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MacGyver (1985 TV series, season 3) Quotes

MacGyver is a TV show that debuted in 1987 on American Broadcasting Company. MacGyver completed its run in 1988.

MacGyver was on for 20 episodes.

MacGyver Quotes

  • (MacGyver) "For the past seven years I have done nothing but travel around the world getting shot up, locked up, blown up -- and all I have to show for it are a couple of empty rolls of duct tape."
  • (Murdoc) "I could fix this if I just had some duct tape."
  • (MacGyver) "When James Bond gets an assignment, he probably ends up on the Riviera, up to his 007's in bikinis. Me? I end up 80 miles past nowhere."
  • (Pete) "Are you okay?"
  • (MacGyver) "No. But I'll live."
  • (MacGyver) "What uh-oh?"
  • (MacGyver) "Hi Pete, office hours are over -- Loosen your tie and have some yogurt."
  • (MacGyver) "You can do anything you want to do, if you put your mind to it."
  • (Pete) "Jack, having you as a friend is a little bit like owning a pet disease."
  • (MacGyver) "Brace yourself. This could be fun."
  • (MacGyver) "Old Minnesota wisdom; if you don't wanna be touched, look downright untouchable."
  • (Pete) "Mac, whatever you do --"
  • (MacGyver) "I know, I know, Pete, stay out of trouble, keep the expenses down and don't get killed."
  • (Pete) "Took the words right out of my mouth."
  • (MacGyver) "You guys are missing out on a good deal if you kill me. See, I'm kind of an expert with just about everything."
  • (MacGyver) "Egg whites are good for a lot of things; lemon meringue pie, angel food cake, and clogging up radiators."
  • (Pete) "I know that look; I've never been able to figure out how your mind works, but I know when it works."
  • (Pete) "His name is MacGyver. He can fix anything. He could fix a computer with a hairpin and a piece of duct tape."
  • (MacGyver) "Bold and nosy. I'm famous for that."
  • (MacGyver) "Pete, you have no taste."
  • (MacGyver) "Hi, this is MacGyver. We all know how these things work, so when you hear the beep, go for it."
  • (MacGyver) "A paperclip can be a wondrous thing. More times than I can remember, one of these has gotten me out of a tight spot."
  • (MacGyver) "Sometimes I just hate it when I'm right."
  • (MacGyver) "I'm not gonna take it in the back, and I'm not gonna take it laying down, so you're just gonna have to shoot me face to face. I can't believe I said that --"
  • (Pete) "Boy, don't you ever dust this place?"
  • (MacGyver) "Twice a year, like clockwork."
  • (MacGyver) "If I had some duct tape, I could fix that."
  • (Pete) "Don't thank me. I was born a warm and wonderful human being."
  • (Pete) "Yeah, sure. You come up with the brains and I provide the paychecks."
  • (MacGyver) "Ah, man."

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