Heist (2001 film) Quotes

Heist (2001 film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Heist stopped airing in 1970.

It features Art Linson as producer, Theodore Shapiro (composer) in charge of musical score, and Robert Elswit as head of cinematography.

Heist (2001 film) is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Heist (2001 film) is 109 mins long. Heist (2001 film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Sam Rockwell as Jimmy, Ricky Jay as Pinky, Danny DeVito as Bergman, Gene Hackman as Joe Moore, Rebecca Pidgeon as Fran Moore, and Delroy Lindo as Bobby Blane.

Heist (2001 film) Quotes

Danny DeVito as Bergman

• (Danny DeVito) "You should have popped the girl."
• (Gene Hackman) "Well, you should have been there."

• (Danny DeVito) "Don't you want to hear my last words?"
• (Gene Hackman) "I just did."

• (Danny DeVito) "What's that lady see in you, anyway?"
• (Gene Hackman) "I'm resilient."
• (Danny DeVito) "So's Gumby."
• (Gene Hackman) "I got a better profile."

• (Danny DeVito) "Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money."

• (Danny DeVito) "OK, you want to wrap it up? Or you want to just stand around here, try to guess my real name?"
• (Gene Hackman) "What is your real name?"
• (Danny DeVito) "Rumpelstiltskin."
• (Gene Hackman) "What was it before you changed it?"

• (Danny DeVito) "Are you f***in' with me? Are you f***IN' with me? Or are you done f***IN' with me? Because I've just financialized the problem, and you've just become more trouble than you're worth."

• (Danny DeVito) "I'm your partner. I don't set you up, what do you got? liddle lamzy divey."

• (Danny DeVito) "This other thing, the Swiss thing, if I was a publisher I'd publish the plans."
• (Delroy Lindo) "Why don't you publish the plans?"
• (Danny DeVito) "Yeah, no, I said that's what I would do if I was a publisher. Unfortunately, I'm a thief so I have to do that thing."

• (Danny DeVito) "Ain't you a piece of work?"
• (Rebecca Pidgeon) "Yeah. I came all the way from China in a matchbox."

• (Danny DeVito) "Where's the gold?"
• (Gene Hackman) "In the heart of the pure."

• (Danny DeVito) "I hate to do anything as dramatic as count to three but one, two, three."

• (Danny DeVito) "What, do you want to tell me what made you a criminal?"
• (Gene Hackman) "What made you a criminal?"
• (Danny DeVito) "Nothing made me a criminal. I am a criminal."

• (Danny DeVito) "Where's the gold?"
• (Ricky Jay) "You know, I'm reluctant to tell you."
• (Danny DeVito) "When we put it to you, you know when we put it to you, you're gonna be telling us the gross national product of Bolivia."
• (Ricky Jay) "Hey --"
• (Danny DeVito) "You're gonna be telling us the area codes of Belgium and Luxembourg."

• (Danny DeVito) "Lemme add this sweetener: you do the f***in' job, or else I'm gonna turn you over. I'm gonna drop a Roosevelt dime on your ass. 'Finita la commedia.' How strict is that, you f***in' vontz? I'm sorry that I hafta use such language in front of a woman, were it not for whom I'd waste your f***ing ass."

Gene Hackman as Joe Moore

• (Gene Hackman) "Anybody can get the goods. The hard part's getting away."
• (Danny DeVito) "Uh-huh."
• (Gene Hackman) "You plan a good enough getaway, you could steal Ebbets Field."
• (Danny DeVito) "Ebbets Field's gone."
• (Gene Hackman) "What did I tell you?"

• (Coffee Cart Man) "Hey buddy. You forgot your change."
• (Gene Hackman) "Makes the world go round."
• (Delroy Lindo) "What's that?"
• (Gene Hackman) "Gold."
• (Delroy Lindo) "Some people say love."
• (Gene Hackman) "Well, they're right, too. It is love. Love of gold."

• (Gene Hackman) "You screw me on Wednesday, you screw me on Friday. I gotta go, I got my picture on a cereal box."

• (D.A. Freccia) "Looks like gold."
• (Gene Hackman) "That's cause I gilded it."

• (Gene Hackman) "You really are the brass ring."

• (Gene Hackman) "You want to play the dozens? Huh? Here we go. There was an error at the hospital, you died at birth, your turn."

• (Gene Hackman) "Why should we believe her? Why the f*** did he send her here?"
• (Sam Rockwell) "I think she came to me on her own."

• (Gene Hackman) "Why doesn't he shoot me?"
• (Rebecca Pidgeon) "That's the deal."
• (Gene Hackman) "He ain't gonna shoot me?"
• (Rebecca Pidgeon) "No."
• (Gene Hackman) "Then he hadn't ought to point a gun at me. It's insincere."

• (Gene Hackman) "Where's my wife?"
• (Danny DeVito) "Let me tell you something about your girl Joe, she's a whore."

• (Gene Hackman) "She could talk her way out of a sunburn."

Rebecca Pidgeon as Fran Moore

• (Rebecca Pidgeon) "Don't smoke a cigarette."
• (Sam Rockwell) "Makes me look calm."
• (Rebecca Pidgeon) "What kind of person tries to look calm?"

• (Rebecca Pidgeon) "Cute plan, though."
• (Gene Hackman) "Cute as a Chinese baby."

• (Rebecca Pidgeon) "Stay in the shadows."
• (Gene Hackman) "Hey, everybody's gonna be looking in the shadows."
• (Rebecca Pidgeon) "So where's the place to be?"
• (Gene Hackman) "The place to be is in the sun."

• (Betty Croft) "Take it easy, baby, that stuff'll rot your stomach lining."
• (Rebecca Pidgeon) "Yeah, but I get to drink it first."

Sam Rockwell as Jimmy

• (Sam Rockwell) "You going somewhere?"
• (Gene Hackman) "What are you, the social service lady?"
• (Sam Rockwell) "You thinking of going somewhere?"
• (Gene Hackman) "You come to take the baby back?"

• (Sam Rockwell) "Excuse me. Excuse me, Mr. Bergman asked you a question."
• (Delroy Lindo) "Uh-huh."
• (Sam Rockwell) "Excuse me. Excuse me, my, my uncle asked you a question."
• (Delroy Lindo) "Hey, f*** your uncle."
• (Sam Rockwell) "f*** my uncle? You're the help."
• (Delroy Lindo) "I'm the help? Yeah, I'm the help, motherf***er."

• (Sam Rockwell) "What do you say we stop for a drink?"
• (Rebecca Pidgeon) "It's a long road. Let's get to the meet."
• (Sam Rockwell) "Yeah, that's difficult. You want me to tell you why? There is no meet."
• (Rebecca Pidgeon) "Joe wouldn't like that."
• (Sam Rockwell) "We left Joe at the airport. There is no meet, you know that. Your guy went out, got his picture on a postage stamp. He got old. Let's cut the shucking and the jiving. What kind of man sends you to me, sends his wife to me? To distract me? Oh, surprise, I was all taken in. How about that? What a fool I am. Would I do that to you? Would I do that to you? And p.s., who liked it? For old time's sake, why don't we cut the nonsense and say what it is."
• (Rebecca Pidgeon) "I need a drink."
• (Sam Rockwell) "What the hell, did he think he was gonna go home with the gold? In what fairy tale? Only one didn't know that was him. That old man needed someone to sit down, draw it for him on a napkin."

• (Sam Rockwell) "How long has he been with that girl?"
• (Ricky Jay) "What girl is that?"
• (Sam Rockwell) "His wife."
• (Ricky Jay) "How long is a Chinaman's name?"

• (Sam Rockwell) "No one can hear me."
• (Gene Hackman) "No one can hear what you don't say."
• (Sam Rockwell) "Hey, I'm as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton."
• (Gene Hackman) "I don't want you as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton. I want you as quiet as an ant not even thinking about pissing on cotton."

• (Sam Rockwell) "So, is he going to be cool?"
• (Ricky Jay) "My motherf***er is so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him."

Delroy Lindo as Bobby Blane

• (Delroy Lindo) "Hey, you go to that plastic surgeon, don't you let him put you all the way under. I knew a cat in Stateville one time; went to get his face fixed. Woke up and the sucker had given him a pair of tits."
• (Gene Hackman) "That's a bad beat, no question."
• (Delroy Lindo) "Oh, and he landed back inside and never had to want for cigarettes."

• (Delroy Lindo) "You know why the chicken crossed the road? Because the road crossed the chicken."

• (Delroy Lindo) "Your weight and your fate, right here. Your weight and your fate."

Ricky Jay as Pinky

• (Ricky Jay) "It's a shame you know what, we didn't actually get to do the thing, the swiss job. It's a beautiful plan."
• (Gene Hackman) "Cute, huh?"
• (Ricky Jay) "Cute as a pail full of kittens."

• (Ricky Jay) "Oh my, oh my. Go sell chocolates you Heidi-motherf***ers, go sell cukoo clocks, we got your gold."

• (Ricky Jay) "Nice day for the race."
• (Unnamed) "What race is that?"
• (Ricky Jay) "The human race. Kids growing up, so on. Hope for the future."
• (Unnamed) "Get in the f***ing car."

• (Ricky Jay) "Never liked the Swiss, they make them little clocks, these two cocksuckers come out of 'em with these little hammers, hit each other on the head. What kind of sick mentality is that?"

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