Men at Work (1990 film) Quotes

Men at Work (1990 film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Men at Work ended in 1970.

It features Cassian Elwes as producer, Stewart Copeland in charge of musical score, and Tim Suhrstedt as head of cinematography.

Men at Work (1990 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Men at Work (1990 film) is 98 min. long. Men at Work (1990 film) is distributed by Triumph Films.

The cast includes: Keith David as Louis, Charlie Sheen as Carl, Emilio Estevez as James, Hawk Wolinski as Biff, John Lavachielli as Mario, Cameron Dye as Luzinski, Geoffrey Blake as Frost, John Getz as Maxwell Potterdam III, John Putch as Mike, Darrell Larson as Jack Berger, and Dean Cameron as Pizza Man.

Men at Work (1990 film) Quotes

Cameron Dye as Luzinski

• (Cameron Dye) "Hey buttheads. How about some originality? Yaaaahhhh."
• (Cameron Dye) "."
• (Geoffrey Blake) "This means war, man."
• (Cameron Dye) "Hey, this is s***. IT'S s***. Get it offa me man, get it off."

Dean Cameron as Pizza Man

• (Dean Cameron) "Uh, what's going on here?"
• (Keith David) "Mind your business son."
• (Dean Cameron) "OK. Thank you sir."
• (Keith David) "You seen too much."
• (Dean Cameron) "Ahhhhhhhh. Yaahhhhhhhh. Ahhhhhhhhhh."
• (Emilio Estevez) "Louis. What the hell are you doing?"
• (Keith David) "He saw you with the body. He can start all kinds of trouble."
• (Emilio Estevez) "So you kidnap him? Good solution."
• (Dean Cameron) "Here, take the money. I won't say anything to anybody."
• (Keith David) "You bet you won't."
• (Dean Cameron) "Waaaaaahhhh."
• (Emilio Estevez) "Louis, what the hell?"
• (Dean Cameron) "Aiiiiii, extra cheese?"
• (Emilio Estevez) "You're a madman."
• (Keith David) "He was provoking me."
• (Emilio Estevez) "This situation has definitely gotten way out of hand."
• (Keith David) "Go back to the window and keep Carl covered."
• (Emilio Estevez) "What the hell are we gonna do with him?"
• (Keith David) "We gonna need some rope."

Emilio Estevez as James

• (Emilio Estevez) "What an absolutely gorgeous day. Warm Sun, beautiful women --"
• (Charlie Sheen) "And the air is just right for drinking."

• (Emilio Estevez) "Eh, Carl?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "Yeah?"
• (Emilio Estevez) "What did you mean when you said I was hopeless?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "I meant exactly -- what I said."
• (Emilio Estevez) "I still don't understand."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Well, let's examine the word: hope-less. Less than hopeful. That's what you are."
• (Emilio Estevez) "Am I majorly hopeless or partially hopeless?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "I'd say, majorly. Why do you ask?"
• (Emilio Estevez) "I'll try and change."
• (Charlie Sheen) "No, you won't."

• (Emilio Estevez) "What is he doing?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "What am I doing?"

• (Emilio Estevez) "Come on, let's do the nasty."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Do we have to?"
• (Emilio Estevez) "Yeah."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Nasty."
• (Emilio Estevez) "Nasty."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Nasty."
• (Emilio Estevez) "Nasty."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Nasstttyyyy."
• (Emilio Estevez) "Ugh, So Naaaaassstttyyy."

• (Emilio Estevez) "Are you hungry? Would you like some?"
• (Keith David) "Don't give him any, James."
• (Emilio Estevez) "Why not? He might be hungry."
• (Keith David) "He's a prisoner; he should be treated accordingly."
• (Emilio Estevez) "Have you completely lost your mind? We're not soldiers and he's not the enemy. He's a pizza man."
• (Keith David) "Back in Fubai, he would have been killed the second he knocked on that door. I would have snapped his neck like a twig. And he never would have seen it coming, either."
• (Emilio Estevez) "Louis, Louis, calm down."
• (Keith David) "The commie bastard gets no food."

• (Emilio Estevez) "This is the last year we throw trash."
• (Charlie Sheen) "You said that last year."
• (Emilio Estevez) "Yeah, but this year I mean it."
• (Charlie Sheen) "You meant it last year."

• (Emilio Estevez) "I wanna report a murder and a kidnapping."
• (Unnamed) "Did they take the body?"
• (Emilio Estevez) "No, no, no. I have the body."
• (Unnamed) "Did you kill the victim?"
• (Emilio Estevez) "No, I didn't kill him."
• (Unnamed) "Have you been kidnapped?"
• (Emilio Estevez) "I'm not the one who's been kidnapped. I know this sounds really strange --"
• (Unnamed) "I don't think we can help you, sir."
• (Emilio Estevez) "Well, f*** me. Isn't that what the police are supposed to do; help people?"

• (Emilio Estevez) "Carl spends the evening with a beautiful woman and I'm stuck here with a lunatic and a corpse."

• (Emilio Estevez) "Hey Carl."
• (Charlie Sheen) "What?"
• (Emilio Estevez) "I think I have a problem over here."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Hold on, let me think of something."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Hey James. I didn't think of anything yet."

Keith David as Louis

• (Keith David) "They're moving, let's go."
• (Keith David) "Pizza Cong comes with us. Get him on his feet, I'll get Tricky Dick."

• (Keith David) "Aww, lookie here. Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy."
• (Keith David) "And he sure looks a helluva lot like that dude."
• (Charlie Sheen) "We're screwed."
• (Emilio Estevez) "What do you mean, we? You're the one who pulled the trigger, pal."
• (Keith David) "What the hell is goin' on?"
• (Emilio Estevez) "Uh, Louis, Carl seems to know this guy."
• (Charlie Sheen) "I don't know him at all."
• (Emilio Estevez) "What I'm trying to say is, uh, uh, uh, he shot him."
• (Charlie Sheen) "With a pellet gun."
• (Emilio Estevez) "But he thought he hit him in the butt."
• (Charlie Sheen) "I did him in the butt. Look Louis, I know that I did not kill this man. Last night, this guy was beatin' on his ol' lady. So I took it upon myself to end the dispute."
• (Keith David) "So you shot him?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "With a pellet gun."
• (Keith David) "So you said."
• (Keith David) "Now you said you hit him from your apartment across the way."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Yeah."
• (Keith David) "So how the hell did he end up here?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "Wha, why don't you ask him?"
• (Emilio Estevez) "This is wrong. We should just have gone to the cops and told them what happened."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Hey listen. You are just as guilty. You were there, that makes you an accomplice."
• (Emilio Estevez) "Screw you."
• (Charlie Sheen) "You are an asshole."
• (Emilio Estevez) "And you are a trigger-happy idiot."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Well, I'm not going to rot in jail alone."
• (Emilio Estevez) "Well you're not gonna screw up my life, you son of a bitch."
• (Keith David) "Hey."
• (Emilio Estevez) "You and your stupid pellet gun. Ohhh, waaaaahhh."

• (Keith David) "Rent-a-cops. I hate rent-a-cops too."

• (Keith David) "I hate cops."

• (Keith David) "Are you sure you know what you're doing?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "C'mon, guys. I'm not gonna get in over my head."
• (Emilio Estevez) "Yeah, well that depends on which head you're talking about."

• (Keith David) "When I feel like talking to you, I will look at you."

• (Keith David) "There are several sacred things in this world that you don't ever mess with. One of them happens to be another man's fries. Now, you remember that, and you will live a long and healthy life."

Darrell Larson as Jack Berger

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John Getz as Maxwell Potterdam III

• (John Getz) "A tape? A god****ed tape. Shrewd move, Berger."

Charlie Sheen as Carl

• (Charlie Sheen) "Golf clap?"
• (Emilio Estevez) "Golf clap."

• (Charlie Sheen) "I hate politicians."

• (Charlie Sheen) "Ahhhhhh. Owww."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "Ahhhhhhhhh."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Don't kill me."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "What?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "What? Sorry. I'm fairly new to the building."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "That's funny, I haven't seen you around in the building before --"
• (Charlie Sheen) "Oh, I've been here in the building, for a long time I've been here -- in -- the building. I'm just new to this -- floor. I'm a, uh -- fra, franologist."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "What exactly does a franologist do?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "Well, I feel and interpret the size of Walt's asshol --"
• (Charlie Sheen) "-- Skull features. I study contours and, and skull features."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "Oh."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Oh, wow."
• (Charlie Sheen) ". Not to impose, but if we could go inside, get some ice for this ankle, that'd be great."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "Where?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "In, your apartment."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "What's wrong with yours?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "Oh no, no, my ice machine is -- broken, and it's such a long way -- Are you really going to refuse a man who is in, dire need of -- of medical attention?"
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) ". No. But I didn't catch your name."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Oh, I'm Ted Blansky. The 3rd."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "Susan Wilkins. The 1st."

• (Charlie Sheen) "Wow. That is deep. That is very, very deep."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "Mmmm."
• (Charlie Sheen) "And that one."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "Mmmm."
• (Charlie Sheen) "So is that one."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "Hmmm?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "You were born Cesearian, no?"
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "No."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Well, it's not an exact science."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "Apparently not."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Mangos, you, you love Mangos."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "How did you know that?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "Well, it's, all here in the contours."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "Hmm."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "Hmm. So, that's franology."
• (Charlie Sheen) "It's interesting, no?"
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "No. Weird. You know what? Let's take this off --"
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "and let's, do something."
• (Charlie Sheen) "We are doing something."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "No, let's go do something."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Like what?"
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "I don't know. But, it'll be fun."
• (Charlie Sheen) "But, my ankle --"
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "Ohh, your ankle. Come on."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) ". Oh, let me get my keys."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "Do you always look through people's trash?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "Well, sometimes it's the best way to get to know them."

• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "That's my car."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Looks pretty undriveable -- Come on."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "Ted. Ted, what the hell is going on?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "Uh, I left out a few things about myself --"
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "I'm waiting, you son of a bitch."
• (Charlie Sheen) "First of all, it's Carl. So when you yell for me in a panic, yell Carl, OK?"
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "Someting tells me there's more --"
• (Charlie Sheen) "Last night you and Berger had a fight. You walked away, and the next day Berger was dead."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "How the hell do you know about that? Uh."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Look, I saw the two of you --"
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You were spying on me?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "Well, I wouldn't really consider it spying --"
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "Well, what would you really consider it then?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "Let me finish. Lookit, you and Jack had a fight. You ran off, and the next day I found Jack's body in the trash."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "Jack's body?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "Somebody killed him, Susan. For a while, I thought it was you."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "Wait, Jack cannot be dead, he was at my apartment last night."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Trust me, Jack is dead."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "No no no, wait, Jack came over all upset because of a tape, and he wanted it, and I went to get the right tape --"
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "This is it. This is it, this is what the crooks are after. Come on, we have to get this to the police."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Wha, what the hell was that for?"
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "Fo, for lying to me. I hate liars."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Hates liars?"
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "THAT's for spying on me."
• (Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager) "Come on."

• (Charlie Sheen) "What does a phrenologist feel and interpret?"
• (Emilio Estevez) "The size of Walt's asshole. A phrenologist feels and interprets the bumps on your head. Skull features."
• (Emilio Estevez) "Who was Richard Nixon's chief of staff during the final days of Watergate?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "Oprah Winfrey."

• (Charlie Sheen) "You're a stupid little man, you're a stupid little man."
• (Keith David) "I said enough. I said cut it out."
• (Keith David) "Hey YO. I said knock it off. Now unless either one of you guys had a rope or a piece of wire and strangled this guy, I'd say you're both in the clear."
• (Emilio Estevez) "How the hell would you know?"
• (Keith David) "Look. See? You can see the marks whatever was used made around his neck. Pretty nasty job, too."

• (Charlie Sheen) "Seen my gloves, compadre?"
• (Emilio Estevez) "In the glove compartemente."

John Lavachielli as Mario

• (John Getz) "What do you mean, you lost the body?"
• (Hawk Wolinski) "We don't know, Chief. We looked everywhere. We had it in one of the barrels tied to the back of the trunk, and --"
• (John Getz) "And?"
• (Hawk Wolinski) "It must have -- rolled off the back of the car."
• (John Getz) "Well. FIND IT. Find it, find it, find it. Your very lives depend upon it, gentleman."
• (John Lavachielli) "Right, Chief."
• (John Lavachielli) "We did get this, though, Chief."
• (John Getz) "Well. Thank God. You're excused."

John Putch as Mike

• (John Putch) "Hey, it's not what it looks like. We're respectable peace officers."
• (Unnamed) "Bark."
• (Jeff, Cop) "See, it's all, one great big, funny mix-up --"
• (John Putch) "Ugh. No."
• (Jeff, Cop) "No."
• (John Putch) "Shoo."
• (Jeff, Cop) "Shoo."
• (John Putch) "Shoo."
• (Jeff, Cop) "Shoo."

Hawk Wolinski as Biff

• (Hawk Wolinski) "Hold it honey."
• (Hawk Wolinski) "You listen to me, you Italian son of a bitch, and you listen good. The day you tell me, I don't know s***, and I let you get away with it, is the day that"
• (Hawk Wolinski) "ocean freezes over."
• (John Lavachielli) "That's it, that's it, your history."
• (Hawk Wolinski) "Yaaaawwwwwwwwwyyaaaawwwwww, uhhhhhh."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Now."

• (Hawk Wolinski) "Hello?"
• (John Getz) "First, you lose the body. And then you bring me, the wrong tape. Now I know, that you two haven't personally set out to DESTROY MY COMPANY. But I sent you out to do a simple task, and simply put, you screwed up."
• (John Lavachielli) "Caw. Caw."
• (John Getz) "Now, apparently, Berger, had a relationship with his campaign manager, a Miss Susan Wilkins."
• (Hawk Wolinski) "That's where we iced Berger, Chief. I know where that is."
• (John Getz) "Well, did it ever occur to you two idiots that, SHE MIGHT HAVE THE CASSETTE?"
• (Hawk Wolinski) "I think he wants us to kill some more people."
• (John Lavachielli) "OK."

• (Hawk Wolinski) "Ooohhhh -- what happened?"
• (John Lavachielli) "Man, it was something. You got struck by lightning."
• (Hawk Wolinski) "Really?"
• (John Lavachielli) "Freak storm."

Geoffrey Blake as Frost

• (Geoffrey Blake) "I would pay -- a million pesos -- to see the looks on their faces when they try to stop this thing."

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