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Star Wars Holiday Special Quotes

The Star Wars Holiday Special is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 on CBS. Star Wars Holiday Special completed its run in 1970.

It features Joe Layton, Jeff Starsh, Ken Welch, and Mitzie Welch as producer, Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Anthony Daniels, and James Earl Jones; Don Francks doing voices, and John Williams, Ian Fraser, Ken Welch, and Mitzie Welch as composer. The Star Wars Holiday Special is executive produced by Gary Smith, and Dwight Hemion.

The Star Wars Holiday Special is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Star Wars Holiday Special is 98 minutes long. The Star Wars Holiday Special is produced by Smith-Dwight Hemion Productions, Winters Hollywood Entertainment Holdings Corporation, and 20th Century Fox Television; Nelvana.

The cast includes: James Earl Jones as Darth Vader, Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker, Mickey Morton as Malla, Harrison Ford as Han Solo, Patty Maloney as Lumpy, Art Carney as Saundan, Paul Gale as Itchy, Anthony Daniels as C-3PO, and Bea Arthur as Ackmena.

The Star Wars Holiday Special Quotes

Paul Gale as Itchy

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Harrison Ford as Han Solo

  • (Harrison Ford) "You're like -- family -- to me"
  • (Harrison Ford) "That's the spirit. You'll be celebrating Life Day before you know it. Standby, here's where we say goodbye to our unpleasant friends."
  • (Harrison Ford) "Would you look at Lumpy. He's sure grown, huh? And I think his voice is changing"
  • (Patty Maloney) "Arrgararrggaar."
  • (Harrison Ford) "Come on, I'm just teasing."
  • (Harrison Ford) "Why do I always think gettin' you home for Life Day is gonna be easy?"
  • (Harrison Ford) "Out of the frying pan into the fryer, huh pal? How should I know we'd come outta hyperspace into the middle of an Imperial convoy. At least against these fighters we got more of a chance. However slim --"

Bea Arthur as Ackmena

  • (Bea Arthur) "Well, I'm certainly not going to get rich with customers like you. I thought I taught you to drink faster than that. Well, at least you're steady. Oh, come on now. Drink up. There's plenty more where that came from."

Anthony Daniels as C-3PO

  • (Unnamed) "Follow me, friend."
  • (Anthony Daniels) "Don't you think it might be imprudent to trust him so quickly, sir?"
  • (Mark Hamill) "He's our only chance -- and besides, he seems like a friend."
  • (Anthony Daniels) "It is indeed true that at times like this R2 and I wish we were more than mechanical beings and we were really alive so we could share your feelings with you."

James Earl Jones as Darth Vader

  • (James Earl Jones) "I want the rebels located and identified if it means searching every household in the system."

Art Carney as Saundan

  • (Art Carney) "So why don't you boys relax, put your feet up, make your selves at home. Now, Wookiee food isn't the greatest, but I'm sure I can whip you up something in the kitchen we can all eat,"
  • (Art Carney) "you don't mind, do you Malla?"
  • (Mickey Morton) "RRURRUGR."
  • (Art Carney) "Malla, you get in the kitchen and help me."
  • (Art Carney) "Don't worry Malla. I know just why you're calling. You're wondering when that shaggy carpet you ordered will arrive at your home."
  • (Art Carney) "Thought you might like this -- it's a -- well, it's kind of hard to explain -- it's a -- WOW. You know what I mean? Happy Life Day -- and I do mean Happy Life Day."

Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker

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