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I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar Quotes

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar completed its run in 1970.

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar Quotes

  • (Peter Griffin) "Lois. I missed you so much. And my babies. Chris, be a munchkin, and bring my bags inside, huh?"
  • (Brian Griffin) "Peter, you're --"
  • (Peter Griffin) "Brian, put the tea on. I have stories. But first, I'm gonna go freshen up and rinse out a few things. Oh, fudge. I broke a nail. Excuse me."
  • (Chris Griffin) "Oh my god, Dad's a chick."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Boating's in my blood, ever since my great-great grandfather Huck Griffin rafted down the mighty Mississippi."
  • (N-Word Jim) "What did you just call me?"
  • (Huck Griffin) "I thought that was your name."
  • (N-Word Jim) "That is our word. You've got no right using it."
  • (Huck Griffin) "Hey, hey, hey. I'm cool, I'm cool. No problem. Could you pass me the oar, N-word Jim?"
  • (N-Word Jim) "Thank you."
  • (Lois Griffin) "Excuse me?"
  • (Gloria Ironbox) "I can't imagine how screwed up your kids must be."
  • (Lois Griffin) "You -- bitch."
  • (Peter Griffin) "This comedian sucks. He couldn't make me laugh even if I was laughin' my ass off and he was the one makin' me do it. Come on, skinny, make me laugh."
  • (Lois Griffin) "Peter, that's a microphone stand."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Oh, well, excuse me for thinkin' that a microphone stand in a comedy club should tell a joke or two. I guess I'm just old-fashioned that way."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at when you're talking to them."
  • (Gloria Ironbox) "Mr. Griffin, I am Gloria Ironbox. I represent Sarah Bennett one of your co-workers who is filing sexual harrassment charges against you."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Sarah -- Sarah -- Oh. Is she one we videotaped taking a dump?"
  • (Lois Griffin) "Peter, one of these days I'm gonna need to use the mirror."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Oh beans, I can't get this spit curl to -- Wait a minute. Lois, what day is it?"
  • (Lois Griffin) "Thursday."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Oh, God. Oh God, I am late."
  • (Lois Griffin) "Well, if you spent less time fixing your hair --"
  • (Peter Griffin) "No, I mean I am 'late' late. Do we still have that pregnancy test?"
  • (Lois Griffin) "Are you insane? You can't have a baby."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Well, I don't have a lot of options, I'm Catholic. God, I thought you would be happy for me."

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