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Little Fockers Quotes

Little Fockers is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Little Fockers stopped airing in 1970.

It features Jane Rosenthal as producer, Stephen Trask in charge of musical score, and Remi Adefarasin as head of cinematography.

Little Fockers is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Little Fockers is 98 minutes long. Little Fockers is distributed by Universal Pictures (North America).

The cast includes: Robert De Niro as Jack Byrnes, Ben Stiller as Greg Focker, John DiMaggio as EMT, Daisy Tahan as Samantha Focker, Owen Wilson as Kevin Rawley, Tom McCarthy as Dr. Bob, Dustin Hoffman as Bernie Focker, Teri Polo as Pam Focker, Jessica Alba as Andi Garcia, and Barbra Streisand as Roz Focker.

Little Fockers Quotes

Dustin Hoffman as Bernie Focker

  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Will you get out of here so I can shtup my wife?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "You kids wanna pick your nose and flick your boogers? Do it."
  • (Teri Polo) "Hey, Bernie."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "But do it only when it's dry. Don't do a wet one."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "My two cents. The way you deal with Jack, no matter what he does, just smother that guy with kisses. He'll be putty in your hands."

Robert De Niro as Jack Byrnes

  • (Robert De Niro) "I'm watching you."
  • (Ben Stiller) "Yeah, well I have eyes too, so I'll be watching you -- watching me."
  • (Robert De Niro) "What about Mommy and Daddy, is everything okay with them?"
  • (Daisy Tahan) "I guess they fight sometimes."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Mmm-hmm. And what do they fight about?"
  • (Daisy Tahan) "Um, like Mommy got mad at Daddy because he was going to the hotel with Andi."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Andi?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "Who's Andi?"
  • (Daisy Tahan) "I can't say because I'm not supposed to be spying."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Like I always tell you, there's nothing wrong with spying as long as you suspect foul play. So, who's Andi?"
  • (Daisy Tahan) "Andi gives Daddy his boners."
  • (Robert De Niro) "If I go down, Greg, I need to know someone will be responsible for the whole Byrnes clan. So I ask you, Greg, are you prepared to be -- the Godfocker?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "I know you were telling the truth about Andi, Greg."
  • (Ben Stiller) "Really?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "Yeah. The pulse on your carotid artery remained steady as you pleaded your innocence."
  • (Robert De Niro) "We've had this date since the beginning, Greg."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Focker, there is no way I'm going into an ER room with this thing. Now you need to stick me and you need to stick me now. I'm having a dick attack. Stick me."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Dr. Bob. Scumbag."
  • (Robert De Niro) "I'm not gay myself, but if I were gay, I would certainly be proud to choose a life partner like Gay Focker. And that's his actual name."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Focker."
  • (John DiMaggio) "Why is he cursing at us?"
  • (John DiMaggio) "We're just trying to help you sir --"

Owen Wilson as Kevin Rawley

  • (Owen Wilson) "Greg, he's not responding to my treatment."
  • (Ben Stiller) "Really? To you waving your hands over him? He's not a Ouija board, Kevin."
  • (Owen Wilson) "Look, it's natural to get a little tempted."
  • (Ben Stiller) "Nobody's tempted, nobody's --"
  • (Owen Wilson) "Look, even our dear friend, the Buddha had to pass through samsara on his way to enlightenment."
  • (Ben Stiller) "Our dear friend the Buddha? How's he doing? It's been so long. Do you ever listen to yourself?"
  • (Owen Wilson) "I speak from the heart, off the cuff, like my man, JC at the Sermon on the Mount. I think that's what you've always admired about me."
  • (Ben Stiller) "Well, I got news for you. You're not Jesus."

Teri Polo as Pam Focker

  • (Teri Polo) "Could you and Dad keep it down, please?"
  • (Teri Polo) "Wow, you told me she sold boner medicine, Greg. You didn't tell me she is boner medicine."
  • (Teri Polo) "It's actually considered the Harvard of kindergartens."
  • (Ben Stiller) "Mmm. Well, I think Harvard's cheaper."

Ben Stiller as Greg Focker

  • (Ben Stiller) "I'm getting off the wheel."
  • (Robert De Niro) "What wheel?"
  • (Ben Stiller) "The wheel. The little hamster wheel that we're all running up to get a little taste of your little water thingy."
  • (Ben Stiller) "Just, please, approval. Approval. Please. Give me some of the Jack -- yeah --"
  • (Ben Stiller) "Why don't you get on your stupid monster yacht with your bubble-butt Russian girlfriend and do Jell-O shots off of Deepak Chopra's butt?"
  • (Ben Stiller) "You're not going to erase my son's memory."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Greg, he saw his father inject a needle into his grandfather's penis. He already has issues. That's something he might never recover from."
  • (Ben Stiller) "He's not a doctor."
  • (Owen Wilson) "Not in the Western sense of the word."
  • (Ben Stiller) "Not in any sense of the word."

Barbra Streisand as Roz Focker

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Jessica Alba as Andi Garcia

  • (Jessica Alba) "Belly flop."

Tom McCarthy as Dr. Bob

  • (Tom McCarthy) "Okay, I get it, Greg. I screwed up. The pressure of being in that family finally got to me."
  • (Ben Stiller) "What are you talking about? You were his golden boy."
  • (Tom McCarthy) "More like his golden bitch. He wanted Deb and me to get married in Oyster Bay. Done. Can we name our baby after him? "You got it, Jack." Then he gives me this whole spiel, right, about how I'm next in line to his throne. He came up with this name for me, the Bobfather."
  • (Ben Stiller) "Really? He said that to you?"
  • (Tom McCarthy) "Ah. He pulled the same s*** on you, didn't he? In that family, we're all just hamsters on Jack Byrnes' little wheel. His Circus of Trust or whatever he calls it."
  • (Ben Stiller) "Circle of Trust."
  • (Tom McCarthy) "I had no idea how deep I was in until I stepped away, and I'll tell you something. Once I got off the treadmill, I've never been happier."

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