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Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington Quotes

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington stopped airing in 1970.

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington Quotes

  • (Lois Griffin) "Peter, why would they make you president?"
  • (Peter Griffin) "Probably because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second."
  • (Lois Griffin) "Peter, that was just a loud yelping noise."
  • (Stewie Griffin) "Baby needs to suck ash. BABY NEEDS TO SUCK ASH. Not "ass" you pervert save it for the interns."
  • (Lois Griffin) "I'm so glad you talked us all into playing hooky."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Me, too. Hey, maybe we can get on TV if we take our shirts off and run onto the field."
  • (Lois Griffin) "Peter, I'm not taking my shirt off."
  • (Peter Griffin) "There, now they're old news."
  • (Lois Griffin) "Peter."
  • (Peter Griffin) "And you won't believe all the perks we're getting."
  • (Unnamed) "Hi."
  • (Meg Griffin) "Uhh -- can I help you?"
  • (Unnamed) "Some company hired me to stand next to you all day so you'd look better by comparison."
  • (Meg Griffin) "That's ridiculous. I don't need --"
  • (Unnamed) "Hey Meg, did you get less ugly?"
  • (Meg Griffin) "Yeah."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Hey, Armey, what's your wife's name? Vagina Coast Guard?"
  • (Parking Director) "Oh, No need to park here, Mr. Griffin, you have an executive parking space now."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Well -- that looks exactly like my old space."
  • (Parking Director) "Yeah, but this one comes with your own company suck up."
  • (Unnamed) "Morning, Mr. Griffin. Nice Day."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Ehhh, It's a little cloudy."
  • (Unnamed) "Exactly. It's one of the worst days I've seen in years. So, good news about the Yankees."
  • (Peter Griffin) "I hate the Yankees."
  • (Unnamed) "Pack of cheaters. That's what they are. I Love your tie."
  • (Peter Griffin) "I hate this tie."
  • (Unnamed) "It's awful, it's scotty, it's gotta go."
  • (Peter Griffin) "And I hate myself."
  • (Unnamed) "I hate you, too. You make me sick, you fat sack o' crap."
  • (Peter Griffin) "But I'm the President."
  • (Unnamed) "The Best There Is."
  • (Peter Griffin) "But you just said you hated me."
  • (Unnamed) "But. Not. You. The President. That you. Said hated you. Who loved. Hate Yankees. Clouds."
  • (Parking Director) "I'll have that fixed for you tomorrow, sir."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Lois, this is the best job I've ever had. Hey, since I've become President, profits have been higher than Alyssa Milano. Hahahahahha."
  • (Alyssa Milano) "What kind of cheap shot? Joel."
  • (Milano's Lawyer) "I'm suing, I'm suing. I'm on it, I'm on it."
  • (Unnamed) "Cigarettes killed my father -- and raped my mother."
  • (Brian Griffin) "Oh, please, Peter, your excuses are lamer than FDR's legs."
  • (Brian Griffin) "Too soon?"
  • (Peter Griffin) "Ah, there's nothing these kids learn in school they can't learn on the street."
  • (Unnamed) "It's 3:00. Where the hell is Louie?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, you tell me. Louie left his house at 2:15 and has to travel a distance of 6.2 miles at a rate of 5 miles per hour. What time will Louie arrive?"
  • (Unnamed) "Depends if he stops to see his ho."
  • (Unnamed) "That's what we call a variable."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Mr Weed, I can't come to work today because I was in a terrible plane crash. My family is dead and I am a vegetable. See you tomorrow."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Remember that plane crash I had? It turned out to be gas."

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