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Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV Quotes

Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV ended in 1970.

It features Lloyd Kaufman as producer, Wes Nagy in charge of musical score, and Brendan Flynt as head of cinematography.

Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV is 109 minutes long. Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV is distributed by Troma Entertainment.

The cast includes: Paul Kyrmse as Evil Kabukiman, Rory Quinn as Toxie, Paul Kyrmse as Sgt. Kabukiman, Michael Budinger as Tito, Barry Brisco as Pompe, Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf as God, Trent Haaga as Dex Diaper, Debbie Rochon as Ms. Weiner, Caleb Emerson as Rex Diaper, Trent Haaga as Tex Diaper, and Lisa Terezakis as Sweetie Honey.

Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV Quotes

Debbie Rochon as Ms. Weiner

  • (Debbie Rochon) "Tito. What do you think you're doing young man?"
  • (Michael Budinger) "Listen, bitch. Just because I'm a tard, doesn't mean you have to treat me like one. But because I'm "special", I don't think I'm ever going to get laid. So why can't I masturbate?"

Paul Kyrmse as Evil Kabukiman

  • (Paul Kyrmse) "This is an American-made car. Every time they flip twenty-five feet in the air and crash down, they blow up. Let's get out of here."
  • (Paul Kyrmse) "Well, f*** that, I'm not gonna die. Not here in Jersey."
  • (Paul Kyrmse) "You read sign language don't you? Well read this."
  • (Paul Kyrmse) "."
  • (Paul Kyrmse) "I knew it. I knew something was wrong. You're not the real Noxie after all, are you?"
  • (Rory Quinn) "That may be. But I know Sergeant Kabukiman N.Y.P.D -- and you, sir, are no Sergeant Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.."

Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf as God

  • (Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf) "And tell the Pope to stop talking about me, he dosen't know me and tell him that his hat looks f***ing stupid."

Trent Haaga as Dex Diaper

  • (Trent Haaga) "Well, Samantha -- looks like I won't have to frisk you for weapons."
  • (Trent Haaga) "Toxie's got his head up his ass."
  • (Trent Haaga) "I've got my head up my ass."

Michael Budinger as Tito

  • (Michael Budinger) "f*** this place, man, I'm outta here."
  • (Michael Budinger) "I have becomed The Retarted Revenger."
  • (Barry Brisco) "Don't forget about your sidekick, Pompe, the baddest bodyless motherf***er in all of Amortville."
  • (Michael Budinger) "You are giving me a stomach-ache in my brain."
  • (Michael Budinger) "Oh, GROSS. This whiskey tastes like pregnant lady piss."

Rory Quinn as Toxie

  • (Rory Quinn) "I keep calling you "sweetie" and "honey." What's your name, little girl?"
  • (Lisa Terezakis) "Sweetie Honey."
  • (Rory Quinn) "God?"
  • (Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf) "Yeah, what do you want?"
  • (Rory Quinn) "I just want to go home"
  • (Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf) "You bastard, this is the best place all around, why do you want to go home?"
  • (Rory Quinn) "Gotta find Sarah. If only there were some kind of directory, like at the mall."
  • (Rory Quinn) "Oh. Let's see, 'You Are Here', and Noxie is here, and, let's see, armed guards who want to kill you are here."
  • (Rory Quinn) "Huh?"
  • (Rory Quinn) "Didn't you learn your lesson the last time I disemboweled you, shoved your head up your ass, and killed you with your own diaper?"
  • (Caleb Emerson) "What?"
  • (Trent Haaga) "What?"
  • (Trent Haaga) "Huh?"
  • (Rory Quinn) "Guess not."

Barry Brisco as Pompe

  • (Barry Brisco) "You're gonna turn a brother into a hot dog. If I had legs I'd kick your ass."

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