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Chilly Scenes of Winter (film) Quotes

Chilly Scenes of Winter (film) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Chilly Scenes of Winter stopped airing in 1970.

It features Mark Metcalf as producer, Ken Lauber in charge of musical score, and Bobby Byrne (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Chilly Scenes of Winter (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Chilly Scenes of Winter (film) is 92 minutes long. Chilly Scenes of Winter (film) is distributed by United Artists.

Chilly Scenes of Winter (film) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Is this all you have?"
  • (Unnamed) "That's a profound question."
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "That's all I have."
  • (Unnamed) "That's a nice ribbon in your hair."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, I told the nurse that it was like the song. "Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree.""
  • (Unnamed) "And I say tie a green ribbon 'round the old oak tree."
  • (Unnamed) "Mine's a real song."
  • (Unnamed) "Mommy sure does know her music, doesn't she?"
  • (Unnamed) "Huh."
  • (Unnamed) "Mrs. DeLillo knows her music, too."
  • (Unnamed) "Thank you so much."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, I haven't felt "terrific" in a long time."
  • (Unnamed) "If I make you feel terrific, will you marry me?"
  • (Unnamed) "Could you imagine living with a man named Ox?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, if she's happy."
  • (Unnamed) "She's not happy."
  • (Unnamed) "Are you happy?"
  • (Unnamed) "What's happy?"
  • (Unnamed) "The day my grandfather killed himself, he went hunting and shot two grouse. After the funeral, my grandmother cleaned and cooked the grouse."
  • (Unnamed) "I thought you said you were on the trampoline team in high school."
  • (Unnamed) "I was on the trampoline team in high school."
  • (Unnamed) "That must have been before it became a competitive sport."
  • (Unnamed) "I never said I was any good you know. See, I had these terrible bow-legs. Somebody told me if you jump on the trampoline a lot, it'll straighten out your bow-legs."
  • (Unnamed) "How can jumping on a trampoline straighten out bow-legs?"
  • (Unnamed) "I was misinformed."
  • (Unnamed) "The Lord have mercy on your soul."
  • (Unnamed) "Thank you."
  • (Unnamed) "Do you smoke?"
  • (Unnamed) "What do you want?"
  • (Unnamed) "What do I want? I wanna marry Laura. I thought everybody knew that. I'd even settle for living with her. What do I want? Let's talk about what I have. You know what I have? I have, I have -- an unemployed jacket salesman living in my spare room, I have a mother that won't get out of the bathtub, I have a sister that always wants me to be happy, I have a stepfather that wants me to take disco lessons and I have a secretary that wants me to throw parties so that she can make dips. And I have this boss that wants me to give his son advice on his sexual problems."
  • (Unnamed) "You've been up all night. That only makes things look worse."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah? I really thought I was having a nervous breakdown for a second there."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, sure."
  • (Unnamed) "What do you have?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't have Laura."
  • (Unnamed) "Janis, how can I get it if she won't come out of her A-frame?"
  • (Unnamed) "You're prettier than she is."
  • (Unnamed) "Now I'm prettier than a porno star. Would you stop it?"
  • (Unnamed) "Stop what?"
  • (Unnamed) "We go to movies and you say I look better than the movie stars. We go to the best restaurant in town and you say I'm a better cook than the chef. You have this exulted view of me and I hate it. If you think I'm that great, there must be something wrong with you."
  • (Unnamed) "What do you want from a child her age? She never even went to Woodstock."
  • (Unnamed) "Neither did we."
  • (Unnamed) "But we could have."
  • (Unnamed) "That's true."
  • (Unnamed) "Listen, Woodstock was just a bunch of naked stoners looking for a place to pee. I saw the movie."
  • (Unnamed) "I thought maybe this might be your minimalist period."
  • (Unnamed) "What's your name?"
  • (Unnamed) "Laura Connelly"
  • (Unnamed) "What a --"
  • (Unnamed) ""What a beautiful name.""
  • (Unnamed) "No, no. I wasn't gonna say that. I wasn't gonna say "What a beautiful name." I was gonna say "What a coincidence.""
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "That your name is Laura. My name is Charles."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't get it. What's the coincidence?"
  • (Unnamed) "There isn't any. Just wanted to tell you my name."

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