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Creepshow 3 Quotes

Creepshow 3 is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Creepshow 3 stopped airing in 1970.

It features Ana Clavell as producer, Chris Anderson in charge of musical score, and James M. Legoy as head of cinematography.

Creepshow 3 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Creepshow 3 is 110 minutes long. Creepshow 3 is distributed by Taurus Entertainment Company.

The cast includes: Emmett McGuire as Professor Dayton, Ben Prosnky as John, Kris Allen as Dr. Farwell, Ryan Carter as Victor, Camille Lacey as Rachael, Katherin Barber as Dusty, A. J. Bowen as Jerry, Akil Wingate as Leon, Elina Madison as Eva, and Stephanie Pettee as Alice.

Creepshow 3 Quotes

Akil Wingate as Leon

  • (Akil Wingate) "Eva."
  • (Elina Madison) "I'm coming."
  • (Akil Wingate) "EVA."
  • (Elina Madison) "I'm coming. f***."
  • (Akil Wingate) "Now get in that damn street and make my f***in' MONEY."
  • (Akil Wingate) "Is there a problem? Hey, HEY. I said is there a f***in' problem?"
  • (A. J. Bowen) "No -- what --"
  • (Akil Wingate) "Yeah, you damn right there ain't no f***in' problem. Yeah -- hey man, hey; listen -- you looking for some companionship, huh? I can set you up, I see 'ya lookin' man --"

Stephanie Pettee as Alice

  • (Stephanie Pettee) "Arrghhh -- mom, it's me. It's Alice. It's ME."

Emmett McGuire as Professor Dayton

  • (Emmett McGuire) "Maybe you'd better try the bathroom before you go, John -- long drive ahead."
  • (Emmett McGuire) "It's all right, Detective Jacobs. This sweet little thing is completely harmless."
  • (Unnamed) "What is it?"
  • (Emmett McGuire) "It's a rabbit, of course."
  • (Emmett McGuire) "If I could create the perfect woman, I'd make sure there was an on/off switch in there somewhere."

Ryan Carter as Victor

  • (Ryan Carter) "Well, uh; I'd like you to, uh, tie me to the bed and ride me, but uh, well you have to blindfold me first."
  • (Camille Lacey) "Ooh, that sounds kinky."
  • (Ryan Carter) "But for a thousand bucks it's doable, right?"

Kris Allen as Dr. Farwell

  • (Kris Allen) "Oh, if there's any movies that you wanna see -- don't wait."
  • (Kris Allen) "18 milligrams of Viagra. Merry Christmas."
  • (Kris Allen) "Nurse Jacobs, I can't write a prescription for ugly."
  • (Kris Allen) "What you need is a three-week prescription of legal marijuana. There 'ya go."
  • (Kris Allen) "Have you uh, attended your Senior prom?"
  • (Katherin Barber) "No, I'm a Junior."
  • (Kris Allen) "I'd find one to take her to. This weekend."
  • (Kris Allen) "Can I get some coffee?"
  • (Unnamed) "Doc, see anything you like?"
  • (Kris Allen) "No sorry, I'm into midgets right now."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, aren't you the new doctor at the clinic?"
  • (Kris Allen) "Heh, for you; no, no, no."
  • (Unnamed) "Say, I'm having real bad pains in my chest."
  • (Kris Allen) "Oh, is that right? Well I'll tell you what, I'm going to go in here and I'm gonna get laid, then I'll come back, and meet me down at the hospital and I'll give you a bowel movement you'll never forget. Okay?"
  • (Kris Allen) "Yaaahhhh."
  • (Unnamed) "Asshole."

A. J. Bowen as Jerry

  • (A. J. Bowen) "Do you want one?"
  • (The Possessed Radio) "Don't be ridiculous."

Camille Lacey as Rachael

  • (Camille Lacey) "Where's 'home', dips***?"

Ben Prosnky as John

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