The Invention of Lying Quotes

The Invention of Lying is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . The Invention of Lying completed its run in 1970.

It features Unbulleted list, Ricky Gervais, Dan Lin, Lynda Obst, Oly Obst as producer, Child (band) in charge of musical score, and Tim Surhstedt as head of cinematography.

The Invention of Lying is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Invention of Lying is 100 minutes long. The Invention of Lying is distributed by Unbulleted list Warner Bros. Pictures (United States/Canada) and Focus Features (UK/International).

The cast includes: Jimmi Simpson as Bob, Ricky Gervais as Mark Bellison, Shaun Williamson as Richard Bellison, Philip Seymour Hoffman as Jim the Bartender, Stephanie March as Blonde, Jennifer Garner as Anna McDoogles, Louis C.K. as Greg, Rob Lowe as Brad Kessler, and Fionnula Flanagan as Martha Bellison.

The Invention of Lying Quotes

Louis C.K. as Greg

• (Louis C.K.) "This is the most amazing night of my entire life."
• (Ricky Gervais) "Think how amazing if you didn't smell of vomit."

Jennifer Garner as Anna McDoogles

• (Jennifer Garner) "I was just masturbating."
• (Ricky Gervais) "That makes me think of your vagina."

• (Jennifer Garner) "You're chubby and you have a snub nose."

Jimmi Simpson as Bob

• (Jimmi Simpson) "Hi, I'm Bob I'm the spokesperson for the Coca-Cola company. I'm here today to ask you to continue buying coke. Sure, it's a drink you've been drinking for years, and if you still enjoy it, I'd like to remind you to buy it again sometime soon. It's basically just brown sugar water, we haven't changed the ingredients much lately, so there's nothing new I can tell you about that. We changed the can around a little bit, though. See, the colors here are different there, and we added a polar bear so the kids like us. Coke is very high in sugar and like any high calorie soda it can lead to obesity in children and adults who don't sustain a very healthy diet. So that's it, it's coke. It's very famous, everyone knows it. I'm Bob, I work for coke, and I'm asking you to not stop buying coke. That's all. It's a bit sweet. Thank you."

Rob Lowe as Brad Kessler

• (Rob Lowe) "Ok, you're annoying me. Your voice is shrill. Goodbye."

Ricky Gervais as Mark Bellison

• (Ricky Gervais) "I did a bad thing --"
• (Jennifer Garner) "It's okay, you get three."

• (Ricky Gervais) "If you could make the world the way you wanted it to be, what would you do? If you could change anything, if you could do anything, what's the first thing you'd do?"
• (Shaun Williamson) "If I could do anything?"
• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Anything at all?"
• (Ricky Gervais) "Anything at all."
• (Shaun Williamson) "I would touch girls' boobs."
• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Yes."
• (Shaun Williamson) "And maybe have sex with them too."
• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Oh agreed, that too."
• (Ricky Gervais) "Okay, let's try that."
• (Shaun Williamson) "Where you going?"
• (Ricky Gervais) "Out."
• (Stephanie March) "Don't look at me, I'm not attracted to you."
• (Ricky Gervais) "No listen --"
• (Stephanie March) "Don't bother, I've heard it all before."
• (Ricky Gervais) "The world's gonna end unless we have sex right now."
• (Stephanie March) "Do we have time to get to a motel, or do we need to do it right here?"
• (Ricky Gervais) "Motel."
• (Stephanie March) "Help me get me dress off."
• (Ricky Gervais) "No no, wait wait, let's get to know each-other first."
• (Stephanie March) "No, we have to have sex. The world is going to end."
• (Ricky Gervais) "But I don't even know your name."
• (Stephanie March) "Think of the children. Think of the little babies."
• (Ricky Gervais) "Let's have a drink. You look like a -- ten dollars for beer? That is --"
• (Stephanie March) "Don't you understand? We are all going to die."

• (Ricky Gervais) "Hi, this is Mark."
• (Jennifer Garner) "Oh, hi Mark. Didn't you get my email?"
• (Ricky Gervais) "The one about being not good enough for you?"
• (Jennifer Garner) "That's the one."
• (Ricky Gervais) "Yeah, got that. Cheers."

Fionnula Flanagan as Martha Bellison

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Shaun Williamson as Richard Bellison

• (Shaun Williamson) "What are you doing here? It's Monday at noon. You're not supposed to be home now."
• (Man at the Door) "If you must know, I'm incredibly stressed at work, I've come home early, I'm having a bit of me-time. More importantly, what are you doing?"
• (Shaun Williamson) "Well, I was gonna rob your house."
• (Man at the Door) "I don't like that idea. Not a fan of that at all."
• (Shaun Williamson) "I'm not gonna do it now, because you're in."
• (Man at the Door) "Do you know what's gonna happen? I'm gonna call the police, you're gonna be arrested."
• (Shaun Williamson) "Well, I'm just gonna leave, and you don't know my name."
• (Man at the Door) "What is your name?"
• (Shaun Williamson) "Richard Bellison."

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