still has to be about these seven psychopaths, so this Buddhist psychopath, he -- he doesn't believe in violence. I don't know what the f*** he's going to do in the movie."

Colin Farrell as Marty

• (Colin Farrell) "I don't remember doing anything to piss her off."
• (Sam Rockwell) "Don't worry about it. She's probably pissed at you not for anything specific, more because she's a f***ing bitch."
• (Colin Farrell) "She's not a f***ing bitch, Billy. She's just got issues."
• (Sam Rockwell) "Yeah, she's got issues. She's got "being a f***ing bitch" issues."

• (Colin Farrell) "How are you ever gonna get a job, Billy, if you break the director guy's nose before you even got the part?"
• (Sam Rockwell) "I didn't mean to break his nose. His nose was just in the middle of where I was punching."

• (Colin Farrell) "Billy's a psychopath, Hans."
• (Christopher Walken) "I guess he's made it into your movie now."

• (Colin Farrell) "Sorry for hitting you in the face so hard."
• (Sam Rockwell) "That's all right. It was a pretty good punch, for a pacifist."

• (Colin Farrell) "You know what I think the movie should be? The first half should be a perfect setup for an out-and-out revenge flick. Violence. Guns. All the usual bulls***. And then -- The lead characters should just walk away. They should just drive off into the desert and pitch a tent somewhere and just talk for the rest of the frigging movie. No shoot-outs, no pay-offs. Just human beings talking."
• (Sam Rockwell) "What, are we making French movies now? That sounds like the stupidest ending. No shoot-outs? That sounds like the stupidest ending I've ever f***ing -- NO SHOOT-OUTS?"
• (Colin Farrell) "No?"
• (Sam Rockwell) "NO."

• (Colin Farrell) "This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come down and psycho-kill us."

• (Colin Farrell) "That's just f***ing great. Oh great. Do you know what that is?"
• (Christopher Walken) "Yeah."
• (Colin Farrell) "Do you know what that is?"
• (Christopher Walken) "Great."
• (Colin Farrell) "That's just f***ing great."

• (Colin Farrell) "I don't have a drinking problem. I just like drinking."
• (Sam Rockwell) "Of course you do, Marty. One: You're a writer. Two: You're from Ireland. It's part of your heritage. You're f***ed."

• (Colin Farrell) "Are you pissed at me, baby?"
• (Abbie Cornish) "Why would I be pissed at you, Marty?"
• (Sam Rockwell) "Because you're a c***?"
• (Colin Farrell) "Billy."

Linda Bright Clay as Myra

• (Linda Bright Clay) "God loves us. I know He does. He's just got a funny way of showing it sometimes. Sometimes I think God's gone crazy sometimes. Stuff He does, stuff He don't do."
• (Christopher Walken) "Well, He's had a lot to contend with in his time, too, you know. Bastards killed His kid, too."

• (Linda Bright Clay) "When you gonna get a job that ain't just stealing from folks, Hans?"
• (Christopher Walken) "I'm a 63-year-old, ain't worked in 20 years. Myra, where am I gonna get a job?"
• (Linda Bright Clay) "Government."
• (Christopher Walken) "Government? "A job that ain't just stealing from folks"? Government?"

Christopher Walken as Hans

• (Christopher Walken) "f*** the cops. f*** them. No f***ing cops."

• (Christopher Walken) "We can't leave him."
• (Colin Farrell) "You ain't gonna fight."
• (Christopher Walken) "Of course I ain't gonna fight, but I ain't gonna run."
• (Colin Farrell) "What are you gonna do then?"
• (Christopher Walken) "I guess I'm gonna die."
• (Colin Farrell) "Friends don't make their friends die Hans."
• (Christopher Walken) "Psychopathic friends do. You're the one thought psychopaths were so interesting, but they're kinda tiresome after awhile, don't you think?"

• (Christopher Walken) "Have some pride, in yourself. Have some faith in Jesus Christ as your lord and dont tell this scumsucking motherf***ers nothing."

• (Christopher Walken) "Marty, I've been reading your movie. Your women characters are awful. None of them have anything to say for themselves. And most of them get either shot or stabbed to death within five minutes. And the ones that don't probably will later on."
• (Colin Farrell) "Well, it's a hard world for women. I guess that's what I'm trying to say."
• (Christopher Walken) "Yeah, it's a hard world for women, but most of the ones I know can string a sentence together."

• (Christopher Walken) "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind."
• (Sam Rockwell) "No, it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. How's the last blind guy gonna take out the eye of the last guy left?"

• (Christopher Walken) "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind, I believe that wholeheartedly."
• (Sam Rockwell) "No it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. Hows the last blind guy gonna take out the eye of the last guy left, who's still got one eye. All that guy has to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Gandhi was wrong, it's just that nobody's got the balls to come right out and say it."

Tom Waits as Zachariah

• (Tom Waits) "When you use my story in your movie, I'd like you to put a little message up there at the end. I want you to tell her that I miss her. And I love her. And I should have helped her kill that hippie."

• (Tom Waits) "I'm going to be over to kill you Tuesday."
• (Colin Farrell) ". That's good, I'm not doing anything Tuesday."

Željko Ivanek as Paulo

• (Željko Ivanek) "Put your hands up."
• (Christopher Walken) "No."
• (Željko Ivanek) "What?"
• (Christopher Walken) "I said no."
• (Željko Ivanek) "Why not?"
• (Christopher Walken) "Because I don't want to."
• (Željko Ivanek) "But I've got a gun --"
• (Christopher Walken) "I don't care."
• (Željko Ivanek) "It doesn't make any sense."
• (Christopher Walken) "Too bad."

Michael Stuhlbarg as Tommy

• (Michael Stuhlbarg) "In Cuba, the torturers used to have a device, two thin metal spikes, placed here, that they adjusted, and slowly, millimeter by millimeter, pricked into the eyeballs."
• (Michael Pitt) "You're kidding me. Those Communist motherf***ers."
• (Michael Stuhlbarg) "Well, no, Larry. These are the ones those Communist motherf***ers kicked out."

• (Michael Stuhlbarg) "You ever shoot a guy in his eyeball?"
• (Michael Pitt) "I stabbed a guy in his ear once. Ice pick, right in his f***ing ear."
• (Michael Stuhlbarg) "Yeah see, that'd be a different subject. That'd be ears."

Christine Marzano as The Hooker

• (Christine Marzano) "What's that you talkin', baby? Chinese?"
• (Vietnamese Priest) "Vietnamese. Vietnamese."
• (Christine Marzano) "Oh, Vietnamese. Yeah, didn't we have like a big war with you guys one time?"
• (Vietnamese Priest) "Yes. It isn't over."

Woody Harrelson as Charlie

• (Woody Harrelson) "Should've brought that gun along, buddy."
• (Colin Farrell) "I don't believe in them."
• (Woody Harrelson) "In guns? You don't believe in guns? They ain't f***ing leprechauns, you dumb Mick."

• (Woody Harrelson) "What's with your sour f***ing puss? I could've just killed you now, couldn't I? You've had your friend killed, and you're just about to have your other friend killed, but that still only makes two friends killed. I've had four of my guys killed, and also my girlfriend killed, who I didn't like much, but that's still five friends killed. That's three more friends killed than you've had friends killed, so don't give me that moany f***ing face, okay?"

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