The Pineapple Incident Quotes

The Pineapple Incident is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Pineapple Incident stopped airing in 1970.

The Pineapple Incident Quotes

• (Marshall) "Oh, right, that's why we don't do shots."

• (Ted) "Oh, Daddy's back. See, if you'd thought about that, for just a second --"
• (Barney) "Then I wouldn't have gotten this 7-digit Father's Day card from --"
• (Barney) "Amy."
• (Ted) "That worked? I hate the world."

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Hello."
• (Ted) "Hello Robin, it's Ted."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Hi Ted."
• (Ted) "Hello Robin, it's Ted."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Hi."
• (Ted) "You should be on 60 minutes. You should be one of the minutes."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Thanks -- I guess."

• (Barney) "Your brain screws you up, Ted, it gets in the way. It happened with Robin, it happened with "Half-Boob", and its gonna keep on happening until you power down that bucket of neuroses inebriation-style."

• (Ted) "Let me tell you something about this brain, okay?"
• (Ted) "Pure alcohol cannot stop this brain."
• (Ted) "This brain, dear mortals, is no ordinary brain."
• (Ted) "This is a superbrain."
• (Ted) "This brain is unstoppable. This brain --"
• (Older Ted) "And that's all I remember."

• (Marshall) "Interesting --"
• (Ted) "What -- You want me to do a shot?"
• (Barney) "Oh no -- I want you to do five shots."
• (Marshall) "More interesting."

• (Ted) "Vomit-free since '93."

• (Lily) "You know who might have something to say about Ted's future with Robin? Robin. Why don't you go wake her up?"
• (Ted) "And say what, what am I supposed to say?"
• (Barney) "Daddy's home."

• (Ted) "How easy do you think it is to sneak into the zoo? I need to see some penguins like, right now --"

• (Ted) "Are you a vampire?"
• (Carl) "That's it, I'm cutting you off. Go home, Ted. Get some sleep."
• (Ted) "Yep, the sun's comin' up pretty soon. Wouldn't wanna be around for that, now would we?"

• (Trudy) "I feel like doing somethin' stupid."
• (Ted) "I'm something stupid. Do me."

• (Barney) "Check out table number four. See that little hottie on the end, she's short, but has an ample bossem. I love it, she's, like, half boob. Let's go."
• (Ted) "Yeah, and say what, what's are big opening line?"
• (Barney) "It's, uh -- Daddy's home."
• (Ted) ""Daddy's home?" You want us to go over to those girls, and say "Daddy's home." Really think about that, Barney."
• (Barney) "Hmm -- Yeah, think it's pretty solid."

• (Lily) "What are you doing in the bathtub?"
• (Barney) "The porcelain keeps the suit from wrinkling."
• (Lily) "Wait a minute, were you here when I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night?"
• (Barney) "Don't worry, I slept through it."
• (Barney) "Haha, I totally didn't sleep through it. And boy, for a little girl, you've got a big tank."

• (Ted) "Barney, you've always taken care of me. You are a gentleman and a scholar. Go into my stable and take my finest stallion. He's yours. His name is Windjammer."

• (Carl) "And how you guys liked the shots?"
• (Ted) "I drank all five, bitch."

• (Ted) "Hello, Robin, it's Ted."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Oh, hi, Ted."
• (Ted) "Hello, Robin, it's Ted."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Hi, Ted. Sounds like you're having fun."
• (Ted) "Robin, have I ever told you that I have been vomit-free since '93?"
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Oh, listen Ted. I can't really talk right -- '93? Dude, that's impressive."

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