Symphony of Illumination Quotes

Symphony of Illumination is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Symphony of Illumination completed its run in 1970.

Symphony of Illumination Quotes

• (Narrator) "Kids, your aunt Robin never did become a pole-vaulter. But she did become a famous journalist, a successful businesswoman, a world traveler, she was even briefly a bullfighter; that's a funny story, I'll get to that one later. But there was one thing your aunt Robin never was; she was never alone."

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "I am pregnant."
• (Barney Stinson) "Are you sure you are not just getting fat?"

• (Barney Stinson) "I can't believe I haven't seen you around."
• (Insane Duane) "Well after Sheila and I had that -- quickie, my life's been playdates, preschool, and poop. I haven't set foot in a bar in years."
• (Barney Stinson) "You stopped drinking?"
• (Insane Duane) "Oh, I still drink."

• (Lily Aldrin) "Are you okay?"
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Yeah, yeah. I guess this, erm -- this "pole vaulting thing" is finally hitting me."
• (Lily Aldrin) "I don't get it Robin, did you really wanna be a pole vaulter?"
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "No. No, I was, eh -- I was always adamantly against having erm -- a, a "pole vaulting career", even though, it's what most women want."
• (Lily Aldrin) "Most women wanna be a pole vaulter?"
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "In Canada, it's very big up there. You know, it's, it's meet a nice guy, get married, "vault some poles". But I never wanted that. Of course, it's, it's one thing not to want something, it's another to be told you can't have it. I guess it's, it's just nice knowing that you -- you could, some day, do it, if you changed your mind. But now, all of a sudden, that door is closed."
• (Lily Aldrin) "What about the one where you ski and shoot, at the same time? That seems like something you'd be good at."

• (Barney Stinson) "So you're pregnant? Huh. Looks like nobody told your boobs."

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "So kids, I settled in for Christmas alone. I appreciated that Ted wanted to cheer me up, but honestly, it wasn't necessary. So I can't have kids."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Big deal, this way, there's no one to hold me back in life, no one to keep me from traveling when I wanna travel, no one getting in the way of my career. If you wanna know the truth of it, I'm glad you guys aren't real."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Real glad."

• (Ted Mosby) "I miss stockings. My step-dad Clint made us get rid of anything that reminds him of the commercialization of Christmas."
• (Lily Aldrin) "I thought you said he dresses up as Santa?"
• (Ted Mosby) "Yeah, but to protest gender stereotypes, he plays Santa as a woman; though he keeps the beard. The result -- is -- disturbing."

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