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The Negotiation Quotes

The Negotiation is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Negotiation ended in 1970.

The Negotiation Quotes

  • (Creed) "I remember it was very late at night, like 11:00, 11:30. Big fella comes in screaming about God knows what. I think maybe Halpert had stolen his car, something like that. So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels. Then Schrute grabs a can of hairspray and a lighter --"
  • (Angela) "You're useless."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "When Han Solo returns to the Death Star in the Millennium Falcon, and shoots down the TIE fighters and saves the Rebel cause, do you think he does so for a free beer?"
  • (Michael Scott) "You know what, Pam, would you please tell Darryl that this is not a woman's suit?"
  • (Pam Beesly) "Oh, my God. That's a woman's suit."
  • (Michael Scott) "Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "I am not a hero. I am a mere defender of the office. You know who's a real hero? Hiro from "Heroes." That's a hero. Also Bono."
  • (Jan Levinson) "What's wrong with you?"
  • (Michael Scott) "I don't know. Was a weird day. I accidentally cross-dressed."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Every day for eight years, I've brought pepper spray into this office to protect myself and my fellow employees. And every day, for eight years, people have laughed at me. Well, who's laughing now?"
  • (Toby Flenderson) "I don't think Michael intended to punish me by putting Ryan back here with Kelly. But if he did intend that -- Wow. Genius."
  • (Michael Scott) "Negotiation is an art. Back and forth. Give and take. And today, both Darryl and I took something: higher salaries. Win, win, win. But, you know, life is about more than just salary. It's about perks. Like having sex with Jan --"
  • (Jan Levinson) "Michael."
  • (Kevin Malone) "Jim. Roy. Look out."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Thanks, Kev."

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