Margot at the Wedding Quotes

Margot at the Wedding is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Margot at the Wedding stopped airing in 1970.

It features Scott Rudin as producer, Cliff Eidelman in charge of musical score, and Harris Savides as head of cinematography.

Margot at the Wedding is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Margot at the Wedding is 93 minutes long. Margot at the Wedding is distributed by Paramount Vantage.

The cast includes: Jack Black as Malcolm, Nicole Kidman as Margot, Jennifer Jason Leigh as Pauline, Zane Pais as Claude, and Flora Cross as Ingrid.

Margot at the Wedding Quotes

Jennifer Jason Leigh as Pauline

• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "What was it about Dad that had us f***ing so many guys?"

• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "What's up?"
• (Jack Black) "I don't wanna do this."
• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "Come on, don't be that way."
• (Jack Black) "No, I'm not being that way. I just don't feel like it. I'm gonna go back and -- I have work to do."
• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "Dick doesn't care that you don't make any money."
• (Jack Black) "Is that what you; that's not why. I just hate swimming. I really hate it. It's disgusting to me. My mistake was saying I'd do it to begin with. You have fun."
• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "Fine. We'll have fun."
• (Jack Black) "People always pee in the pool."
• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "I don't think Dick and Maisy pee in their pool."
• (Jack Black) "I'll bet you 500 dollars there's pee in that pool."

• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "I was dating that guy Horace back then. Do you remember him?"
• (Nicole Kidman) "Was that the guy who liked to rough you up?"
• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "No, that was our dad."
• (Nicole Kidman) "Our dad used to strip down to his skivvies and beat us with a belt."
• (Jack Black) "That man had a sexual screw loose."
• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "That's awful, that stuff that happens to kids. Malcolm was fondled by a male babysitter."
• (Jack Black) "Just use that information however you want."

• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "Margot told Claude something I expressly told her in confidence, and he told Ingrid. I'm stunned that she put me in this position. It's so f***ing infuriating."
• (Jack Black) "Well, it's one of those things --"
• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "Don't say anything, OK? You know what, just be there for me, silently."
• (Jack Black) "OK."
• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "Why do I have to be so careful around her, but everyone is allowed to make fun of me?"
• (Jack Black) "I don't think --"
• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "Malcolm, what did I just say? I just need you to take my side. I don't need you to make it better. Ingrid's really upset. f***, I can't believe she put me in this position. I didn't tell you before because I didn't want you to feel like you had to marry me. I found out right before our seminar that I'm pregnant."
• (Jack Black) "Uh-huh."
• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "Well? Does that sound good to you?"
• (Jack Black) "I'm still digesting Margot telling Claude. What a f***ing nutjob. Sorry. I think I'm really happy."

• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "I think Becky got it the worst."
• (Nicole Kidman) "Did she ever. Raped by the horse trainer."

Nicole Kidman as Margot

• (Nicole Kidman) "I thought he was a musician."
• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "Well, music's officially a hobby. He's painting now, and writing letters to newspapers and magazines. He's very meticulous. He'll spend up to a week writing a response to a music review. He's incredibly smart. Maybe too smart, I don't know. We're doing very well."

• (Nicole Kidman) "Stop picking on me."

• (Nicole Kidman) "He's not ugly. He's completely unattractive."

• (Nicole Kidman) "You didn't notice anything different about Pauline?"
• (Zane Pais) "No."
• (Nicole Kidman) "She's pregnant. She told me. She's keeping it a secret from Malcolm and even Ingrid, which I think is unforgivable. Now she's gonna have to marry him. What's she planning on doing, getting married and not drinking champagne? Then she's just gonna be lying. I guess she's afraid she'll miscarry. She probably will. I think on some level, she's ambivalent about the marriage. That's why she's not telling him."
• (Zane Pais) "Are you stoned, Mom?"
• (Nicole Kidman) "Maybe a little."
• (Zane Pais) "I don't like it."

Zane Pais as Claude

• (Zane Pais) "Did she poop in her pants?"
• (Nicole Kidman) "It happens to everyone, not just babies. It will happen to you too someday."

Jack Black as Malcolm

• (Jack Black) "Sorry. I'm here."
• (Nicole Kidman) "I didn't see you."
• (Jack Black) "I'm just writing my vows. I'm trying to do something appropriate but also funny. Not jokey, more character-based humour. You having an OK time?"
• (Nicole Kidman) "Yeah, besides Wizard getting out."
• (Jack Black) "Yeah. We'll find him. Or else, I don't know."
• (Nicole Kidman) "We won't."
• (Jack Black) "Right. Or else, he's dead or something. It means a lot to Paul that you came."
• (Nicole Kidman) "Yeah."

• (Jack Black) "I haven't had that thing yet, where you realize that you're not the most important person in the world."

• (Jack Black) "Make sure you can handle rejection. I can't."

• (Jack Black) "My scrotum is longer than my penis."

• (Jack Black) "I have this theory. I think, historically, women have been held back in so many ways that when they get power like they do behind the wheel, they can't help but abuse it. It's akin to Hannah Arendt's Eichmann theory about prison guards and prisoners switching roles."

• (Jack Black) "Paul apologizes for not coming. She's still getting the house ready."
• (Nicole Kidman) "I'm sorry it was such short notice."
• (Jack Black) "I don't care. Paul's frantic, but I don't give a s***. Oh, and Ingrid wants me to tell you that she made us all bracelets."
• (Flora Cross) "No, I said we should wait."
• (Jack Black) "I thought you asked me to tell them. Anyways, I got Knicks colours."
• (Flora Cross) "They're not Knicks colours."
• (Nicole Kidman) "It's beautiful, Ingrid."
• (Flora Cross) "Where's your dad and Josh?"
• (Zane Pais) "They might come later."
• (Nicole Kidman) "Josh's spring break is next week, and then Jim teaches through Friday. Then he opens the house in Vermont on the weekend."
• (Jack Black) "It means a lot to Pauline that you came."
• (Nicole Kidman) "Good."
• (Jack Black) "Holy Jesus. Watch it, dicksack. God. If you're wondering about the mustache --"
• (Nicole Kidman) "No, I wasn't."
• (Jack Black) "I had a full beard for a while, and then when I shaved it I left this part for last, you know, to see how it looked. And -- it's meant to be funny."

• (Jack Black) "I have the emotional version of whatever bad feng shui would be I don't know. You tell me. You understand this s***."
• (Jennifer Jason Leigh) "Did you drink your teas?"
• (Jack Black) "Yeah, I drank my f***ing teas."

Flora Cross as Ingrid

• (Flora Cross) "I left a piece of skin in a movie theater once so it could watch movies all its life."

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