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Funny Quotes for Christians

If you're someone who doesn't want to go through all the lewd jokes and cursing to try to find a nice but humorous quote, then you've come to the right place.

These funny quotes are meant specifically for Christians. Of course, you must be able to laugh at yourself. Humility is something we all should have. No offense is meant by these quotations, they are meant out of good and clean fun!

A funny quote by Pope John Paul II
Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it.
Pope John Paul II
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me... they're cramming for their final exam.
George Carlin
My dear child, you must believe in God despite what the clergy tell you.
Benjamin Jowett
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Garrison Keillor
With soap, baptism is a good thing.
Robert Ingersoll
We turn to God for help when our foundations are shaking only to learn that it is God shaking them.
Charles West
You do well to believe in God. Satan also believes...and trembles.
James 2:19
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