Erection Day Quotes

Erection Day is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Erection Day ended in 1970.

It features "Up Where We Belong" by Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes, and "The Yankee Doodle Boy" from Little Johnny Jones in charge of musical score.

Erection Day Quotes

• (Unnamed) "M'kay, now I asked you to submit questions to this question and answer box. I promise to keep them anonymous. I got a lot o' responses, so let's see what the first one says. "Mr. Mackey is gay." Now, now that is not funny, m'kay? This was supposed to be a box for serious questions. Let's read the next one. "Dear Mr. Mackey: you are gay." Damn it. "Dear Mr. Mackey: sometimes my parents hit me -- and you are gay." Damn it, is there not one serious question in here, m'kay?"

• (Unnamed) "Butters, do you know what you're supposed to do when your penis gets hard?"
• (Butters) "Well sure I do."
• (Unnamed) "Really?"
• (Butters) "Yes, sit down Jimmy we should have a little talk. You see Jimmy, when a mans penis becomes hard the man puts it into a lady, into her vagina. Then, the hard penis sneezes milk inside the ladies tunnel and after it's all done sneezing milk the penis stops being hard and the man looses interest in the lady."
• (Unnamed) "So when your penis becomes hard, you're supposed to put it in a ladies vagina and it stops being hard?"
• (Butters) "That's right Jimmy."
• (Unnamed) "But where am I going to find a lady to stick my penis in? The talent show is this Friday."

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