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My Super Ex-Girlfriend Quotes

My Super Ex-Girlfriend is a television program that debuted in 1970 . My Super Ex-Girlfriend ended in 1970.

It features Arnon Milchan as producer, Teddy Castellucci in charge of musical score, and Don Burgess (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

My Super Ex-Girlfriend is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of My Super Ex-Girlfriend is 95 minutes long. My Super Ex-Girlfriend is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Anna Faris as Hannah Lewis, Tara L. Thompson as Jenny Johnson, Luke Wilson as Matt Saunders, Rainn Wilson as Vaughn Haige, and Wanda Sykes as Carla Dunkirk.

My Super Ex-Girlfriend Quotes

Tara L. Thompson as Jenny Johnson

  • (Tara L. Thompson) "I've always wanted to try this."
  • (Luke Wilson) "Try what?"
  • (Luke Wilson) "That. Wow. I'm not sure that's gonna work up here. It's drafty, too."
  • (Tara L. Thompson) "You broke my heart. Now, I'm going to break your EVERYTHING."
  • (Tara L. Thompson) "I'm sorry. I'll get you a new one."
  • (Luke Wilson) "A bed or a penis?"
  • (Tara L. Thompson) "Both."
  • (Tara L. Thompson) "Hey, sweetie."
  • (Tara L. Thompson) "I hate you, Matt Saunders."
  • (Tara L. Thompson) "I gotta go to the bathroom."
  • (Luke Wilson) "You didn't just go to the bathroom?"
  • (Tara L. Thompson) "Are you keeping track? That's kind of creepy."
  • (Tara L. Thompson) "I'm ready."
  • (Luke Wilson) "That's what I call structural integrity."
  • (Tara L. Thompson) "I WARNED YOU, MATT SAUNDERS."
  • (Tara L. Thompson) "Matt Saunders, I'm afraid you've been a very evil boy. I think you need to be brought to justice."
  • (Luke Wilson) "Oh, yeah, I have been known to break a few rules here and there."
  • (Tara L. Thompson) "Total, unequivocal justice."
  • (Tara L. Thompson) "Say "I'd rather have a chainsaw shoved up my ass than tell.""
  • (Luke Wilson) "Is that a possibility?"
  • (Tara L. Thompson) "Say it."
  • (Luke Wilson) "Ok. I'd rather have a chainsaw shoved up my ass than tell."

Luke Wilson as Matt Saunders

  • (Luke Wilson) "That's right, you better run, asshole. Keep running, my man. You don't want any of this. Keep running. Yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "What'd you call me?"
  • (Luke Wilson) "Holy s***."
  • (Luke Wilson) "What's going on there?"
  • (Rainn Wilson) "Some big fire on 73rd and Broadway. Everything's burning."
  • (Luke Wilson) "Is anyone hurt?"
  • (Rainn Wilson) "I don't know, probably. It's blocking my way to the gym."
  • (Luke Wilson) "All my thoughts are with you in this time of crisis."
  • (Luke Wilson) "Go and hide out somewhere. San Diego, Tahiti, Utah. No. Not Utah. Utah sucks."
  • (Luke Wilson) "Hannah."
  • (Rainn Wilson) "Oh, man, I think she's dead. Time to start the grieving process."
  • (Luke Wilson) "Wanna get a beer?"
  • (Unnamed) "Sure, let's do it."
  • (Luke Wilson) "You're that Bedlam guy."
  • (Unnamed) "Professor Bedlam."
  • (Luke Wilson) "The super villain."
  • (Unnamed) "Please, I am not super. I am not a villain. I'm just a regular man like yourself with 10,000 more money, intelligence and taste."

Rainn Wilson as Vaughn Haige

  • (Rainn Wilson) "Oh, no no. Don't tell me. You have invaded the female nation and spread your democracy."
  • (Rainn Wilson) "It's G-Girl. She's doing her thing."
  • (Luke Wilson) "Are you serious? You lucky S.O.B., I've never seen her in person. How does she look?"
  • (Rainn Wilson) "She looks --"
  • (Luke Wilson) "What?"
  • (Rainn Wilson) "-- blurry. But still pretty hot."
  • (Rainn Wilson) "There are 3 moments I'll remember 'til the day I die. 1: the look on my father's face when I graduated from Harvard law school. 2: Helping a beached mother whale give birth. And -- 3: You and me, together, here, tonight."
  • (Unnamed) "Don't speak to me again -- ever."

Anna Faris as Hannah Lewis

  • (Anna Faris) "Get away from my boyfriend, you crazy bitch."
  • (Anna Faris) "Why did G-Girl throw a shark at us?"
  • (Anna Faris) "She sounds like a nutcase."
  • (Luke Wilson) "So you're saying she's perfect for me."

Wanda Sykes as Carla Dunkirk

  • (Wanda Sykes) "You were staring at her butt."
  • (Anna Faris) "He was?"
  • (Luke Wilson) "No I wasn't -"
  • (Wanda Sykes) "Yes he was."
  • (Wanda Sykes) "You are headed for some serious trouble."
  • (Luke Wilson) "I hear you, Homegirl. I got it."

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