Members Only (The Sopranos) Quotes

Members Only (The Sopranos) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Members Only completed its run in 1970.

Members Only (The Sopranos) Quotes

• (Vito Spatafore) "Oh. Finally. Startin' to grow mushrooms out my ass."
• (Phil Leotardo) "There's an image."

• (Vito Spatafore) "I'll tell ya, one of the best things about droppin' the weight? All new wardrobe. I keep it up I'm gonna need Clothing Anonymous."
• (Raymond Curto) "You shoulda called your sponsor before you bought that jacket."
• (Vito Spatafore) "Look at this guy. Members Only? How long you been wearin' that?"

• (Tony Soprano) "I stopped at a light yesterday and I see this nanny, black girl, pushin' a baby carriage. Comin' the other way, was another one with this old lady in a wheelchair starin' off into space."
• (Dr. Jennifer Melfi) "The circle of life."
• (Tony Soprano) "Circle-jerk of life. Where's the dignity?"
• (Dr. Jennifer Melfi) "If you're lucky, in the end you can let go of you pride. Let your loved ones care for you."
• (Tony Soprano) "I'd rather they hold a pillow over my face."
• (Dr. Jennifer Melfi) "I find it interesting you would say that. You tried to smother your mother with a pillow."
• (Tony Soprano) "What?"
• (Dr. Jennifer Melfi) "In the hospital after her stroke."
• (Tony Soprano) "The f*** I did. I grabbed a pillow but it was -- just to keep my hands occupied."

• (Tony Soprano) "What you lose a little weight?"
• (Agent Dwight Harris) "Ah --"
• (Vito Spatafore) "You look good. Atkins, right?"
• (Agent Dwight Harris) "I caught a parasite over there. Doctors don't know what it is."
• (Christopher Moltisanti) "What do they eat, tabooli?"
• (Agent Dwight Harris) "Actually that's why I'm here. I been dyin' for a Satriale's veal parm hero."
• (Christopher Moltisanti) "f*** him. I hope that parasite eats his asshole out."
• (Tony Soprano) "Kinda feel bad for the guy."

• (Corrado 'Junior' Soprano) "Cazzata Malanga."

• (Silvio Dante) "Where'd they get this bread? The bread museum?"

• (Corrado 'Junior' Soprano) "I lost my uppers."
• (Tony Soprano) "Probably upstairs."
• (Corrado 'Junior' Soprano) "God f*** it all."
• (Tony Soprano) "Relax, will ya? We'll find them."
• (Corrado 'Junior' Soprano) "The phone keeps ringing, and then they hang up."
• (Tony Soprano) "It's probably salespeople."
• (Corrado 'Junior' Soprano) "I know who it is."
• (Tony Soprano) "p***** Malanga, I know. We'll get J. Edgar Hoover right on it."
• (Tony Soprano) "Tell ya what, you go upstairs and look for your teet'. I'm gonna fix ya somethin' to eat. OK?"
• (Corrado 'Junior' Soprano) "I had a banana in there."
• (Tony Soprano) "Alright, we'll find that too."

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