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Good Advice Quotes

Good Advice is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Good Advice ended its run in 1970.

It features Michael Bolton as producer, Teddy Castellucci in charge of musical score, and Daryn Okada as head of cinematography.

Good Advice is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Good Advice is 93 minutes long. Good Advice is distributed by Lions Gate Entertainment.

The cast includes: Charlie Sheen as Ryan, Jon Lovitz as Barry, Estelle Harris as Iris, Denise Richards as Cindy Styne, Barry Newman as Donald Simpson, and Angie Harmon as Page Hensen.

Good Advice Quotes

Estelle Harris as Iris

  • (Estelle Harris) "Don't be a man. Be human."
  • (Estelle Harris) "I'm a wonderful housekeeper. I got divorced three times, and I kept all the houses."

Charlie Sheen as Ryan

  • (Charlie Sheen) "I'd kill myself right now, but I'd probably end up in Hell, and that would be redundant."
  • (Jon Lovitz) "Well, at least you'd be among friends."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "The best way to get over a man is to get under a new one."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Is she available?"
  • (Estelle Harris) "Business or Pleasure?"
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Business."
  • (Estelle Harris) "Serious- or Monkey-?"
  • (Charlie Sheen) "None of your-."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Dear 'Adolf', if a guy wants to munch hair, he'll know where to find it."

Denise Richards as Cindy Styne

  • (Denise Richards) "Have you ever been to Brazil? Don't bother. There is no air-conditioning, there are mosquitoes the size of unborn babies, and nobody speaks a decent language."
  • (Denise Richards) "If God had meant me to marry a poor man, he would have made me homely."
  • (Denise Richards) "You used to do me, now you ARE me?"

Barry Newman as Donald Simpson

  • (Barry Newman) "When I want something, Miss Henson, I usually get it."
  • (Angie Harmon) "Well, you'll have to get it somewhere else. If you'll excuse me."
  • (Barry Newman) "You never wrestle with pigs, Miss Henson. You'll both get dirty. Only the pig likes it."
  • (Angie Harmon) "Well, at least I know what species I'm dealing with. Good day, Mr. Simpson."

Jon Lovitz as Barry

  • (Jon Lovitz) "Yes, "legs welded shut" --. And an eggroll, please."

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