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A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy Quotes

A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy ended in 1970.

It features Robert Greenhut as producer, and Gordon Willis as head of cinematography.

A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy is 88 min long. A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Mia Farrow as Ariel, Woody Allen as Andrew, Julie Hagerty as Dulcy, Mary Steenburgen as Adrian, Tony Roberts as Maxwell, and José Ferrer as Leopold.

A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy Quotes

Mia Farrow as Ariel

  • (Mia Farrow) "You showed me your latest invention."
  • (Woody Allen) "Of course, my musical house slippers. Remember that?"
  • (Mia Farrow) "He taught me a lot --"
  • (Woody Allen) "Like what?"
  • (Mia Farrow) "Like how to listen to Mozart."
  • (Woody Allen) "With your ears, right?"
  • (Mia Farrow) "Andrew, we'll get killed."
  • (Woody Allen) "No, no. Don't be silly. Trust me, it's me, Andrew -- Trust me anyhow."
  • (Mia Farrow) "I don't love you."
  • (Tony Roberts) "Because you don't know me. Give me ten minutes, ten lousy minutes."

Julie Hagerty as Dulcy

  • (Julie Hagerty) "Leopold, bite me -- hard."
  • (José Ferrer) "I can't. These aren't my teeth."
  • (Julie Hagerty) "A hammock. That's so nostalgic for me. I lost it in a hammock."
  • (Mary Steenburgen) "Pardon me?"
  • (Julie Hagerty) "You have to have really good balance."

Woody Allen as Andrew

  • (Woody Allen) "I wonder if geniuses have problems with their sex lives."
  • (Woody Allen) "When are you gonna grow up? You're like one of those creatures in Greek mythology who's half-goat."
  • (Woody Allen) "I didn't lie. I wasn't lying, Adrian. I was not lying. Do you want to know why I lied?"
  • (Woody Allen) "It's nothing serious; just an arrow in his heart."
  • (Woody Allen) "He's a wonderful guy and a terrific doctor. Never lost a patient. Got a couple of them pregnant, but never lost one."
  • (Woody Allen) "I can't. It's disgusting."
  • (Woody Allen) "How can it be disgusting? I don't even have my clothes off."
  • (Woody Allen) "Only a drunken, infantile idiot shoots himself over love, not an internist."
  • (Woody Allen) "I'm not a poet. I don't die for love. I work on Wall Street."

José Ferrer as Leopold

  • (José Ferrer) "I had the privilege of escorting Ariel through the Sistine Chapel for the first time in her life and explaining to her exactly why Michelangelo's ceiling was indeed great."
  • (Mia Farrow) "When Raphael first laid eyes on it, he fainted."
  • (Woody Allen) "Had he eaten?"
  • (José Ferrer) "So, you're an inventor, hey?"
  • (Woody Allen) "Crackpot inventor."
  • (Mary Steenburgen) "Andrew's invented a wedding present for you and Ariel. Tell 'em about that."
  • (Woody Allen) "It's a silly apparatus that takes the bones out of fish, and if you prefer, although there's no point to it, it puts bones in fish."

Tony Roberts as Maxwell

  • (Tony Roberts) "I never felt like this. The moment I smelled her I loved her."
  • (Woody Allen) "Well, smell someone else. She's taken."

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