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The Astronaut Farmer Quotes

The Astronaut Farmer is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Astronaut Farmer completed its run in 1970.

It features Len Amato as producer, Stuart Matthewman in charge of musical score, and M. David Mullen as head of cinematography.

The Astronaut Farmer is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Astronaut Farmer is 104 minutes long. The Astronaut Farmer is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Billy Bob Thornton as Charles Farmer, Virginia Madsen as Audrey 'Audie' Farmer, Max Thieriot as Shepard Farmer, Jasper Polish as Stanley Farmer, Logan Polish as Sunshine Farmer, and Marshall Bell as Judge Miller.

The Astronaut Farmer Quotes

Billy Bob Thornton as Charles Farmer

  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "Ladies and gentleman, may I have your attention, please? I'm going to the moon, and I'm bringing a balloon."
  • (Max Thieriot) "I'm going to the moon and I'm bringing an oxygen tank."
  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "I believe you're going to the moon."
  • (Jasper Polish) "I'm going to the moon, and I'm bringing Mr. Grump."
  • (Virginia Madsen) "No, but not at the table."
  • (Max Thieriot) "You're not bringing a hamster to the moon."
  • (Jasper Polish) "Yes, I can."
  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "Yes, she can. I believe she's going to the moon."
  • (Jasper Polish) "Ooh. Ha ha."
  • (Logan Polish) "I'm going to the moon, and I'm gonna bring sugar."
  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "Hey, sweetie, the objective is- is to connect a common theme based on what Daddy's bringing. So, I'm sorry, you can't go to the moon."
  • (Logan Polish) "I never get to go."
  • (Virginia Madsen) "Okay, my turn. I'm going to the moon, and I'm bringing -- Sunshine."
  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "Well, since she holds air, I believe we're all going to the moon."
  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "You see, when I was a kid, they used to tell me that I could be anything I wanted to be. No matter what. And maybe I am insane, I don't know, but I still believe that."
  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "So, what do you wanna be when you get out of here?"
  • (Child #2) "I don't know."
  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "What do you mean, you don't know?"
  • (Child #2) "I don't know."
  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "Well, let me tell you something, you better know what you wanna do before somebody knows it for you. Trust me."

Virginia Madsen as Audrey 'Audie' Farmer

  • (Virginia Madsen) "Without the rocket, we're just a disfunctional family."
  • (Virginia Madsen) "I expect you home for dinner."

Marshall Bell as Judge Miller

  • (Marshall Bell) "Assume the position."
  • (Will Beacon) "You're not really gonna whack me with that thing, are you?"

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