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The Goat (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

The Goat (How I Met Your Mother) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . The Goat ended its run in 1970.

The Goat (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Okay, here is the deal, Barney: the second my feet touch the ground, this never happened."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay."
  • (Unnamed) "Wait."
  • (Unnamed) "Right click, Save As, into the.bpeg folder, and OK."
  • (Unnamed) "So, I've been looking over these contracts, and I gotta say, I think this might be a little out of my league. For one thing, it seems like if these contracts are not executed precisely, we will be at war with Portugal."
  • (Unnamed) "Please, that's a Tuesday for me."
  • (Unnamed) "So, you're not mad?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, I'm not mad. Well, Robin and I broke up a year ago, we both dated lots of people since then, I'm with Stella now. Seriously, I'm fine with this."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm so relieved to hear you say that."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, yeah. Oh, I just remembered, my mom is coming into town next month. Maybe you'd like to nail her too."
  • (Unnamed) "We can't keep a goat."
  • (Unnamed) "But she's so cute and fuzzy and soft."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, and it also sheds, eats garbage and can't control it's bowel movements. Why don't we just call Duluth Mental Hospital and say my Uncle Linus can live with us?"
  • (Unnamed) "I can't believe you slept with Barney, that's so gross. Was it amazing?"
  • (Unnamed) "Marshall, I need a lawyer."
  • (Unnamed) "How much will you pay me?"
  • (Unnamed) "A little."
  • (Unnamed) "All right, I'll take it."

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