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Beach Games Quotes

Beach Games is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Beach Games completed its run in 1970.

Beach Games Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Who's ahead in points?"
  • (Unnamed) "I think they're even. At various times you gave Jim 10 points, Dwight a gold star, and Stanley a thumbs-up. And I don't really know how to compare those units."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, check to see if there is a conversion chart in the notebook."
  • (Unnamed) "I really doubt it, Michael."
  • (Unnamed) "Please, just check."
  • (Unnamed) "About 40 times a year, Michael gets sick but has no symptoms. Dwight is always gravely concerned."
  • (Unnamed) "I am okay if I lose every single contest today. Honestly. Because I see these contests as an opportunity for me to demonstrate what a good sport I am. Mallard."
  • (Unnamed) "I just wanna lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted."
  • (Unnamed) "I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself. Game on."
  • (Unnamed) "Oscar, you brought your Speedo, I assume?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't wear a Speedo, Michael."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, you can't swim in leather pants."
  • (Unnamed) "Jim Halpert. Pros: Smart, cool, good-looking. Remind you of anybody you know? Cons: Not a hard worker. I can spend all day on a project, and he will finish the same project in half an hour. So that should tell you something."
  • (Unnamed) "Dwight is an obvious candidate for my job. He has the best sales record in the office. He loves the work. He is, however, an idiot."
  • (Unnamed) "I am also considering Stanley because of all the good that black people have done for America."
  • (Unnamed) "Andy Bernard. Pros: He's classy, he gets me. He went to Cornell. I trust him. Cons: I don't really trust him."
  • (Unnamed) "Everybody, may I have you attention, please? Today, we are not just spending a day at the beach."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, sweet mother of God."
  • (Unnamed) "If you don't like it, Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus."
  • (Unnamed) "Excuse me?"
  • (Unnamed) "Or the front of the bus or drive the bus."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey. I wanna say something. I've been trying to be more honest lately, and I just need to say a few things. I did the coal walk. Just -- I did it. Michael, you couldn't even do that. Maybe I should be your boss. Wow, I feel really good right now. Why didn't any of you come to my art show? I invited all of you. That really sucked. It's like sometimes some of you act like I don't even exist. Jim, I called off my wedding because of you. And now we're not even friends. And things are just, like, weird between us, and that sucks. And I miss you. You were my best friend before you went to Stamford. And I really miss you. I shouldn't have been with Roy. And there were a lot of reasons to call off my wedding. But the truth is, I didn't care about any of those reasons until I met you. And now you're with someone else. And that's fine. It's -- Whatever. That's not what I'm -- I'm not -- Okay, my feet really hurt. The thing that I'm just trying to say to you, Jim, and to everyone else in the circle, I guess, is that I miss having fun with you. Just you, not everyone in the circle. Okay, I am gonna go walk in the water now. Yeah. It's a good day."
  • (Unnamed) "Pam. That was amazing. But I am still looking for someone with a sales background."
  • (Unnamed) "We are going to choose team names. Dwight."
  • (Unnamed) "We will be called Gryffindor."
  • (Unnamed) "Really? Not Slytherin?"
  • (Unnamed) "Slytherin are the bad guys, Jim."
  • (Unnamed) "I know. Okay, we will be Voldemort."
  • (Unnamed) "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? I wouldn't do that."
  • (Unnamed) "Voldemort. Voldemort. Voldemort. Voldemort. Voldemort."
  • (Unnamed) "Idiots. Idiots. Okay, okay. Stanley, your team name?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't care what you name my team."
  • (Unnamed) "Then I will name your team the Red Team."
  • (Unnamed) "No, the Blue Team."
  • (Unnamed) "I want today to be a beautiful memory that the staff and I share after I have passed on to New York. And if Toby is a part of it, then it'll suck."
  • (Unnamed) "There's nothing better than a beautiful day at the beach filled with sun, surf, and uh, diligent note-taking."

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