Funny Farm (film) Quotes

Funny Farm (film) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Funny Farm ended in 1970.

It features Robert L. Crawford as producer, Elmer Bernstein in charge of musical score, and Miroslav Ondrícek as head of cinematography.

Funny Farm (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Funny Farm (film) is 101 minutes long. Funny Farm (film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Kevin O'Morrison as Sheriff Ledbetter, Chevy Chase as Andy Farmer, Madolyn Smith as Elizabeth Farmer, and Mike Starr as Crocker.

Funny Farm (film) Quotes

Madolyn Smith as Elizabeth Farmer

• (Madolyn Smith) "I'm convinced that our marriage has been one of mutual betrayals. I know it. YOU know it. Even Yellow Dog knows it."
• (Chevy Chase) "I know it and you know it. Yellow Dog doesn't even know what town he's in."

Mike Starr as Crocker

• (Mike Starr) "You slept on the floor huh? We slept outside with the bugs and the wild animals. A bridge nearly killed us. Nobody knows where the hell Redbud is. And we haven't eaten since yesterday morning. So stay the hell out of our way and keep your mouth shut."

Chevy Chase as Andy Farmer

• (Chevy Chase) "This is going to cost us a fortune."
• (Madolyn Smith) "The fifty-dollar bonus was YOUR idea."
• (Chevy Chase) "Little slice of heaven, isn't it, Bud?"

• (Chevy Chase) "We came to Redbud filled with hopes and dreams of a better life. And basically, we've seen those hopes and dreams crushed and battered before our very eyes."

• (Chevy Chase) "As a novelist, I turned out to be a pretty good sportswriter."

• (Chevy Chase) "Being a fake is what I do best."

• (Chevy Chase) "Call me Mr. Lamb Fries."

• (Chevy Chase) "Cue the deer."

Kevin O'Morrison as Sheriff Ledbetter

• (Kevin O'Morrison) "Remember, Mrs. Farmer. Whenever you buy a house, whatever's in the ground belongs to you; whether it's gold or oil -- or Claude Musselman."

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