Going Hollywood Quotes

Going Hollywood is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Going Hollywood stopped airing in 1970.

It features Walter Wanger as producer, Lennie Hayton in charge of musical score, and George J. Folsey as head of cinematography.

Going Hollywood is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Going Hollywood is 78 minutes long. Going Hollywood is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Marion Davies as Sylvia Bruce, Fifi D'Orsay as Lili Yvonne, Bobby Watson as Thompson, Sam McDaniel as Rasputin, Stuart Erwin as Ernest P. Baker, Ned Sparks as Conroy, and Patsy Kelly as Jill.

Going Hollywood Quotes

Fifi D'Orsay as Lili Yvonne

• (Fifi D'Orsay) "Here, you like?"
• (Bill 'Billy' Williams) "Me like-a very much. Oh, them very sharp though."
• (Fifi D'Orsay) "Yes and if you don't be good boy --"
• (Bill 'Billy' Williams) "Oh, me be very, very, very good boy."
• (Fifi D'Orsay) "You no look at other girls?"
• (Bill 'Billy' Williams) "Oh, no. Me like only Lili."
• (Fifi D'Orsay) "Oh, oui?"
• (Bill 'Billy' Williams) "Oui-oui-oui. Oui. Oui."

Marion Davies as Sylvia Bruce

• (Marion Davies) "Allons-y."
• (Patsy Kelly) "What's the matter?"
• (Marion Davies) "That's French for: let's go."
• (Patsy Kelly) "You speak French?"
• (Marion Davies) "A-hum."
• (Patsy Kelly) "What a break. I got a French book at home that a boy brought me once."

• (Marion Davies) "We'll make hay while the sun shines, We'll make love when it rains --"

• (Marion Davies) "Excuse me, Miss Garbo. Would you sign my autograph book?"
• (Fifi D'Orsay) "I'm not Garbo."
• (Marion Davies) "No? Is you Marie Dressler?"
• (Fifi D'Orsay) "Certainly not."
• (Marion Davies) "Well, den, who is you?"
• (Fifi D'Orsay) "Lili Yvonne."
• (Marion Davies) "Lili who?"
• (Fifi D'Orsay) "Yvonne."
• (Marion Davies) "Is you an actress?"

• (Marion Davies) "Ain't chu got nice hands, Massah Williams. You ought to let me tell your fortune."
• (Bill 'Billy' Williams) "Well, some other time, please."
• (Marion Davies) "Yeah suh. A mighty interestin' hand. You know what, Massah Williams?"
• (Bill 'Billy' Williams) "What?"
• (Marion Davies) "You on to bad influence. Theys a fo-reign woman in your life."
• (Bill 'Billy' Williams) "You don't tell me?"
• (Marion Davies) "Yeah suh. But che ain't the one you gonna marry."
• (Bill 'Billy' Williams) "No?"
• (Marion Davies) "No, suh. You gonna marry a blonde. A blonde girl is very much in love with you. You know anybody like that?"
• (Bill 'Billy' Williams) "No."
• (Marion Davies) "Oh, you big liar. You do too."

• (Marion Davies) "Remember, Monsieur Williams, it's 'bon jour' and not 'bon jouwa.' And the next thing to remember is 'au revoir.'"
• (Bill 'Billy' Williams) "What does that mean?"
• (Marion Davies) "It means: till we met again. Au revoir."

• (Bill 'Billy' Williams) "Bon jouwa. Bon jouwa. Bon jouwa."
• (Marion Davies) "Bon jour, Monsieur. It isn't "bon jouwa." It's bon jour."

• (Marion Davies) "Are you going somewhere?"
• (Bill 'Billy' Williams) "Yes. I'm going to Hollywood."
• (Marion Davies) "Oh, oh, that's too bad. But, why are you going?"
• (Bill 'Billy' Williams) "I'm going out there to make a movie. Don't you read the papers?"
• (Marion Davies) "No. And I don't go to movies very often either."

• (Marion Davies) "Bill, please come back to Hollywood."
• (Bill 'Billy' Williams) "I want to get away from Hollywood. It's a fake place. Full of phony people and crooners."

• (Marion Davies) "I'm terribly in love with you. Yes. And I wondered, what are we going to do about it?"
• (Bill 'Billy' Williams) "What are we going to do about it?"
• (Marion Davies) "Yes, it's an awful problem, isn't it?"

• (Marion Davies) "Do you suppose if I call the studio, I could talk to him?"
• (Patsy Kelly) "I suppose you could; but, there's been a little argument between the telephone company and me about a bill."

• (Marion Davies) "How about coming back, Bill?"
• (Fifi D'Orsay) "He is not going back."
• (Marion Davies) "Bill."
• (Bill 'Billy' Williams) "How did you know I was here?"
• (Marion Davies) "I followed her trail. It wasn't difficult. She leaves a very strong scent."

Patsy Kelly as Jill

• (Patsy Kelly) "Say, sweets, you look all in. How about lying down?"
• (Marion Davies) "Yes, I am kinda tired, at that."

Stuart Erwin as Ernest P. Baker

• (Stuart Erwin) "I thought maybe you were an actress or a beauty prize winner on your way to Hollywood."

• (Bill 'Billy' Williams) "What did she say?"
• (Stuart Erwin) "She says: no."
• (Bill 'Billy' Williams) "You know what she needs?"
• (Stuart Erwin) "Yes. But --"
• (Bill 'Billy' Williams) "A good punch in the nose."

Sam McDaniel as Rasputin

• (Bill 'Billy' Williams) "Hey, Rasputin."
• (Sam McDaniel) "Yes sah?"
• (Bill 'Billy' Williams) "I gotta study my French lesson. Will you hang a don't disturb sign on my door?"
• (Sam McDaniel) "Yes sah."
• (Bill 'Billy' Williams) "Okay. Je vous aime. I love you."
• (Sam McDaniel) "Me?"
• (Bill 'Billy' Williams) "Oh, no, Rasputin. It's in deh book 'ere."

Ned Sparks as Conroy

• (Ned Sparks) "Hey you."
• (Marion Davies) "Me?"
• (Ned Sparks) "Come here.; That's all.; Let me see your legs."
• (Marion Davies) "I certainly will not."
• (Ned Sparks) "Oh, let me see your legs."
• (Patsy Kelly) "Look, Mr. Conroy. Look what Jilly's got."
• (Ned Sparks) "I've seen those before."

• (Ned Sparks) "Wait. Wait. Wait. Stop. What are you doing? A hoochie cooch?"
• (Fifi D'Orsay) "Well, don't you like it?"
• (Ned Sparks) "No. Now, get back in the birdcage. We'll rehearse it again."

• (Ned Sparks) "What do you think you're doing? Off to Buffalo?"
• (Patsy Kelly) "Who, me?"
• (Ned Sparks) "Yeah, you."
• (Marion Davies) "Oh, Mr. Conroy, it was my fault. I bumped into her. Well, it'll be off to Rockaway Beach for both of you, if you don't get this right."

• (Freddie) "How's the new French star?"
• (Ned Sparks) "She's a bust. Why they keep on laying it on the line for foreign talent that can't do anything, is beyond me. I can grab a doll out of the extras."

• (Ned Sparks) "You got those dames?"
• (Freddie) "Sure, outside. How's the picture going?"
• (Ned Sparks) "Now, you come. Well, if you must know, it's not a picture, it's a clambake."
• (Freddie) "As good as that, eh?"

• (Ned Sparks) "Wait. Wait. What do you think this is? Sherman's march to the sea? This is supposed to be a dance. Gotta pick 'em up and put 'em down; together."

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