Criminal Minds (season 4) Quotes

Criminal Minds is a television program that was first aired in 2008 on CBS. Criminal Minds ended its run in 2009.

Criminal Minds lasted 26 episodes.

The cast includes: Shemar Moore as Man, Matthew Gray Gubler as Dr. Spencer Reid, Kirsten Vangsness as Penelope Garcia, Shemar Moore as Derek Morgan, Kirsten Vangsness as Garcia, and Thomas Gibson as Sean Hotchner.

Criminal Minds Quotes

Kirsten Vangsness as Penelope Garcia

• (Kirsten Vangsness) "You've got a problem. Deadbolt's the number one password crack-resistant software out there. You're gonna have to get inside this guy's head to get the password."
• (Shemar Moore) "I thought I was calling the office of Supreme Genius."
• (Kirsten Vangsness) "Well, gorgeous, you've been re-routed to the office of Too Frickin' Bad."

• (Kirsten Vangsness) "Rainmaker, how wet do you want it?"

• (Kirsten Vangsness) "Office of Unfettered Omniscience; how may I help you, O fortunate one?"

• (Kirsten Vangsness) "That's him."
• (Elle Greenway) "THAT'S Aaron Hotch's brother?"
• (Jennifer "JJ" Jareau) "Sorry, I just don't see it."
• (Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner) "Sean, all I'm saying is, you're 25 years old. It's normal for people in your position to seek alternatives --"
• (Thomas Gibson) "You know what? DON'T profile me Aaron."
• (Jennifer "JJ" Jareau) "Now, I can see it --"

• (Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner) "How's it having Gideon around?"
• (Kirsten Vangsness) "You can have him back whenever you would like."

• (Kirsten Vangsness) "All hail the goddess of information."

• (Kirsten Vangsness) "Oracle of Quantico; speak if you deign to hear truth."

• (Kirsten Vangsness) "Fount of all Knowledge, check my flow."

Matthew Gray Gubler as Dr. Spencer Reid

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Shemar Moore as Derek Morgan

• (Elle Greenway) "Dude."
• (Shemar Moore) "Dude? You're way too tense."

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