The Late Show (film) Quotes

The Late Show (film) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . The Late Show stopped airing in 1970.

It features Robert Altman as producer, Kenneth Wannberg in charge of musical score, and Charles Rosher Jr. as head of cinematography.

The Late Show (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Late Show (film) is 93 minutes long. The Late Show (film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Joanna Cassidy as Laura Birdwell, Lily Tomlin as Margo Sperling, Art Carney as Ira, and Eugene Roche as Ron Birdwell.

The Late Show (film) Quotes

Art Carney as Ira

• (Art Carney) "I'm not as young as I used to be."

• (Art Carney) "Mrs. Schmidt asked me to move out. That place next door to you, is that still empty?"
• (Lily Tomlin) "I don't know, Ira. I don't think I could take it. I mean you just never say anything, for God's sake. It's not fair, 'cause I have to keep up my side of the conversation and your side of the conversation. Yeah, that's it; you just never say anything, for God's sake. I want some feedback from you. I wanna -- I wanna know what you think about things -- and what you think about me."
• (Art Carney) "Jesus Christ, would it kill you if once and awhile you wore a god****ed dress?"

• (Art Carney) "Back in the Forties, this town was crawlin' with dollies like you. Good-lookin' cokeheads tryin' their damnedest to act tough as hell. I got news for you: they did it better back then. This town doesn't change; they just push the names around. Same dames -- screwin' up their lives just the same way."

• (Art Carney) "You wanna know somethin', punk? You were born dumb and you're gonna die dumb."

• (Art Carney) "Why was, uh, this Escobar blackmailing you?"
• (Joanna Cassidy) "Well, I was seeing this man. We were having an affair."
• (Art Carney) "Your husband didn't know anything about it?"
• (Lily Tomlin) "Does the Pope s*** in the woods?"

Joanna Cassidy as Laura Birdwell

• (Joanna Cassidy) "I am going to be totally open and honest with you. I'm going to lay myself naked before you. I hope you can appreciate that."
• (Lily Tomlin) "He'll try."

Eugene Roche as Ron Birdwell

• (Eugene Roche) "Let's just cut to the chase, huh, Pop?"

Lily Tomlin as Margo Sperling

• (Lily Tomlin) "This car is not only a toilet, but you are the attendant."

• (Lily Tomlin) "Boy, it's really lucky for you that I just happen to be a very self-destructive person."

• (Lily Tomlin) "This little kitty is just a little honey bun. Give this little cat a break."

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