Spy Hard Quotes

Spy Hard is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Spy Hard ended in 1970.

It features Rick Friedberg as producer, Bill Conti in charge of musical score, and John R. Leonetti as head of cinematography.

Spy Hard is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Spy Hard is 81 minutes long. Spy Hard is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Keith Campbell as Thug, Mason Gamble as McCluckey, Barry Bostwick as Coleman, Andy Griffith as General Rancor, Ray Charles as Bus Driver, Andrew Christian English as Operator, Charles Durning as The Director, and John Ales as Kabul.

Spy Hard Quotes

John Ales as Kabul

• (John Ales) "Do you have lighter?"
• (Unnamed) "I only use matches."
• (John Ales) "Does your mother know you smoke?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes. But I don't inhale."
• (John Ales) "Kabul"
• (John Ales) "I'm Kabul"

Keith Campbell as Thug

• (Keith Campbell) "That's for Getting Even With Dad. And that's for My Girl. And that's for My Girl 2."
• (Mason Gamble) "I wasn't even in My Girl 2."
• (Both Thugs) "We don't care."

Charles Durning as The Director

• (Unnamed) "Sir, we have intercepted a disturbing video on the rock of gabraltar."
• (Charles Durning) "Well, what is it?"
• (Unnamed) "It's this really big rock sticking out of the water on the south coast of Spain."

Barry Bostwick as Coleman

• (Barry Bostwick) "Good God. He must be stopped."
• (Andy Griffith) "Dick Steele couldn't stop me fifteen years ago, and all the Dicks you got won't stop me now."
• (Barry Bostwick) "Well, apparently he hasn't, uh, seen the size of some of our newer members."

Ray Charles as Bus Driver

• (Ray Charles) "Next stop, Sunset Boulevard. I guess it's Sunset Boulevard."

Andrew Christian English as Operator

• (Unnamed) "Operator, get me Washington."
• (Andrew Christian English) "George?"
• (Unnamed) "D.C."

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