Looking for Mr. Goodbar (film) Quotes

Looking for Mr. Goodbar (film) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Looking for Mr. Goodbar ended in 1970.

It features Freddie Fields as producer, Artie Kane in charge of musical score, and William A. Fraker as head of cinematography.

Looking for Mr. Goodbar (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Looking for Mr. Goodbar (film) is 136 minutes long. Looking for Mr. Goodbar (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Diane Keaton as Theresa, Alan Feinstein as Martin, William Atherton as James, Tuesday Weld as Katherine, and Tom Berenger as Gary.

Looking for Mr. Goodbar (film) Quotes

Diane Keaton as Theresa

• (Unnamed) "Confidentially, with me -- one's too many and a million's not enough."
• (Diane Keaton) "I got the same problem with men."

• (Diane Keaton) "By parted lovers it is writ/Oh darling, thou art still a s***."

• (Diane Keaton) "First thing, on with the tv. Next; nothing. Just sit there on the bed watching the porno movie, I honest to God expect he's going to bring out a bag of popcorn. Finally, the big moment. He doesn't even take off his pants. And all the time he's doing it to me, he's watching them do it on tv."

• (Diane Keaton) "I'm alone, I'm not lonely. I'm depressed; you're depressing me."

• (Diane Keaton) "Everybody's taking something or they'd never make it till morning."

• (Diane Keaton) "When your nightlife interferes with your daylife --"

• (Unnamed) "Kiss my ass."
• (Diane Keaton) "I did."

• (Diane Keaton) "Go set the world on fire."
• (Unnamed) "On a couple of bucks."
• (Diane Keaton) "Find a smaller world."

• (Unnamed) "Me, queer. Jesus, I'm a married man, I've got 2 kids and a very expensive mistress. I'm an animal."
• (Diane Keaton) "That's why you go to gay bars ?"

• (Diane Keaton) "I don't believe in the future."

• (Diane Keaton) "Most guys first time out they try to score, they expect it. And some of them get pretty nasty if they don't get it. So by the 2nd time it's either f*** or forget it."

William Atherton as James

• (William Atherton) "What are you hooked on?"
• (Diane Keaton) "Anything I can get."

• (William Atherton) "Is that why you don't wash the dishes, because the roaches are hungry?"
• (Diane Keaton) "Why else?"

Tom Berenger as Gary

• (Tom Berenger) "I'm a pitcher not a catcher, and don't you ever forget that."

• (Tom Berenger) "In my neighbourhood if you didn't fight you were a fruit. In prison if you didn't fight you spread ass."

Tuesday Weld as Katherine

• (Tuesday Weld) "We're all hurt someplace and we're all looking for a painkiller."

Alan Feinstein as Martin

• (Alan Feinstein) "Teaching's a waste of time, I'm writing a novel."
• (Diane Keaton) "Isn't everybody."
• (Alan Feinstein) "Getting divorced too."
• (Diane Keaton) "Isn't everybody."

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