Overnight Delivery Quotes

Overnight Delivery is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Overnight Delivery ended in 1970.

It features Dan Etheridge as producer.

Each episode of Overnight Delivery is 87 minutes long. Overnight Delivery is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Reese Witherspoon as Ivy, Paul Rudd as Wyatt, Sarah Silverman as Turran, Christine Taylor as Kimberly, Paul Rudd as Wyatt Trips, and Reese Witherspoon as Ivy Miller.

Overnight Delivery Quotes

Reese Witherspoon as Ivy Miller

• (Reese Witherspoon) "Extra, Extra. Read all about it. Kim can shake her pom-poms but she won't go at it. Extraaa. Extraaa."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "You know it's funny I thought you had a girlfriend."
• (Paul Rudd) "Me? No -- well yeah, but I was just killing time."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Killing time?"
• (Paul Rudd) "Yeah, killing time until I met you."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Boy, never thought I'd fall for a line like that."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "Try this. Kim you snotty little pig I was delighted to learn of your infidelity. Your puritanical attitudes towards sex were just childish and insecure."
• (Paul Rudd) "Ooh insecure give me something about her weight. She's one of those five eight, hundred pound girls that always gonna say "I'm fat I'm fat".."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Ok. My stomach turned the last time we made out & your gut flapped against me; those cellulite packed cactuses you call thighs with the razor sharp stubble called to mind a fifth rate porno actress that I once jerked off to during the tenure of our sorry marriage of convenience. Now I can finally tell all my friends how nauseating you are to mate with. Rot in Hell. Trips."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "C'mon, Baker. Men live in hope and die in despair."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "You're friend doesn't look so good."
• (Paul Rudd) "No? Well how the hell am I supposed to look? My girlfriend is cheating on me with a guy named "The Ricker"."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "You know, as bad as a situation ever gets, there's always time to get dressed."

Paul Rudd as Wyatt Trips

• (Paul Rudd) "Dear God, I promise i'll never send anything overnight delivery again."

• (Paul Rudd) "I'll have some celery -- some toast -- and some water -- just some water."

• (Paul Rudd) "You are --"
• (Reese Witherspoon) "-- Adorable?"
• (Paul Rudd) "An asshole."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "-- An adorable asshole?"
• (Paul Rudd) "Just a little good-for-nothing stripper."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Screw you."
• (Paul Rudd) "SC-REWWW YOU."

• (Paul Rudd) "I'm gonna be late to the airport."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "I'll drive you."
• (Paul Rudd) "Really?"
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Yeah, I do have a heart, occasionally."
• (Paul Rudd) "Do you have a car?"
• (Reese Witherspoon) "No, I have a rickshaw."

• (Paul Rudd) "Is that a sign or what?"
• (Reese Witherspoon) "It's not Jesus walking on water. I'll give it a nine."

• (Paul Rudd) "You are an incubus. A hell-spawned incubus."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Only a male can be an incubus, if anything, I'm a sucubus."
• (Paul Rudd) "Yeah, you got the "suck" part right."

• (Paul Rudd) "Lay wheels. I'm being chased by Killer Bees."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Trips, it's way too cold for killer bees. They need warm climates to survive."

Sarah Silverman as Turran

• (Sarah Silverman) "Given you don't have the bribe money or shipping number, the only way we can cancel your package is by the computer."
• (Sarah Silverman) "Oops. How's that for a reality check?"

Christine Taylor as Kimberly

• (Christine Taylor) "Give me a T, give me an R, give me an I-P-S. What does it spell? Trips. Ivy, if you touch him I will tear you to bits."

• (Christine Taylor) "Cellulite packed cactuses I call thighs? I AM NOT FAT --. WYATT."

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