Casino Royale (1967 film) Quotes

Casino Royale (1967 film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Casino Royale ended in 1970.

It features Charles K. Feldman as producer, Burt Bacharach in charge of musical score, and Jack Hildyard as head of cinematography.

Casino Royale (1967 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Casino Royale (1967 film) is 131 minutes long. Casino Royale (1967 film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: John Huston as Jimmy Bond, Anna Quayle as Frau Hoffner as Frau Hoffner, Joanna Pettet as Mata Bond, John Huston as James Bond, Orson Welles as Le Chiffre, Ursula Andress as Vesper Lynd, Peter Sellers as Evelyn Tremble, Barbara Bouchet as Miss Moneypenny, Geoffrey Bayldon as Q, Kurt Kasznar as Smernov, Ronnie Corbett as Polo, Jean-Paul Belmondo as French Legionnaire, Terence Cooper as Cooper, Daliah Lavi as The Detainer, John Bluthal as Casino Doorman, and Colin Gordon as Casino Director.

Casino Royale (1967 film) Quotes

Terence Cooper as Cooper

• (Terence Cooper) "What's the strategy sir?"
• (Sir James) "Get out of the bloody place before it blows up."

• (Terence Cooper) "What's the strategy, sir?"
• (Sir James) "Get out of the bloody place before it blows up."

• (Terence Cooper) "It goes against my nature, you know."
• (Daliah Lavi) "I sense that, too. What are you doing after the exercise?"
• (Terence Cooper) "Having my head examined."

John Huston as Jimmy Bond

• (John Huston) "What are you going to do to me?"
• (Orson Welles) "Physically, nothing, Mr. Bond."
• (John Huston) "Ah, so you're going to nothing me to death."

• (John Huston) "Four --"
• (John Huston) "-- three --"
• (John Huston) "-- two --"

• (John Huston) "So long, suckers."

Barbara Bouchet as Miss Moneypenny

• (Barbara Bouchet) "I really have to note your qualifications."
• (Terence Cooper) "Height: six foot two and a half. 184 pounds. Trophies for karate and judo, holder of the Kama Sutra black belt."

• (Sir James) "Ah, this is where you come in Moneypenny. I want you to go through all the Auxiliary Files."
• (Barbara Bouchet) "The lot, sir? It'll take all night."
• (Sir James) "Your mother did some of her best work at night."

• (Sir James) "Oh, by the way, Moneypenny, since I've come in here, have you heard me stammer?"
• (Barbara Bouchet) "No, sir."
• (Sir James) "Splendid. Let me know if I do; I haven't got time for that sort of thing now."

Peter Sellers as Evelyn Tremble

• (Peter Sellers) "If I'm not back in five minutes, start without me."

• (Q's Assistant) "What side do you dress on?"
• (Peter Sellers) "Away from the window."

• (Peter Sellers) "Haven't by any chance seen a young lady in a green dress, have you?"
• (John Bluthal) "Let me see, sir. Would that be a lady with a black bag over her head being manhandled by two unsavory gentlemens?"
• (Peter Sellers) "Could very well be, yes."
• (John Bluthal) "She went that way, sir, in a car."

• (Peter Sellers) "Mr. Mathis, there's something that's been worrying me --"
• (Inspector Mathis) "Yes?"
• (Peter Sellers) "Well, you're a French police inspector, yet you speak with a Scots accent."
• (Inspector Mathis) "Aye, it worries me, too."

• (Q's Assistant) "When the nib touches the paper it releases a stream of poisonous gas into the writer's eye."
• (Peter Sellers) "Ideal if you want to send a --"
• (Q's Assistant) "-- Poison pen letter, yes, all our agents say that, sir."

• (Peter Sellers) "Excuse me."
• (Colin Gordon) "Willingly."

• (Piper) "Are you Richard Burton?"
• (Peter Sellers) "No, I'm Peter O'Toole."
• (Piper) "Then you're the greatest man that ever BREATHED."

Daliah Lavi as The Detainer

• (Daliah Lavi) "You're crazy. You are absolutely crazy."
• (John Huston) "People called Einstein crazy."
• (Daliah Lavi) "That's not true. No one ever called Einstein crazy."
• (John Huston) "Well, they would have if he'd carried on like this."

• (Daliah Lavi) "Do you treat ALL the girls you desire this way?"
• (Jimmy Bond/Dr. Noah) "Yes. Oh yes, I remove their clothing and tie them up, yes. I learned that in the Boy Scouts."

Kurt Kasznar as Smernov

• (Kurt Kasznar) "I did not come here to be devoured by symbols of monarchy."

Geoffrey Bayldon as Q

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Ronnie Corbett as Polo

• (Ronnie Corbett) "My battery needs recharging."
• (Joanna Pettet) "Maybe your head needs examining."
• (Ronnie Corbett) "No, I had that examined last week."

Ursula Andress as Vesper Lynd

• (Ursula Andress) "Haven't you read the papers today?"
• (Peter Sellers) "I don't normally get them quite so early."
• (Ursula Andress) "I get them before they're printed."
• (Peter Sellers) "Well, I suppose you can do anything if you have money."

• (Ursula Andress) "Mr Evelyn Tremble?"
• (Peter Sellers) "Yes, that's right."
• (Ursula Andress) "Isn't Evelyn a girl's name?"
• (Peter Sellers) "No, it's mine, actually."

• (Ursula Andress) "Don't worry it's a one-way mirror."
• (Peter Sellers) "Which way?"

• (Sir James) "What a charming outfit that is. Do you often wear it in the office?"
• (Ursula Andress) "If I wore it in the street, people might stare."

Joanna Pettet as Mata Bond

• (Joanna Pettet) "Hey, what an enormous bed."
• (Ronnie Corbett) "The German army was very large in those days."

• (Joanna Pettet) "First john I've ever gone round with."

• (Joanna Pettet) "I bet Mummy would've taken me in."
• (Sir James) "Mummy took everyone in."

• (Joanna Pettet) "You know, if you weren't my dad I think I could fancy you."
• (Sir James) "That's very good of you, my dear. Rather warm in here, don't you think?"
• (Joanna Pettet) "Cool it, Charlie. So you want me to go to Berlin, huh?"
• (Sir James) "Now Mata, you remember the old house on the Felmannstrasse?"
• (Joanna Pettet) "Yeah, where Mum had a dancing school."
• (Sir James) "That has now become International Mother's Help. But that's just a cover for its real function. It is -- Does he speak English?"
• (Joanna Pettet) "Hey Charlie, you speak English?"
• (Unnamed) "No."

• (Sir James) "Who are all these people?"
• (Joanna Pettet) "They're the high priests of the temple. Okay, Fred, up it."
• (Sir James) "What an extraordinary performance. They seem to treat you like some kind of goddess."
• (Joanna Pettet) "Well, I am the celestial virgin of the sacred altar."
• (Sir James) "Figuratively speaking, of course."
• (Joanna Pettet) "Of course."

• (Taxi Driver) "Taxi."
• (Joanna Pettet) "Tally-ho."

• (Sir James) "They seem to treat you like some kind of a goddess."
• (Joanna Pettet) "Well, I am the Celestial Virgin of the Sacred Altar."
• (Sir James) "Figuratively speaking, of course."
• (Joanna Pettet) "Of course. Some tea?"
• (Sir James) "Ah, cup of tea, splendid."
• (Joanna Pettet) "Its made from poppy seeds. Two cups of this and you're stoned out of your mind."

Anna Quayle as Frau Hoffner as Frau Hoffner

• (Anna Quayle as Frau Hoffner) "The Mata Hari School of Dancing is the only truly international school of espionage in the world."
• (Ronnie Corbett) "In the world."
• (Anna Quayle as Frau Hoffner) "There is no political prejudice here."
• (Ronnie Corbett) "Prejudice."
• (Anna Quayle as Frau Hoffner) "We train Russian spies for America."
• (Ronnie Corbett) "America."
• (Anna Quayle as Frau Hoffner) "And American spies for Russia."
• (Joanna Pettet) "Very democratic."
• (Anna Quayle as Frau Hoffner) "Very democratic."

• (Anna Quayle as Frau Hoffner) "Who are you? What do you want?"
• (Joanna Pettet) "I'm here to enroll as a student."
• (Anna Quayle as Frau Hoffner) "What are you qualifications, hmmmm?"
• (Joanna Pettet) "I am the daughter of Mata Hari."
• (Ronnie Corbett) "Mata Hari."
• (Anna Quayle as Frau Hoffner) "You are a liar."
• (Joanna Pettet) "Am I? What about this, then?"

• (Anna Quayle as Frau Hoffner) "Hmmm, it is little Otto. He was one of your mother's lovers. We often find him lying around."
• (Joanna Pettet) "Is he dead?"
• (Anna Quayle as Frau Hoffner) "Hard to tell. He always looked like that."

• (Anna Quayle as Frau Hoffner) "Come along, child. The auction is about to begin."
• (Joanna Pettet) "Auction?"
• (Anna Quayle as Frau Hoffner) "Tonight we are selling one of the finest art collections in Europe."
• (Joanna Pettet) "Le Chiffre's collection?"
• (Anna Quayle as Frau Hoffner) "Who?"
• (Joanna Pettet) "Le Chiffre."
• (Anna Quayle as Frau Hoffner) "Who's Le Chiffre?"
• (Joanna Pettet) "The man who owns the collection."
• (Anna Quayle as Frau Hoffner) "What collection?"
• (Joanna Pettet) "The collection that's about to be auctioned."
• (Anna Quayle as Frau Hoffner) "Who said anything about an auction?"
• (Joanna Pettet) "You did."
• (Anna Quayle as Frau Hoffner) "Who am I?"
• (Joanna Pettet) "Frau Hoffner."
• (Anna Quayle as Frau Hoffner) "Never heard of her. You're insane, my child, quite insane."
• (Joanna Pettet) "I think she's right."

Jean-Paul Belmondo as French Legionnaire

• (Sir James) "Beg pardon?"
• (Jean-Paul Belmondo) "The French have arrived."
• (Sir James) "Look out."
• (Jean-Paul Belmondo) "Merde."
• (Sir James) "Beg pardon?"
• (Jean-Paul Belmondo) "Ooch?"

Orson Welles as Le Chiffre

• (Orson Welles) "Don't worry about that chair with a hole in the middle. It's merely waiting to be reupholstered."

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