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Jarhead (film) Quotes

Jarhead (film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Jarhead ended in 1970.

It features Douglas Wick as producer, Thomas Newman in charge of musical score, and Roger Deakins as head of cinematography.

Jarhead (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Jarhead (film) is 123 minutes long. Jarhead (film) is distributed by Universal Studios.

The cast includes: Scott MacDonald as D.I. Fitch, Jamie Foxx as Staff Sgt. Sykes, Evan Jones as Fowler, Peter Sarsgaard as Troy, Jacob Vargas as Cortez, Lucas Black as Kruger, Brian Geraghty as Fergus, John Krasinski as Corporal Harrigan, and Laz Alonso as Ramon Escobar.

Jarhead (film) Quotes

Peter Sarsgaard as Troy

  • (Peter Sarsgaard) "Welcome to The Suck."
  • (Peter Sarsgaard) "f*** politics. We're here. All the rest is bulls***."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah."
  • (Peter Sarsgaard) "I love it out here, this is what I want; 'cause I count for something. Back home, I'd be working some nowhere job, nobody'd even know I was alive. 'We burn the fat off our souls,' -- Hemingway said that."
  • (Peter Sarsgaard) "We're the leopards -- the lions. Those who will take our place will be jackals -- hyenas; and all us leopards, lions, jackals, and sheep will go on thinking ourselves the salt of the earth."
  • (Peter Sarsgaard) "We're going to f***in' war."
  • (Peter Sarsgaard) "What's up with the make-up? I thought Texans were tough."
  • (Lucas Black) "I burn easily so f***ing sue me."

Lucas Black as Kruger

  • (Lucas Black) "It's raining oil. It's raining oil fellas. You ever see that movie 'Giant'? You've seen the movie 'Giant'. James Dean, man. "My well came in, Bick. I'm rich, Bick. Richer than you.""
  • (Lucas Black) "Are these warm nuts?"
  • (Stewardess) "No, I believe they're room temperature."
  • (Lucas Black) "Well, maybe later you can come and warm up my nuts."
  • (Stewardess) "You know, I don't really like the little ones."
  • (Lucas Black) "Me? I had a choice either join the marines or go to jail. And you know what the s*** of it is?"
  • (Peter Sarsgaard) "Yeah, if you'd gone to jail --"
  • (Lucas Black) "Don't spoil the joke asshole. If I'd went to jail I'd be getting out today."
  • (Lucas Black) "This is censorship."
  • (Sgt. Siek) "This is what?"
  • (Lucas Black) "Censorship. You're telling us what we can and can't say to the press. That's un-American."
  • (Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford) "Yeah, what about freedom of speech? The Constitution?"
  • (Sgt. Siek) "No you signed a contract. You don't have any rights. You got any complaints you complain to Saddam Insane and see if he gives a f***."
  • (Lucas Black) "Why that's exactly what Saddam Hussein does. You're treating us the same way."
  • (Sgt. Siek) "You are a marine. There is no such thing as speech that is free. You must pay for everything that you say."
  • (Lucas Black) "I'm storing that for later."
  • (Lucas Black) "Kruger of Arabia."
  • (Lucas Black) "Okay, yeah, sure, fine. I'll take the f***ing pills and a year later my asshole will turn inside out and start talking to me."
  • (Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford) "Okay, stop stop."
  • (Lucas Black) "This pills aren't worth a s***."
  • (Sgt. Siek) "Kruger, you country motherf***er"
  • (Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford) "You poor bastard. I bet your recruiter promised you a whole wide world of p*****, huh?"
  • (Lucas Black) "f***in' eh. Cocksucker knew the price of every whore from Olangapo to Stockholm."
  • (Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford) "And here we are, headed to the desert; no p***** and a thousand miles."
  • (Lucas Black) "f***ed by the green weenie again."
  • (Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford) "Well, what would you be doing if you were a civilian? Staying up late, jacking off, playing Metroid; trying to get to that ninth level?"
  • (Peter Sarsgaard) "You know what happens when you get there?"
  • (Peter Sarsgaard) "Nothing. You just start all over again."

John Krasinski as Corporal Harrigan

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Jacob Vargas as Cortez

  • (Jacob Vargas) "This is what life is about, boys."
  • (Evan Jones) "She's a big bitch, Cortez."
  • (Jacob Vargas) "She's not big, she's beautiful, and she's beautiful because she's pregnant. That's what life is about."

Jamie Foxx as Staff Sgt. Sykes

  • (Jamie Foxx) "You take what you know, and then you multiply. Please don't use your dicks. They're too small, and I can't count that high. I don't wanna hear, "400,000 inches.""

Scott MacDonald as D.I. Fitch

  • (Scott MacDonald) "You are no longer black, or brown, or yellow, or red. You are now green. You are light green. Or dark green. Do you understand?"
  • (Unnamed) "Sir, yes, sir."
  • (Scott MacDonald) "Swofford."
  • (Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford) "Sir, yes, sir."
  • (Scott MacDonald) "You the maggot whose father served in Vietnam?"
  • (Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford) "Sir, yes, sir."
  • (Scott MacDonald) "Out-standing. Did he have the balls to die there?"
  • (Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford) "Sir, no, sir."
  • (Scott MacDonald) "Too f***ing bad. He ever talk about it?"
  • (Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford) "Sir, only once, sir."
  • (Scott MacDonald) "Good. Then he wasn't lying."
  • (Scott MacDonald) "Are you eyeballing me with those baby-blues? Are you?"
  • (Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford) "Sir, no, sir."
  • (Scott MacDonald) "Are you in love with me, Swofford?"
  • (Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford) "Sir, no, sir."
  • (Scott MacDonald) "Oh, you don't think I look good in my uniform, Swofford?"
  • (Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford) "Sir, the Drill Instructor looks fabulous in his uniform, sir."
  • (Scott MacDonald) "Oh, so you're gay then and you love me. Huh?"
  • (Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford) "Sir, I'm not gay, sir."
  • (Scott MacDonald) "You got a girlfriend, Swafford?"
  • (Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford) "Sir, yes, sir."
  • (Scott MacDonald) "Guess again motherf***er, Jody's banging her right now. Get on your face and give me twenty five for all the times she's gonna get f***ed this month. Down on your face."
  • (Scott MacDonald) "Jesus, Joseph and doggy-style Mary."
  • (Scott MacDonald) "What the f*** are you even doing here?"
  • (Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford) "Sir, I got lost on the way to college, sir."

Evan Jones as Fowler

  • (Evan Jones) "Hey, look. It's a cock, but smaller."

Brian Geraghty as Fergus

  • (Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford) "What would you say if I told you I was gonna kill you for f***ing me over like that?"
  • (Brian Geraghty) "I already told you, it was an accident."
  • (Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford) "An accident. Right. Like when the trigger slips. Of course, your nice little mom and dad are where?"
  • (Brian Geraghty) "Cottonwood Falls."
  • (Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford) "Cottonwood Falls. They'll be sad. THey won't have their little boy to send f***ing cookies to. I'll say it was an accidental discharge. I might spend some time in the brig -- but it'll end this f***ing waiting. And I don't knwo what it's like to kill a man."
  • (Brian Geraghty) "What are you doing?"
  • (Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford) "I'm in the firing position known as the sitting position. After the prone position, it is the platform most likely to enable a Marine to effectivley kill his target. His target being a human, generally an enemy but sometimes a friend or friendly. We call this frinedly fire, or friendly f***ing or getting friendly f***ed."
  • (Brian Geraghty) "Come on Swoff, it was your watch. It was Christmans Eve, and I was just thinking about home. That's it."
  • (Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford) "What do you think Cortez? You think I'll accidentally kill your homeboy from boot camp?"
  • (Jacob Vargas) "Sure you'll kill him. Accidents happen."
  • (Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford) "You don't see s*** right?"
  • (Jacob Vargas) "I don't see s***. This ain't even my tent. Matter of fact, I ain't even here, Swoff."
  • (Brian Geraghty) "She have her own clothes?"

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