The Green Hornet (2011 film) Quotes

The Green Hornet (2011 film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Green Hornet ended in 1970.

It features Neal H. Moritz as producer, James Newton Howard in charge of musical score, and John Schwartzman as head of cinematography.

The Green Hornet (2011 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Green Hornet (2011 film) is 119 minutes long. The Green Hornet (2011 film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Jay Chou as Kato, Christoph Waltz as Chudnofsky, David Harbour as D.A. Frank Scanlon, Cameron Diaz as Lenore Case, Edward Furlong as Tupper, and Edward James Olmos as Mike Axford.

The Green Hornet (2011 film) Quotes

Jay Chou as Kato

• (Jay Chou) "But it's okay now, I fixed the Hornet gas. The gas only lasts one hour."
• (Britt Reid) "Can I see it?"
• (Jay Chou) "Okay, but be careful this time. Okay?"
• (Britt Reid) "I just want to look at it. Just give it to me for one second --"
• (Britt Reid) "See you in an hour."

• (Britt Reid) "What did you think of my father?"
• (Jay Chou) "He was fine."
• (Britt Reid) "Come on. Just tell me."
• (Jay Chou) "He was my boss. Nobody loves their boss."
• (Britt Reid) "Don't sugarcoat this, Kato. You're not gonna offend me. Just tell me, man to man."
• (Jay Chou) "He was a bit of a dick."

• (Jay Chou) "You like your father now?"
• (Britt Reid) "Yes. You see, he wasn't a dick after all. Well, he was a dick, just not really how we thought he was."

• (Britt Reid) "Kato, I want you to take my hand, and I want you to come with me on this adventure."
• (Jay Chou) "I go with you, but I don't want to touch you."

• (Britt Reid) "The Green Hornet. His reliable partner, the Blue Wombat."
• (Britt Reid) "Oh. Oh, man. Okay, how about, um, the Red Hippopotamus? No? Not Red Hippopotamus?"
• (Jay Chou) "Hippos are not red."
• (Britt Reid) "I know. Hornets aren't green. Who cares? The, uh, Orange Albatross."

• (Jay Chou) "You shot yourself face by mistake."
• (Britt Reid) "How long was I out? What time is it?"
• (Jay Chou) "Two o'clock."
• (Britt Reid) "Oh, that's not so bad."
• (Jay Chou) "On Thursday."
• (Britt Reid) "It's Thursday? Are you ki -- It's not Monday right now?"
• (Jay Chou) "No. I'm sorry."
• (Britt Reid) "Did you put this diaper on me? Well, what did I miss?"
• (Jay Chou) "Nothing really. I did some work on the Black Beauties."
• (Britt Reid) ""Beauties"?"
• (Britt Reid) "Holy crap."
• (Jay Chou) "They're backups."
• (Britt Reid) "How the hell did you do this in four days?"
• (Jay Chou) "It's been 11 days."
• (Britt Reid) "Whoa, 11 days? What? Are kidding me? I wasn't sleeping, I was in a coma, dick."

Christoph Waltz as Chudnofsky

• (Christoph Waltz) "I want the head of The Green Hornet and I want it tonight."

• (Christoph Waltz) "Look, I'm obsolete. I'm a dinosaur. Not in a scary way, in an extinct way."

• (Christoph Waltz) "Britt Reid is the Green Hornet."
• (David Harbour) "Yeah, I know. You hired a guy to kill himself."

• (Christoph Waltz) "Now trembled before your death. For be it my mask, or be it your blood, red will be the last color that you'll ever see."

• (Christoph Waltz) "And so, thunder strikes lightning."

• (Danny Crystal Cleer) "How do I pronounce your name? Tchaikovsky?"
• (Christoph Waltz) "Chudnofsky."
• (Danny Crystal Cleer) "Char -- Chudofsk -- Chowdofsky?"
• (Christoph Waltz) "Chud-nof-sky."
• (Danny Crystal Cleer) "Chudnofsky? All right. Chudnofsky, kiss my ass. Put your lips to my ass and kiss it. French kiss it. Tickle it with your grey whiskers. I got bittersweet news for you. You're washed up. You're old. You're boring. You're not scary. You dress like s***. It's over for you, okay. That's the bitter news. Now the sweet news is: You can retire. You can go play golf, eat your dinners at 3:00 in the afternoon, play with your grandkids, drink Metamucil, old people s***. Okay?"
• (Danny Crystal Cleer) "Look at me. I got a name people can say. My name's Danny Clear. I deal with crystal meth. People call me Crystal Clear. It's easy. Check out my kick-ass hangout here. I got s*** loads of glass everywhere. I got a see-through piano. Look at my boys. They're pimped out. We got Gucci, Armani, another Gucci, tailor-made. This is what you need to get to the top today. Not hard work. Not looking like Disco Santa Claus. You need charisma. You look like my Uncle Greg. Very nice guy, but, he's a dentist. Now consider this your retirement letter. Boom. It's over. See your way out."

• (Christoph Waltz) "You said I'm boring. My gun has two barrels. That's not boring."

• (Christoph Waltz) "Ha. I'm ungassable."

Cameron Diaz as Lenore Case

• (Cameron Diaz) "I'm only thirty six."
• (Britt Reid) "Thirty six? Holy s***, I had no idea. I thought you were 31, tops. I don't even know if I can hire a thirty six year old. We'll have to build a ramp, huh?"

• (Cameron Diaz) "If you ever so much as look at my ass again --"
• (Britt Reid) "I can't even see your ass."
• (Cameron Diaz) "I will sue you for sexual harassment. Do you understand?"
• (Britt Reid) "Hugs?"

Edward Furlong as Tupper

• (Edward Furlong) "A grown man wearing a mask is a little scarier than a man wearing a suit."
• (Christoph Waltz) "You're not pleased with my suit? Does it not fill you with fear?"

Edward James Olmos as Mike Axford

• (Edward James Olmos) "You are blowing this guy completely out of proportion."
• (Britt Reid) "I will blow this guy in any proportion I want."

David Harbour as D.A. Frank Scanlon

• (David Harbour) "You brought a gas mask?"
• (Christoph Waltz) "Of course I brought a gas mask."
• (David Harbour) "Why only for yourself?"

• (David Harbour) "I can see by that stupid expression you've had on your face for past five minutes that you're trying to piece this together, but it's no good. You're about to be killed by the Green Hornet."

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