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For Pete's Sake (film) Quotes

For Pete's Sake (film) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . For Pete's Sake ended its run in 1970.

It features Stanley Shapiro as producer, Artie Butler in charge of musical score, and László Kovács (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

For Pete's Sake (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of For Pete's Sake (film) is 90 minutes long. For Pete's Sake (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

For Pete's Sake (film) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "The package. What happened to the package."
  • (Unnamed) "Don't worry about the package. I didn't lose it."
  • (Unnamed) "Run."
  • (Unnamed) "Run."
  • (Unnamed) "Run."
  • (Unnamed) "I've asked you a dozen times. If I write a check and I'm overdrawn a few dollars, just call me. Or take the money out of our savings account and put it in our checking account to cover it. We have over $300 in our savings account."
  • (Unnamed) "You're 62 cents over."
  • (Unnamed) "That's what I said: "over". You bounced my check. It's very embarrassing."
  • (Unnamed) "With only $300.62 in your account, should you be eating pot roast."
  • (Unnamed) "Look my husbands brother and his wife are coming over for dinner. What's it to you if I give em a pot roast."
  • (Unnamed) "Fiscally speaking, you're eating over your head."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't think a pot roast puts us in a jet seat. And you call yourself "a bank that cares", and I really, really doubt that."
  • (Unnamed) "If you don't believe we care, we don't care to have your business. Now, we can just close up your account."
  • (Unnamed) "Wait, I didn't say that."
  • (Unnamed) "It's our fault. We give away free calendars, and piggy banks, and pen and pencil sets."
  • (Unnamed) "You're right, you've spoiled us."
  • (Unnamed) "3000 bucks and I could make it."
  • (Unnamed) "My wife borrowed that money. This goes down another buck or so and we're wiped out."
  • (Unnamed) "I've never cheated before you know."
  • (Unnamed) "Cheating is when it's for fun. This is business. Like a doctor seeing a patient."
  • (Unnamed) "This is Henrietta Robbins, your cousin from Brooklyn -- How's Dallas? -- Great. Look. I hate to bother you again, but um I thought you'd like to know we got the pork bellies. The only thing is now they want 4000, or they're gonna kill me -- Pete --. Oh My god, they got Pete."
  • (Unnamed) "Take this package, get on the subway, get off at Borough Hall."
  • (Unnamed) "Now, you'll see a heavy woman dressed just like you. Blonde wig, red hat, sunglasses."
  • (Unnamed) "She'll be carrying a yellow shopping bag."
  • (Unnamed) "You drop the package into her shopping bag."
  • (Unnamed) "And she'll take it to the people we're doing business with."
  • (Unnamed) "Lady, it's a very expensive package. Don't make a mistake."
  • (Unnamed) "Borough Hall. Heavy woman. Red hat. Blonde wig. Sunglasses. Yellow shopping bag. Don't make a mistake."
  • (Unnamed) "First come the vodka, then the caviar. And then the women. And as soon as they're through with the women they'll make the deal and you'll get your money. Honest I wouldn't lie. You'll get your thirty six hundred dollars."
  • (Unnamed) "4000."
  • (Unnamed) "4000? How come?"
  • (Unnamed) "You're late; and if you don't have it by tomorrow, you're dead."
  • (Unnamed) "Hello? Hi. This is Henrietta Robbins, your cousin from Brooklyn. Hi, I hate to bother you here, but I'm desperate. See, the bomb blew the bus up and I need $7000 or else I'm gonna become a cattle rustler."
  • (Unnamed) "Hello? This is Henrietta Robbins, your cousin from Brooklyn -- Wait, don't hang up. Pork bellies went up, everything's terrific. Pete bought my contract from Rocky and we still have plenty left. We only have one problem, and you living in Texas, we thought you might be interested. How'd you like to buy some hot cows? Hello? -- Hello? --"
  • (Unnamed) "They said my cattle came in here. They didn't come through here. They came through here? Nothing broke?"
  • (Unnamed) "It's a miracle."
  • (Unnamed) "Knock on wood."
  • (Unnamed) "Hello -- This is your cousin Henrietta Robbins from Brooklyn -- My mother was married to your uncle on your fathers side -- Yeah -- Everyone says how well you're doing up there in Dallas; and I just called to wish you continued success. We're all so proud of you. Really, it's thrilling -- Well, to me it's thrilling. You're thrilling -- I've never done anything. It's my husband whose really something. He's always in the centre of things you know. He recently came across a wonderful business opportunity in pork bellies. And we - -- Pork bellies -- He drives a cab. And his friend Nick, the cab dispatcher, knows why our Secretary of Agriculture is in Moscow -- The Russians want to get their hands on all our meat -- This is Henrietta Robbins, your cousin -- If you could just lend $3000 for 1 week? -- Hello? -- Hello? -- Hello? --"
  • (Unnamed) "I got the package."
  • (Unnamed) "Hmm-mm."
  • (Unnamed) "Anybody watching?"
  • (Unnamed) "Uh-uh. Police. You're under arrest."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh God."
  • (Unnamed) "Stop her. Stop her. Stop her. Don't let her get away. Stop her. Hold her. Don't let her go."
  • (Unnamed) "No help. There's a pervert after me."
  • (Unnamed) "Hold her. Don't let her go."
  • (Unnamed) "Hold it sweetheart. I got this dance."
  • (Unnamed) "Let go. I'm a police officer."
  • (Unnamed) "Where's your badge?"
  • (Unnamed) "Under my bar."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay Alice, this is fun city, but we gotta draw the line somewhere."
  • (Unnamed) "She's getting away in the red hat and the yellow shopping bag."
  • (Unnamed) "I made a mistake?"
  • (Unnamed) "It's your word against our computer, Mrs. Robbins."
  • (Unnamed) "We did not make a phone call to Yugoslavia. We have never been into Yugoslavia. We do not know anyone in Yugoslavia. And even if we did know someone in Yugoslavia, we wouldn't spend $12 to call em."
  • (Unnamed) "Our computer says you did."
  • (Unnamed) "Your computer is a liar."
  • (Unnamed) "That little remark goes right into your file card, which goes into our computer."
  • (Unnamed) "That computer is not God. It makes mistakes, and I will not pay for a phone call that I didn't make. I don't have the money."
  • (Unnamed) "Strange you won't pay us, but you have money for a pot roast."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, you caught me. That's what we do. We sit around all day eating pot roast and calling Yugoslavia. Why don't you stick that into your computer and see what it says."

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