The House Bunny Quotes

The House Bunny is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The House Bunny completed its run in 1970.

It features Adam Sandler, Jack Giarraputo, Allen Covert, and Heather Parry as producer, Waddy Wachtel in charge of musical score, and Shelly Johnson (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

The House Bunny is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The House Bunny is 97 minutes long. The House Bunny is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Dana Goodman as Carrie Mae, Anna Faris as Shelley, Emma Stone as Natalie, Kat Dennings as Mona, Beverly D'Angelo as Mrs. Hagstrom, Matt Barr as Tyler, Colin Hanks as Oliver, Owen Benjamin as Marvin, Katharine McPhee as Harmony, and Sarah Wright as Ashley.

The House Bunny Quotes

Anna Faris as Shelley

• (Anna Faris) "Sweet balls."

• (Anna Faris) "I don't think he likes me. He didn't fall for any of my tricks."
• (Emma Stone) "That's impossible. Your tricks always work."
• (Anna Faris) "I did sexy. I did other guys want me. I worked every angle in the book but, I don't know, he just stared."
• (Emma Stone) "What if Oliver is one of those guys who wants to have, like, a conversation with a girl before he hooks up with her."
• (Anna Faris) "He's gay?"

• (Anna Faris) "Instead of the Mahi-Mahi, can I get just the one Mahi, because I'm not that hungry?"

• (Anna Faris) "Ooh, what was that?"
• (Emma Stone) "oh, yeah that happens like, ten times a day."
• (Anna Faris) "Oh, well -- at least you've still got T and A."

• (Anna Faris) "I gotta meet this freakin' bird."

• (Anna Faris) "Natalie, Colby was following you around like a puppy dog. Do you guys think you'll, you know --"
• (Emma Stone) "No. I do not think, you know, THAT."
• (Anna Faris) "That? Natalie, are you a virgin?"
• (Emma Stone) "No. Am I a virgin? No."
• (Anna Faris) "You're a virgin."
• (Emma Stone) "Shhh. It's like an amphitheater in here."
• (Anna Faris) "That's it. Oh my gosh. We have to have an Aztec party. We always wanted to have one at the mansion but we could never find a virgin to sacrifice."

• (Anna Faris) "Manhole. I like that word. Manhole."

• (Anna Faris) "Kindness is just love with its work boots on."

• (Anna Faris) "My allergic reaction made me feel beautiful."

• (Anna Faris) "God, you need to go to the eye doctor."
• (Emma Stone) "I did. That's where I got my glasses."

• (Anna Faris) "They're kicking me out?"
• (Owen Benjamin) "Maybe it's because of your age."
• (Anna Faris) "But I'm 27."
• (Owen Benjamin) "But that's 59 in Bunny Years."

Katharine McPhee as Harmony

• (Katharine McPhee) "No, that doesn't make her a hooker, sorry."

Kat Dennings as Mona

• (Kat Dennings) "You wanna get cut, bitch?"

Dana Goodman as Carrie Mae

• (Dana Goodman) "Do you guys know where the crapper is? I have to drop some timber."

• (Dana Goodman) "Do you guys know where the crapper is? I have to do a very mysterious thing in there --"
• (Dana Goodman) "drop some timber."

Colin Hanks as Oliver

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Emma Stone as Natalie

• (Emma Stone) "Keep doing that. Keep doing that. Make love to the camera."
• (Emma Stone) "I saw that in Austin Powers."
• (Anna Faris) "Yeah. Work it. Think, really sexy witch. Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
• (Katharine McPhee) "A good witch."
• (Anna Faris) "I think you're a bad witch."
• (Katharine McPhee) "Oh."
• (Anna Faris) "Oh. I bet the house that falls on you is gonna be a sexy house."
• (Emma Stone) "Work it. Work it. You're like a supermodel, except more pregnant."

• (Emma Stone) "We could tie our shoes together, our tennis shoes, and we could throw them over telephone wires. Because I see that everywhere and it seems like people would have fun doing that. Like, how hard can you throw? You know what I mean? Like how; what are you;"
• (Anna Faris) "Or we could go to a club."

• (Emma Stone) "Shelley knows how to meet guys, hence, we will learn how to meet guys."
• (Anna Faris) "Yeah, hence."

• (Emma Stone) "So this is what it's like to be not invisible."
• (Katharine McPhee) "Oh, not invisible, just the anti-hot."

• (Emma Stone) "This is Harmony."
• (Anna Faris) "Harmony."
• (Emma Stone) "And Carrie Mae."
• (Anna Faris) "Carrie Mae."
• (Emma Stone) "And that's Joanne over there."
• (Anna Faris) "Joanne."
• (Emma Stone) "What is that? Is it like a Yoda, type of thing, I mean it's cool, fun, but?"
• (Anna Faris) "Oh, it's just this thing I do to remember people's names."
• (Anna Faris) "Natalie."
• (Kat Dennings) "Wow, you hired the exorcist, that's great."

Sarah Wright as Ashley

• (Sarah Wright) "It's been so nice meeting you."
• (Anna Faris) "But --"
• (Sarah Wright) "-- so nice"

Matt Barr as Tyler

• (Matt Barr) "So, are you a Zeta?"
• (Anna Faris) "Oh. I wish."
• (Matt Barr) "Yeah. I do too 'cause Zeta would be my favorite hizzity hang."
• (Emma Stone) "Well, she is not a Zeta because she's our new hizzity house mother. She'll be hizzy-tizzy; - She'll be here all the time."
• (Anna Faris) "You're hiring me?"
• (Emma Stone) "Why are they acting like that?"
• (Anna Faris) "Boys just being boys. Thank goodness."

Beverly D'Angelo as Mrs. Hagstrom

• (Beverly D'Angelo) "This is not a brothel."
• (Anna Faris) "Oh, I'm not looking to make soup."

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