Hold That Ghost Quotes

Hold That Ghost is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Hold That Ghost ended its run in 1970.

It features Burt Kelly as producer, and H.J. Salter in charge of musical score.

Hold That Ghost is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Hold That Ghost is 85 min long. Hold That Ghost is distributed by Universal Pictures.

Hold That Ghost Quotes

• (Camille) "What's on him, a cobweb?"
• (Ferdie) "It ain't a wedding veil."

• (Camille) "Are you a married man?"
• (Ferdie) "No."
• (Camille) "Neither am I."
• (Camille) "He's old enough, isn't he?"
• (Ferdie) "Oh sure I'm old enough, I play games, I play post office."
• (Camille) "Post office? That's a kids' game."
• (Ferdie) "Not the way I play."

• (Camille) "You sure you never heard of me? Camille Brewster?"
• (Ferdie) "No."
• (Camille) "You must have a cheap radio."

• (Ferdie) "If you see a pair of pants go flyin' through the air, don't grab 'em."
• (Chuck) "Why not?"
• (Ferdie) "I'll be in 'em."

• (Ferdie) "We were very close to Charlie Smith at the time of his demise."

• (Ferdie) "I was playing choo-choo train. Aww you never let me have any fun."

• (Camille) "Like mother used to make -- It stinks."

• (Ferdie) "I called 42 Oh, Chucks and you didn't come in."
• (Chuck) "I came in as soon as you hollered "Oh, Chuck.""
• (Ferdie) "From now on, don't wait for me to say "Oh, Chuck." Get in here on the "Oh.""

• (Ferdie) "With one eye, watch that candle, with the other eye watch the other candle, and with the other eye, watch me."

• (Chuck) "Everything happens to you."
• (Ferdie) "Everything except what happened to Charlie Smith."

• (Camille) "What a tonsil."
• (Camille) "What a tonsil."

• (Chuck) "Remember that stuff that took the enamel off your teeth?"
• (Ferdie) "Sure, once I had 6 bottles of that stuff, I didn't stagger."
• (Chuck) "Didn't stagger?"
• (Ferdie) "I couldn't move."

• (Camille) "You boys ready to leave?"
• (Ferdie) "I was ready to leave when he put the key in the front door to come in."

• (Ferdie) "What did I tell you, Chuck? Anyplace painted dark brown, I never liked it."

• (Ferdie) "Look, from now on, keep one eye on that candle, another eye on that one, and with the other eye watch me."

• (Ferdie) "When I said gone with the wind, I should've said never the twain shall meet."
• (Camille) "What twain?"
• (Ferdie) "The twain on twat twee."

• (Ferdie) "Somebody blew out my candle."
• (Chuck) "That was the wind."
• (Ferdie) "Since when does the wind eat garlic?"

• (Ferdie) "Oh a bed, that's just what I need, a nice big bed to hide under."

• (Norma Lind) "Somebody's trying to scare us out of this house."
• (Dr. Duncan 'Doc' Jackson) "Hey, what happened to those two detectives?"
• (Camille) "Maybe they're"

• (Unnamed) "That man should have his license taken away."
• (Chuck) "I'll see that he does as soon as he gets one."

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