Contest (Bottom) Quotes

Contest (Bottom) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Contest stopped airing in 1970.

It features Ed Bye as producer.

Contest (Bottom) Quotes

• (Richie) "It doesn't matter how much you art it up, Eddie, it's still a jazz mag."
• (Eddie) "That's what they said to Michelangelo about the Sistine Chapel."
• (Richie) "No it's not. The Sistine Chapel is art. If they said anything, it would've been "Blimey, nice painting, Mr Angelo. Now that's what I call art, and it's not porny at all.""
• (Eddie) "It bloody well is dirty, you know those three birds on the left with the bit of blue ribbon? Cor, some of things they're doing will make your nose bleed."

• (Eddie) "Everyday, yakedy-bloody-yak, on and on and on, day in, day out. Slime in this ear, slime in that ear. JUST STOP TALKING."

• (Eddie) "Cor look at the knockers on that one they're minute."
• (Richie) "That's because that's Michael Buerk."

• (Richie) "Oh, it's no good. I think I've reached my bottom."

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