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Alpha and Omega (film) Quotes

Alpha and Omega (film) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Alpha and Omega stopped airing in 1970.

It features Richard Rich, Ken Katsumoto, and Steve Moore as producer, and Chris Bacon (composer) in charge of musical score.

Alpha and Omega (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Alpha and Omega (film) is 88 minutes long. Alpha and Omega (film) is distributed by Lionsgate Films.

The cast includes: Hayden Panettiere as Kate, Justin Long as Humphrey, Eric Price as Paddy, Christina Ricci as Lilly, Chris Carmack as Garth, Vicki Lewis as Eve, Dennis Hopper as Tony, Danny Glover as Winston, Brian Donovan as Salty, and Larry Miller as Marcel.

Alpha and Omega (film) Quotes

Justin Long as Humphrey

  • (Justin Long) "It's Spring. Whoa, look who's back from alpha school."
  • (Brian Donovan) "Forget about it Humphrey, Kate's an Alpha now, and you're, an Omega."
  • (Justin Long) "We're friend's, ok?"
  • (Unnamed) "Exactly, just friends, end of story."
  • (Brian Donovan) "You better set your sites over there, Reba and Janice, the Vegi-tarians"
  • (Justin Long) "Truth is -- i liked you ever since i saw you at the Moonlight Howl. You're the most amazing girl I've ever met. But now, you're gonna get married with a guy you don't even know. After all we've been through for the past few days, you're getting married and you never told me that."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "Humphrey, i like you too. You're like the sweetest guy Omega i've ever met. But i'm doing this to set things right."
  • (Justin Long) "I know that, but i still feel kinda -- you know -- empty."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "I know how you feel and i'm sorry."
  • (Justin Long) "You guys like jokes? Good. Okay, so two bears are eating a clown. And one of the bears says "Does this taste funny to you?""
  • (Justin Long) "A simple "boo" would have sufficed."
  • (Justin Long) "You wolves are making us look bad. Look, the caribou are laughing at us."
  • (Justin Long) "Ugh, now that's a moon I don't wanna howl to."
  • (Justin Long) "We make a pretty good team."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "Yeah. We do."
  • (Justin Long) "What are you doing up here?"
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "I'm practice-hunting for our lunch."
  • (Justin Long) "Oh good, 'cause I'm about to lose mine."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "You are? Ew."
  • (Justin Long) "I'll try to swallow it."
  • (Justin Long) "You know, we make a pretty good team. Kate and Humphrey, their old adventures. What do ya think?"
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "I think you're crazy."
  • (Justin Long) "You think i'm -- whoa. No, no i'm telling ya -- We're on to something here. Hey baby, stick with me and we'll go places."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "Well, i'll keep that in mind."
  • (Justin Long) "You mess with the girl again, and you're dead."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "Humphrey."

Hayden Panettiere as Kate

  • (Hayden Panettiere) "Don't move, we can handle this."
  • (Justin Long) "We can?"
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "Okay, now we're in trouble."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "I think it's about time you should learn how to hunt."
  • (Justin Long) "You know i'm not a hunter, but i got some pretty cool moves."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "Oh really?"
  • (Justin Long) "Yeah, really."
  • (Justin Long) "Ha ha. What did i tell ya?"
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "To tell you the truth, i'm impressed."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "Humphrey."
  • (Justin Long) "Don't worry Kate, it's all part of the plan"
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "I can see that"
  • (Justin Long) "Kate, grab my tail."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "Grab your what?"
  • (Justin Long) "Take those alpha jaws and grab --"
  • (Justin Long) "OW. my tail, my tail"
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "What's wrong with you?"
  • (Justin Long) "I have to go."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "Can't you hold it?"
  • (Justin Long) "No. I can't."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "I -- can't."
  • (Chris Carmack) "You can't."
  • (Chris Carmack) "I mean -- you can't?"
  • (Dennis Hopper) "What's this, Winston? Why can't she marry Garth?"
  • (Danny Glover) "Quiet."
  • (Danny Glover) "Kate, why can't you marry Garth?"
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "Because I, sort of, uh -- fell in love with an Omega."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "Is everyone starring at us?"
  • (Justin Long) "Uhhh -- well, no not everyone -- Yeah. Now they are."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "Oh, damn. 'Cause i wanted to tell you something."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "Ahh."
  • (Justin Long) "Ahh."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "Ahh."
  • (Justin Long) "Where's Barf?"
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "It's Garth, and we're just taking a little break."
  • (Justin Long) "A break?"
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "What, is that so strange?"
  • (Justin Long) "No, no, no no no, are you kidding? I always like to take a break, ten minutes into a howl."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "Well I do."

Vicki Lewis as Eve

  • (Vicki Lewis) "I just want to say one thing, if any of you wolves have hurt my daughter I will personally rip out your eyes and shove them down your throat so you can see my claws tearing your carcass open."
  • (Christina Ricci) "Uhh -- mom?"
  • (Vicki Lewis) "Not now dear, mommy's in a rage."
  • (Christina Ricci) "Well, well since Kate 'stood up' Garth, I could show him around until she gets back."
  • (Chris Carmack) "I wouldn't say stood up."
  • (Dennis Hopper) "Garth."
  • (Chris Carmack) "Sounds good to me."
  • (Christina Ricci) "Well come on Garth."
  • (Vicki Lewis) "Aw, isn't that sweet? She gets it from me."
  • (Vicki Lewis) "Aww Kate, you look so beautiful. Now, if Garth gets out of line, take those beautiful teeth of your's, go for the throat and don't let go until the body stops shaking."
  • (Danny Glover) "My little girl doesn't want to do this, she's not ready."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "Don't worry dad, I'm ready."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "Come on Lilly."
  • (Christina Ricci) "Ok, ok."

Chris Carmack as Garth

  • (Chris Carmack) "So, why's this called "Rabbit-Poo Mountain"?"
  • (Christina Ricci) "Because this is where rabbits like to poo."
  • (Chris Carmack) "Ewwww. Gross."
  • (Christina Ricci) "I was just kidding."
  • (Chris Carmack) "Whoa, i get it. You're a funny omega."
  • (Christina Ricci) "Mhm."
  • (Chris Carmack) "Okay. Make me laugh."

Eric Price as Paddy

  • (Eric Price) "Well, i guess the birdie ruined your Birdie."
  • (Larry Miller) "You mark it "birdie" because it would have gone in."
  • (Eric Price) "Technically, sir, it MIGHT have gone in."
  • (Eric Price) "Now, I'm a stickler for tradition, but this one I just don't understand."
  • (Larry Miller) "These wolves are mysterious creatures."
  • (Eric Price) "You were relocated to re-populate."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "Ah."
  • (Justin Long) "Oh, sounds good to me."
  • (Hayden Panettiere) "No."

Danny Glover as Winston

  • (Danny Glover) "An Alpha and an Omega. An Omega and an Alpha. Eve, help me out."
  • (Vicki Lewis) "Oh."

Dennis Hopper as Tony

  • (Dennis Hopper) "It's the full moon, Winston."
  • (Danny Glover) "I can see that, Tony."
  • (Dennis Hopper) "I didn't wanted to come to this."
  • (Danny Glover) "But here we are."

Christina Ricci as Lilly

  • (Christina Ricci) "I told you, I don't hunt."
  • (Chris Carmack) "Here, maybe this'll help."
  • (Chris Carmack) "Wow --"
  • (Christina Ricci) "'Wow' what?"
  • (Chris Carmack) "Your eyes, they're beautiful."

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