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Tapeheads Quotes

Tapeheads is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Tapeheads ended its run in 1970.

It features Peter McCarthy (American film producer) as producer, Fishbone in charge of musical score, and Bojan Bazelli as head of cinematography.

Tapeheads is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Tapeheads is 93 minutes long. Tapeheads is distributed by Avenue Pictures.

The cast includes: John Cusack as Ivan Alexeev, Mary Crosby as Samantha Gregory, Tim Robbins as Josh Tager, Don Cornelius as Mo Fuzz, John Cusack as Ivan, Tim Robbins as Josh, Lee Arenberg as Norton, Clu Gulager as Norman Mart, Katy Boyer as Belinda Mart, Zander Schloss as Heavy Metal Fan, and King Cotton as Roscoe.

Tapeheads Quotes

Clu Gulager as Norman Mart

  • (Clu Gulager) "Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Russians have satellite laser weapons. Why can't we, too?"

Don Cornelius as Mo Fuzz

  • (Don Cornelius) "All this video is missing is production values."
  • (Tim Robbins) "Production values?"
  • (Don Cornelius) "Yeah. Tits and ass."
  • (Don Cornelius) "Am I crying?"
  • (Tim Robbins) "No."
  • (Don Cornelius) "Well I wouldn't be surprised if I was."
  • (Don Cornelius) "All good things come in threes."
  • (Tim Robbins) "It's not good things. It's celebrity deaths that come in threes."
  • (Don Cornelius) "Let's get into trouble, baby."
  • (Don Cornelius) "This group is hotter than hot. They've sold more records in Sweden than Abba."

Tim Robbins as Josh Tager

  • (Tim Robbins) "Stupid. Inane. Vapid. Mind-rot. Stench. Pabulum."
  • (John Cusack) "Yeah, it's all right."
  • (Tim Robbins) "Two ninja bitches about to kill each other --"

King Cotton as Roscoe

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

John Cusack as Ivan Alexeev

  • (John Cusack) "Josh, losing those jobs is the best thing that ever happened to us. We're free to pursue our destiny."
  • (Tim Robbins) "What, abysmal failure?"
  • (John Cusack) "Negativity festers in you, man."
  • (John Cusack) "I'm gonna make him eat that syllable."
  • (John Cusack) "You look ravishing and I'd like to chew on your thighs."
  • (Mary Crosby) "I thought we had a professional relationship."
  • (John Cusack) "So I'll pay."
  • (John Cusack) "You know, Josh, in primitive societies, after they sever the umbilical cord, they eat the placenta in a ritualistic ceremony."
  • (John Cusack) "Want a bite?"
  • (John Cusack) "Negativity festers in you, man."
  • (John Cusack) "You, you've got no ambition. You're content just existing. You need what I've got, brother."
  • (Tim Robbins) "Herpes?"
  • (John Cusack) "Anybody else who'd save Pablo Casales; perhaps the greatest cellist in the world with the possible exception of Yo-Yo Ma; from a fiery car wreck on Sunset Boulevard would be bragging about it, but not Josh. He didn't want to spoil the 11 o'clock news for you."
  • (Lee Arenberg) "Don't bulls*** me. I'm a big cello fan. Casales died years ago."

Katy Boyer as Belinda Mart

  • (Katy Boyer) "You like it?"
  • (Tim Robbins) "Like it? What is it?"
  • (Katy Boyer) "I call it -- "Destruction of Art.""

Zander Schloss as Heavy Metal Fan

  • (Zander Schloss) "Oh. I hate waiting. What time is it? What time is it?"

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