The Descendants Quotes

The Descendants is a television program that debuted in 1970 . The Descendants ended its run in 1970.

It features Plain list, *Jim Burke (film producer) *Alexander Payne *Jim Taylor (writer) as producer, and Phedon Papamichael as head of cinematography.

The Descendants is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Descendants is 115 minutes long. The Descendants is distributed by Fox Searchlight Pictures.

The cast includes: George Clooney as Matt King, Matthew Lillard as Brian Speer, Nick Krause as Sid, Shailene Woodley as Alexandra King, Rob Huebel as Mark Mitchell, Amara Miller as Scottie King, and Mary Birdsong as Kai Mitchell.

The Descendants Quotes

George Clooney as Matt King

• (George Clooney) "Elizabeth is dying. Wait -- f*** you. And she's dying."

• (George Clooney) "One more question for you."
• (Matthew Lillard) "Yes?"
• (George Clooney) "Ever been inside my bedroom?"
• (Matthew Lillard) "Once."
• (George Clooney) "You could have had the decency to lie about that one."
• (Matthew Lillard) "Alright, twice."

• (George Clooney) "I don't want my daughters growing up entitled and spoiled. And I agree with my father; you give your children enough money to do something but not enough to do nothing."

• (George Clooney) "You give your children enough money to do something, but not enough to do nothing."

• (George Clooney) "Goodbye, Elizabeth. Goodbye, my love, my friend, my pain, my joy. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye."

• (George Clooney) "Paradise? Paradise can go f*** itself."

• (George Clooney) "Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen."

• (George Clooney) "Hey, I'm doing you a favor. I could go out there and f*** you up, so get a better attitude."

• (George Clooney) "Nothing just happens."
• (Matthew Lillard) "Everything just happens."

• (George Clooney) "I'm worried about my daughters. I think there's something wrong with them."

• (George Clooney) "What is it that makes the women in my life destroy themselves?"

• (George Clooney) "It's this a bad timing?"
• (Mary Birdsong) "Uh, no, no, we're just fighting."

• (George Clooney) "My friends on the mainland think just because I live in Hawaii, I live in paradise. Like a permanent vacation. We're all just out here sipping Mai Tais, shaking our hips, and catching waves. Are they insane?"

• (George Clooney) "On the phone he can escape, in person, he's got nowhere to go. I wanna see his face."

Nick Krause as Sid

• (Nick Krause) "That guy is a prick. Is he always like that?"
• (George Clooney) "Yeah."

Shailene Woodley as Alexandra King

• (Shailene Woodley) "When I was over at Christmas, I caught her with the guy. It made me sick to see her near you. I went back to school thinking that that was it -- that I was just done with her. I was gonna call and tell you everything, and -- and then the accident happened, and -- I was waiting until she woke up, I guess. You didn't even suspect. Right? Right? You disgusted me too. You're always so busy."

• (Shailene Woodley) "Hey, Scottie. Raina's a f***ed-up hoe-bag and you need to stay away from her. And she's going to be a meth-head and she's gonna get used by stupid guys. She's a twat. Say it."

• (Shailene Woodley) "When I was over at Christmas, I caught her with the guy."
• (Shailene Woodley) "It made me sick to see her near you."
• (Shailene Woodley) "I went back to school thinking that that was it -- that I was just done with her."
• (Shailene Woodley) "I was gonna call and tell you everything, and -- and then the accident happened, and -- I was waiting until she woke up, I guess."
• (Shailene Woodley) "You didn't even suspect."
• (Shailene Woodley) "Right?"
• (Shailene Woodley) "Right?"
• (Shailene Woodley) "You disgusted me too."
• (Shailene Woodley) "You're always so busy."

• (Shailene Woodley) "Did you just spank me ?"

Rob Huebel as Mark Mitchell

• (Rob Huebel) "This is a unique and dramatic situation."

Amara Miller as Scottie King

• (Amara Miller) "Shut up, you motherless whore."
• (Nick Krause) "Whoa. Whoa. Easy there, half pipe."
• (George Clooney) "Where'd you learn to talk like that?"

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