D3: The Mighty Ducks Quotes

D3: The Mighty Ducks is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . D3: The Mighty Ducks stopped airing in 1970.

It features Jordan Kerner as producer, J. A. C. Redford in charge of musical score, and David Hennings as head of cinematography.

D3: The Mighty Ducks is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of D3: The Mighty Ducks is 104 minutes long. D3: The Mighty Ducks is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Jeffrey Nordling as Coach Orion, Matt Doherty as Lester Averman, Emilio Estevez as Gordon Bombay, Joshua Jackson as Charlie Conway, Shaun Weiss as Goldberg, Elden Henson as Fulton, Colombe Jacobsen as Julie Gaffney, Mike Vitar as Luis Mendoza, Aaron Lohr as Dean Portman, Christopher Orr as Rick, Michael Cudlitz as Cole, Justin Wong as Ken Wu, Kenan Thompson as Russ, David Selby as Dean Buckley, Ty O'Neal as Dwayne, Marguerite Moreau as Connie Moreau, and Garette Ratliff Henson as Guy Germaine.

D3: The Mighty Ducks Quotes

Jeffrey Nordling as Coach Orion

• (Jeffrey Nordling) "What's the one thing all great teams have in common?"
• (Matt Doherty) "Great coaching."
• (Jeffrey Nordling) "Don't try to suck up to me, Averman."
• (Jeffrey Nordling) "Defense. See, unlike scoring, defense never quits. But to play great defense you need one thing above all else."
• (Matt Doherty) "Bet it starts with a W."
• (Jeffrey Nordling) "Confidence. Listen, if you learn nothin' else when you're here, you learn this, all right? This is not just about hockey. It's easy to be confident when you have control of the puck. It's very, very difficult to keep that confidence when you gotta take whatever strange bounces life throws your way. Don't be careless, but don't be too careful either. You cannot be afraid to lose. That's how you gain the confidence to attack the game when the puck isn't yours. That's how you attack life -- even when you think you don't have any control. And that's how you play real defense."

• (Jeffrey Nordling) "Hey Charlie. We've really backed into a corner here. We hold them for 2 minutes, we've got ourselves a tie."
• (Joshua Jackson) "We're up to it."
• (Jeffrey Nordling) "I know you are. But you deserve to win. Not carless, but not to careful either. You see your shot take it."
• (Jeffrey Nordling) "Go get them Captain."

• (Jeffrey Nordling) "Let's go. Get over here. Take a knee. You guys are not skating like Warriors. You look like something else. You look like Ducks."

• (Jeffrey Nordling) "He IS good."
• (Joshua Jackson) "Just getting started."

Joshua Jackson as Charlie Conway

• (Joshua Jackson) "Aww. C'mon, my mommy made me brownies"
• (Elden Henson) "Yeah, fresh warm ones."
• (Christopher Orr) "It's too bad about your bash brother, I heard he was too scared to leave home."
• (Elden Henson) "Portman ain't scared of nothin'."
• (Michael Cudlitz) "Eww, what the hell kind of brownies are these?"
• (Joshua Jackson) "I gotta tell her to stop using horse turds in the recipe."

• (Joshua Jackson) "Goldberg. Gold. I knew you could do it."
• (Shaun Weiss) "Don't ever do that to me again."
• (Joshua Jackson) "Goldberg you scored. We win."

• (Joshua Jackson) "Go away."
• (Emilio Estevez) "Can't do that. Come on."
• (Emilio Estevez) "Get dressed, Charlie."

Justin Wong as Ken Wu

• (Justin Wong) "Yo, Russ, you gotta teach me how to talk some trash."
• (Kenan Thompson) "It can't be taught, Kenny-man. I mean, it's gotta be the first thing that comes to your mind. You just gotta go for it. Try it."
• (Justin Wong) "Hey Ref. You; --"
• (Kenan Thompson) "Ah. Shh. Pick another target."
• (Justin Wong) "Hey, number forty-four, you; you; you; you- you play; you don't play real good."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, right."
• (Kenan Thompson) "Shorter, man. Get to the point."
• (Justin Wong) "Hey, number nine. Bite me."
• (Kenan Thompson) "Now we're gettin' somewhere."

Emilio Estevez as Gordon Bombay

• (Emilio Estevez) "I was like you, Charlie. When I played hockey, I was a total hot shot -- tried to take control of every game. I wound up quitting. So I tried the law. Same thing. I ruled the courtroom, but inside I was a mess. Started drinking. Man, I was going down. But then this great thing happened, maybe the best thing ever: I got arrested and sentenced to community service. And there you were: Charlie and the Ducks. And as hard as I fought it, there you were. You gave me a life, Charlie, and I want to say thank you. I told Orien about all this when I talked to him about taking over. I told him that you were the heart of the team and that you would learn something from each other. I told him that you were the real Minnesota Miracle Man."
• (Joshua Jackson) "You did?"
• (Emilio Estevez) "So be that man, Charlie. Be that man."

• (Emilio Estevez) "Check this out. Look at that hair."
• (Emilio Estevez) "I look like Greg Brady."

• (Emilio Estevez) "Excuse me, one second."
• (Emilio Estevez) "Every time you touch the ice, remember that it was Hans who taught us to fly."

David Selby as Dean Buckley

• (David Selby) "You can learn a lot from ants. These Brazilian fire ants can teach you a lot about successful societal structure. You see, there's one queen in there, the rest are dedicated worker ants. Everybody pulls their weight nobody complains same here at Eden Hall, only you are the workers; the backbone."
• (Kenan Thompson) "And you're the queen?"

Shaun Weiss as Goldberg

• (Shaun Weiss) "Great, now I have to worry about being nailed off the ice as well. Why am I always getting shot at?"
• (Elden Henson) "You're a goalie, dude, deal."
• (Shaun Weiss) "Thanks, Fulton, real sensitive."
• (Elden Henson) "You're welcome."

• (Shaun Weiss) "It's not enough that I get shot at on the ice, now I have to worry about getting nailed off the ice. Why am I always getting shot at?"
• (Elden Henson) "You're a goalie, dude. Deal."

Kenan Thompson as Russ

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Marguerite Moreau as Connie Moreau

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Ty O'Neal as Dwayne

• (Ty O'Neal) "What'd he say?"
• (Kenan Thompson) "Something about a shrinking sphincter."

Colombe Jacobsen as Julie Gaffney

• (Colombe Jacobsen) "Fulton scored, Fulton scored. I am really bored. Fulton's great, Fulton's great. A year ago he couldn't even skate."

Christopher Orr as Rick

• (Christopher Orr) "You're nothin' but white trash."
• (Kenan Thompson) "Uh, who are you callin' white trash?"

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