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World's Greatest Dad Quotes

World's Greatest Dad is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . World's Greatest Dad ended its run in 1970.

It features Howard Gertler as producer, Gerald Brunskill in charge of musical score, and Horacio Marquínez as head of cinematography.

World's Greatest Dad is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of World's Greatest Dad is 99 minutes long. World's Greatest Dad is distributed by Magnolia Pictures.

The cast includes: Robin Williams as Lance Clayton, Daryl Sabara as Kyle, Alexie Gilmore as Claire, and Evan Martin as Andrew.

World's Greatest Dad Quotes

Robin Williams as Lance Clayton

  • (Robin Williams) "He was a sweet boy."
  • (Robin Williams) "I'm sorry."
  • (Dr. Dana) "But there was a lot brewing underneath?"
  • (Robin Williams) "The tragedy is, I didn't know until his death how sad he was. Or profound."
  • (Robin Williams) "What's Andrew doing here?"
  • (Daryl Sabara) "What? Andrew? Don't bother Andrew, alright? He has asthma."
  • (Robin Williams) "Come on now, Kyle, you must be passionate about something."
  • (Daryl Sabara) "You wanna know what I like? I like looking at vaginas."
  • (Robin Williams) "Oh."
  • (Daryl Sabara) "All day long."
  • (Robin Williams) "I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is ending up with people who make you feel all alone."
  • (Robin Williams) "If you're that depressed, reach out to someone, and remember, suicide is a permanent solution to temporary problems."
  • (Robin Williams) "Poetry is about saying something from your heart. Something personal, okay?"
  • (Robin Williams) "Jesus Christ, Andrew, why can't you let it go, okay? No wonder your mother drinks."
  • (Evan Martin) "You know the last thing Kyle said to me? Said you're a stupid f***ing idiot. Have a good time on your TV show; Kyle's still dead."

Daryl Sabara as Kyle

  • (Daryl Sabara) "Goodnight, whore."

Evan Martin as Andrew

  • (Evan Martin) "I think they're doing it."
  • (Daryl Sabara) "What? You think that they're f***ing? Andrew, Andrew, you have to understand that f***ing p*****'s virgin s***, alright?"
  • (Evan Martin) "You know what's strange about the book?"
  • (Robin Williams) "What?"
  • (Evan Martin) "Kyle never talks about vaginas, anal sex, fisting, felching, or rimjobs."
  • (Robin Williams) "Yeah, it is a little light in the felching area, you're right. But I think it's there, Andrew, in its own way."

Alexie Gilmore as Claire

  • (Alexie Gilmore) "So, do you play sports?"
  • (Daryl Sabara) "No, I'm a big spaz like my dad."
  • (Robin Williams) "Well, I was in the dive team in college."
  • (Daryl Sabara) "Diving's not really a sport; it's falling."

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