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Be Cool Quotes

Be Cool is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Be Cool ended in 1970.

It features F. Gary Gray, Danny DeVito; Michael Shamberg, and Michael Siegel as producer, John Powell (composer) in charge of musical score, and Jeffrey L. Kimball as head of cinematography.

Be Cool is recorded in English, and Russian and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Be Cool is 120 minutes long. Be Cool is distributed by MGM Distribution Co..

The cast includes: Cedric the Entertainer as Sin LaSalle, Gregory Alan Williams as Darryl, Dwayne Johnson as Elliot Wilhelm, John Travolta as Chili Palmer, Vince Vaughn as Raji, Alex Kubik as Roman Bulkin, André Benjamin as Dabu, Christina Milian as Linda Moon, Danny DeVito as Martin Weir, Harvey Keitel as Nick Carr, James Woods as Tommy Athens, Anthony J. Ribustello as Fast Freddie, and Uma Thurman as Edie Athens.

Be Cool Quotes

Cedric the Entertainer as Sin LaSalle

  • (Cedric the Entertainer) "Your man here says you got our money."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "I can explain it to you."
  • (Harvey Keitel) "Raji said that?"
  • (Vince Vaughn) "It's a misunderstanding."
  • (Cedric the Entertainer) "Would you shut up. Let me tell you something. NTL owes us 300 grand. Now, from my understanding, Chili Palmer took that money and gave it to you for some god**** contract."
  • (Harvey Keitel) "Raji said that? He's full of s***."
  • (Cedric the Entertainer) "Watch what you say, cause we will drop his ass. Take him outside."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Come on man, easy."
  • (Harvey Keitel) "Don't land on my Porsche."
  • (Cedric the Entertainer) "Excuse me -- Chuckles."
  • (Cedric the Entertainer) "My wife's cousin --"
  • (Cedric the Entertainer) "Dabu, Tea? What's with the finger what's that?"
  • (Cedric the Entertainer) "That's not gangsta. That's not gangsta."
  • (André Benjamin) "Got you."
  • (Cedric the Entertainer) "Well, imagine the odds, me and my crew was just out getting' some Mongolian barbecue and we stumble across your ol' weak ass ride."
  • (John Travolta) "Did you leave any food in Mongolia?"
  • (Cedric the Entertainer) "Hello."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Sin LaSalle?"
  • (Cedric the Entertainer) "Yeah, who wants to know?"
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Shut your punk ass mouth. NTL owes you 300 large, right? Chili Palmer was going to pay you, but Nick Carr says, "Sin LaSalle? Man, I wouldn't give my money to that Alabama porch monkey.""
  • (Cedric the Entertainer) "Alabama porch mo -- Nick Carr said that?"
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Man, you heard me, fool. He told Chili go give him the 300 grand instead in exchange for some god**** contract and what not. Look man, you want your chips? Do you want your chips? Then you best see Nick Carr. C.A.R."
  • (Cedric the Entertainer) "If I want my chips? Yeah, I want my chips. Who is this?"
  • (Vince Vaughn) "I'm the one schooling you, son."
  • (Cedric the Entertainer) "Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it that you can disrespect a mans ethnicity when you know we've influenced nearly every facet of white America -- from our music to our style of dress. Not to mention your basic imitation of our sense of cool; walk, talk, dress, mannerisms -- we enrich your very existence, all the while contributing to the gross national product through our achievements in corporate America. It's these conceits that comfort me when I am faced with the ignorant, cowardly, bitter and bigoted, who have no talent, no guts? people like you who desecrate things they don't understand when the truth is; you should say thank-you, man? and go on about your way. But apparently you are incapable of doing that. So --"
  • (Cedric the Entertainer) "-- and don't tell me to be cool. I am cool."
  • (Cedric the Entertainer) "Dabu. Could you make your dining experience a little less obtrusive?"

Vince Vaughn as Raji

  • (Vince Vaughn) "Stop hatin', start participatin'. Come on, twinkle twinkle, baby, twinkle twinkle. Wanna take a shot at me kid? Do it."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "I'm just sayin' if that's what this is gonna be, it's gonna be that."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Mad respect for not giving respect. I feel you."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Nice ass won't get you through your whole life. Once you turn thirty you better have a personality."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "What's up? It's Raji."
  • (Harvey Keitel) "Hey, Lowenthal. Joe Loop was supposed to kill Chili Palmer. Instead, he killed some god**** Russian."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "For real?"
  • (Harvey Keitel) "You two better work this s*** out or your ass is next. Stupid ass."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Man in the suit. You in town for some kind of convention?"
  • (John Travolta) "No, but if I was, you'd be the man to see, am I right?"
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Why would you say something like that?"
  • (John Travolta) "The way you're dressed, you're either a pimp or a limo driver."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "We've got jokes? You some kind of a weak-ass comedian?"
  • (John Travolta) "Raji, look at me."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "I'm looking at you, man."
  • (John Travolta) "You say you're looking at me, but are you really looking at me?"
  • (Vince Vaughn) "I'm really looking at you. You got something stupid to say? Say it, so I can be done with you."
  • (John Travolta) "Linda's quit. She's out of The Chicks"
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Man, miss me with that. She's got five years left in her contract."
  • (John Travolta) "Well, I've just canceled it."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "You come walking out of the dark. Who are you supposed to be?"
  • (John Travolta) "I'm the one setting you straight. I'm Linda's new manager."

Anthony J. Ribustello as Fast Freddie

  • (Anthony J. Ribustello) "Who are all these people trying to kill you?"
  • (John Travolta) "I don't know. I'm in the music business now. It could be anybody."

Dwayne Johnson as Elliot Wilhelm

  • (Dwayne Johnson) "Baby you ain't woman enough to take my man."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "Whoo. Scorchin'."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "Like that?"

John Travolta as Chili Palmer

  • (John Travolta) "It's the Cadillac of hybrids."
  • (Danny DeVito) "But what about speed?"
  • (John Travolta) "If you're important, people will wait."
  • (John Travolta) "Well, if it isn't Flea Diddy."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Man, don't be comin' in here pretendin' you know anything about rap."
  • (John Travolta) "Oh, but I know more about rap than you do. I bet you don't even know who the Sugarhill Gang is."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "But, I know who the Bust Da Cap In Yo Ass Gang is."
  • (John Travolta) "How many miles to the gallon to you get on those Hummers, about 12?"
  • (André Benjamin) "Nine."
  • (Cedric the Entertainer) "Dabu. Thank you, Mr. Goodwrench."
  • (James Woods) "Hey, wait. Where are you going?"
  • (John Travolta) "I'm going to the men's. I just had two ice teas."
  • (James Woods) "Hey, Chil. How does the movie sound?"
  • (John Travolta) "Well, you don't have a movie yet. You have a setting and a premise. But you don't have character arcs or a plot"
  • (James Woods) "Hey, who will play me? Think about that."
  • (John Travolta) "What about Carrot Top?"
  • (John Travolta) "Next time you come to my house to kill me, make sure I'm home first."
  • (John Travolta) "Dabu."
  • (André Benjamin) "Player."
  • (John Travolta) "I hate sequels."
  • (John Travolta) "What's this movie about?"
  • (James Woods) "Me."
  • (John Travolta) "I couldn't even get your mother to watch that movie."
  • (John Travolta) "Evening, gentlemen. Interesting choice of music."
  • (Cedric the Entertainer) ""That cold black cloud's comin' down." Gotta love Dylan, man. Biograph. It's a great album. You know, we wouldn't have this song without it."
  • (John Travolta) "But we would've. Because, you see, Dylan wrote that originally for that Peckinpah movie with James Coburn."
  • (Cedric the Entertainer) "You're in no position to correct me."
  • (John Travolta) "It was to a soundtrack. Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid."
  • (André Benjamin) "Yup. Same song they played when Slim Pickens died in his wife's arms. Right?"
  • (John Travolta) "This man knows his westerns."
  • (André Benjamin) "Good movie."
  • (Cedric the Entertainer) "Gentlemen, thank you very much for that VH1 moment in music history."

Gregory Alan Williams as Darryl

  • (Gregory Alan Williams) "What do you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he's already been told twice."
  • (Gregory Alan Williams) "I wanna pick this up."
  • (Alex Kubik) "Get your black ass out of here."
  • (Gregory Alan Williams) "You know what you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing. He has been told twice. Now, are you gonna get me what I came here for -- or are going to have a problem?"
  • (Alex Kubik) "Da."

Christina Milian as Linda Moon

  • (Christina Milian) "That's my manager, Roger."
  • (John Travolta) "He talks like that?"
  • (Christina Milian) "He thinks he's black."

Harvey Keitel as Nick Carr

  • (Harvey Keitel) "Sin, my brother."
  • (Cedric the Entertainer) "Quit calling me that, you're insulting my mother."
  • (Harvey Keitel) "You hit the god**** hit man."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "The man was bad in his job, man."
  • (Harvey Keitel) "Yeah. Just like you, stupid ass."

André Benjamin as Dabu

  • (André Benjamin) "You don't even have to say it, I already know -- Don't give me no damn gun. You know what I'm gonna do with it."
  • (André Benjamin) "You don't even have to say it, I all ready know -- Don't give me no gun in here."
  • (André Benjamin) "What's up, dawg?"
  • (Cedric the Entertainer) "Must you play into the stereotypes? Turn that mess down. This is the suburbs. I'm in that damn neighborhood watch."

Uma Thurman as Edie Athens

  • (Uma Thurman) "Hey Linda --"
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Do I sound like Linda, biatch?"
  • (Uma Thurman) "Yo, Vanilla Ice, just put her on the damn phone --."
  • (Vince Vaughn) "Miss Moon is about way to go on stage right now. Wanna talk to her, it is best to wait after the show. BIAIAAATCH."
  • (Uma Thurman) "Hey, look. Steven Tyler's in town."
  • (John Travolta) "Yeah."
  • (Uma Thurman) "Aerosmith playing at the Staples Center. Tell me Dream On is not the greatest rock and roll song you have ever heard."
  • (John Travolta) "You know what we oughta do? We oughta call him."
  • (Uma Thurman) "Call who?"
  • (John Travolta) "Steven."
  • (Uma Thurman) "Why?"
  • (John Travolta) "So he could listen to Linda's music, he could see for him self that it's terrific, and maybe he'll help us launch her career at his concert."
  • (Uma Thurman) "That's a great idea, Chill."
  • (John Travolta) "Yeah."
  • (Uma Thurman) "Hey, and maybe Bono and Sting will come down and we could all cut a Christmas album."
  • (John Travolta) "You know him, don't you?"
  • (Uma Thurman) "Know him? Steven Tyler? Chili, I know his socks."
  • (John Travolta) "Edie, you have a tattoo of Aerosmith on your ass. You can't get a meeting with him? We want Steven Tyler, we'll get Steven Tyler."

Alex Kubik as Roman Bulkin

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