Wichita Linebacker Quotes

Wichita Linebacker is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Wichita Linebacker completed its run in 1970.

Wichita Linebacker Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Now maybe people would say they'd never install a tracking device in their significant others' car; but I think that's just because they don't know how."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, boy. Nudity."
• (Unnamed) "If you have words written on yourself, it's not nudity, it's political speech. Taking control of one's body to turn the objectifying male gaze back on itself --"
• (Unnamed) "O-kay -- No more college for you."

• (Unnamed) "Ya-hoo. That's two-thirds of a turkey, bitches. Ah, you're in a deep hole, Piznarski. We're going to totally humiliate you, but, you know, no pressure."
• (Unnamed) "Refreshments?"
• (Unnamed) "Ten martinis."

• (Unnamed) "We can download pictures from the surface of the moons of Jupiter on to a portable phone, but we can't keep the air conditioner in this office running for more than a week at a time."

• (Unnamed) "I'm not a criminal mastermind, I'm just a painter."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, well, so was Hitler."

• (Unnamed) "Didn't he get arrested for murder?"
• (Unnamed) "Assault."
• (Unnamed) "He's not even good at murder."

• (Unnamed) "Football: the systematic violation of the Geneva Convention made into a sport. I'm surprised the A.S.P.C.A. doesn't protest."

• (Unnamed) "I guess I'll go wash some spoiled bitch's graduation gift from daddy, huh?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm not spoiled, and technically, it wasn't for graduation."
• (Unnamed) "What about the bitch part?"

• (Unnamed) "It's like Jon Stewart meets Crossfire. If Jon Stewart didn't hate Crossfire."

• (Unnamed) "Now here's a moral dilemma: You have a cell phone tracker which cost your dad hundred of dollars. You went through the trouble of activating your GPS-chip in your boyfriend's phone. So, is it a waste of your dad's hard earned money and your time if you don't use it?"

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