RV (film) Quotes

RV (film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . RV ended its run in 1970.

It features Lucy Fisher as producer, James Newton Howard in charge of musical score, and Fred Murphy (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

RV (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of RV (film) is 99 minutes long. RV (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Joanna Levesque as Cassie Munro, Josh Hutcherson as Carl Munro, Robin Williams as Bob Munro, Kristin Chenoweth as Marie Jo Gornicke, Hunter Parrish as Earl Gornicke, Alex Ferris as Billy Gornicke, Chloe Sonnenfeld as Moon Gornicke, Jeff Daniels as Travis Gornicke, Cheryl Hines as Jamie Munro, Matthew Gray Gubler as Joe Joe, and Brendan Fletcher as Howie.

RV (film) Quotes

Josh Hutcherson as Carl Munro

• (Josh Hutcherson) "Does anybody have a vomit bag?"
• (Cheryl Hines) "You sick?"
• (Josh Hutcherson) "Big time. Cassie and Earl are making out."

• (Josh Hutcherson) "I think I pulled a muscle."
• (Chloe Sonnenfeld) "Where?"
• (Josh Hutcherson) "In the woods."

• (Josh Hutcherson) "Why dont you trade that thing above your neck for a face."
• (Robin Williams) "Yo, my mobile home boys. What's craking in the wood -- Don't make me call my lawyer cause I'll audit --"

Robin Williams as Bob Munro

• (Robin Williams) "You sure this is going to work?"
• (Brendan Fletcher) "Yeah, man, it's basic hydraulics."
• (Robin Williams) "Ok, Archimedes."

• (Robin Williams) "What are you doing with the Partridge Family?"

• (Robin Williams) "Hey, check this out. It's called the "pop-out.""
• (Robin Williams) "Whoa, where are you?"
• (Robin Williams) "How cool was that?"
• (Joanna Levesque) "Macarena cool."

• (Robin Williams) "See what the raccoon is doing? Playing head games. He wants to divide and conquer us. We have to hang together. Stay strong."
• (Cheryl Hines) "Just get rid of it."
• (Robin Williams) "Just me?"
• (Cheryl Hines) "Yeah."
• (Robin Williams) "Okay --"

• (Robin Williams) "So where do you park your hat?"
• (Jeff Daniels) "Behind that wheel there, that's our bus."
• (Cheryl Hines) "Well then how do Moon, Earl and -- not Earl go to school?"
• (Kristin Chenoweth) "Home schooling."
• (Robin Williams) "This next question may seem personal but how do you --"
• (Jeff Daniels) "Make a living? Well let's see, we got $25,000 when we turned in Mary Jo's stepfather."
• (Kristin Chenoweth) "In prison he's getting the help he needs."

• (Robin Williams) "I've got an ICBM coming."
• (Robin Williams) "If there's a poop fairy, I can make a lot of money."

• (Robin Williams) "I'm gonna' lose my job. Hope the kids like selling fruit on the freeway -- I'm gonna' be unemployed. I'm gonna' have to sell my liver for cash."

• (Robin Williams) "Where did you learn to drive like that?"
• (Cheryl Hines) "How do you think I get the kids to school on time?"

• (Robin Williams) "Welcome aboard, everybody. Before we embark, I think we should give this beauty a name. Suggestions?"
• (Joanna Levesque) "The Big Turd."
• (Josh Hutcherson) "The Big Rolling Turd?"
• (Robin Williams) "In that spirit, we set forth."

• (Robin Williams) "What are you doing up so late?"
• (Alex Ferris) "I have a sleep disorder, I haven't slept since I was five."

• (Robin Williams) "Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten."

• (Robin Williams) "Hi everybody -- Sorry I'm late. I -- I just came down that mountain -- Next time I'll use a road. I guess you guys didn't get the memo about "extreme" casual."
• (Robin Williams) "I love your wilderness so much, I decided to wear it."

• (Robin Williams) "Yo, my mobile-homeboys, what's trippin' in the wood?"
• (Hip Hop Wannabe) "This termite belong to you?"
• (Robin Williams) "Yo, my man said --"
• (Josh Hutcherson) "Don't call him --"
• (Robin Williams) "Easy. This my man C, he small but ferocious, but you dogs, you hardcore, where you from?"
• (Hip Hop Wannabe) "Scottsdale."
• (Robin Williams) "Scottsdale. In the zoner, ya'll that's a hardcore hood, but you want take on my man C here, go ahead because you know, he's fierce, he gonna come up in your face he gonna major damage you, you gonna walk away maybe limp but I say talk to the hand, call waiting, 'cause he's out, boy is ou -- I can't restrains him 'cause I'm conversatin' you right now to give him a chance to cool down, to get back to a realistic level, as it were because we could be chillin' in our crib, not just on this mobile home thing, representing Malibu, and Westwood, you know. Mallin' it like we all can, boys to mensh, pimp my Mercedes, call me back, put you on hold, you know what I'm sayin'?"
• (Hip Hop Wannabe) "Er -- we gotta go."
• (Robin Williams) "Mm-hmm, you better, man, don't make me call my lawyer, 'cause I'll audit."

Kristin Chenoweth as Marie Jo Gornicke

• (Kristin Chenoweth) "Do you wanna hear about the time Jesus saved us from a tornado?"

• (Scruffy Teenager) "I didn't steal it, I found it."
• (Kristin Chenoweth) "Well now you just lost it."

Joanna Levesque as Cassie Munro

• (Joanna Levesque) "Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house."
• (Cheryl Hines) "What?"
• (Joanna Levesque) "Oh, my God, it's your husband."

• (Joanna Levesque) "This is the worst I've ever been treated."
• (Cheryl Hines) "Wait till you get married."

• (Joanna Levesque) "Dad."
• (Robin Williams) "Yeah?"
• (Joanna Levesque) "I get it."
• (Robin Williams) "What?"
• (Joanna Levesque) "Sometimes if you want to succceed, you have to do what they tell you."

• (Joanna Levesque) "Dad, the RV's rolling away."

• (Joanna Levesque) "My god, I am so bored. I could actually throw up from how bored I am."

• (Joanna Levesque) "Why can't we just give it Carl and maybe he'll eat it and leave."
• (Josh Hutcherson) "Why don't we feed him you, maybe he's on a south bitch diet."

Matthew Gray Gubler as Joe Joe

• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Fire in the hole."

Hunter Parrish as Earl Gornicke

• (Hunter Parrish) "So, do you have a boyfriend?"
• (Joanna Levesque) "Yeah, actually, I'm engaged."
• (Hunter Parrish) "Unlikely."

Cheryl Hines as Jamie Munro

• (Cheryl Hines) "I feel like that hitchhiker in The Twilight Zone."
• (Joanna Levesque) "What do they like about us? We're not even that appealing."

Jeff Daniels as Travis Gornicke

• (Jeff Daniels) "I am filled with chagrin."

• (Jeff Daniels) "Tuesday's meatloaf, after that we're goin' to sit around and watch "Ernest Goes To Jail"."
• (Alex Ferris) "It is Fuuuu-nny."
• (Robin Williams) "It's a classic --."

Alex Ferris as Billy Gornicke

• (Alex Ferris) "You got a nice one."
• (Robin Williams) "What?"
• (Alex Ferris) "You got a nice laptop."

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