The Awful Truth Quotes

The Awful Truth is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . The Awful Truth completed its run in 1970.

It features Leo McCarey as producer, Ben Oakland in charge of musical score, and Joseph Walker (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

The Awful Truth is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Awful Truth is 90 minutes long. The Awful Truth is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Cary Grant as Jerry Warriner, Irene Dunne as Lucy Warriner, Alexander D'Arcy as Armand Duvalle, Joyce Compton as Dixie Belle Lee, and Cecil Cunningham as Aunt Patsy.

The Awful Truth Quotes

Cary Grant as Jerry Warriner

• (Cary Grant) "What do we drink to?"
• (Irene Dunne) "Well, let's drink to our future. Here's hoping you and Barbara will be very happy, which I doubt very much."
• (Cary Grant) "No, let's drink to your happiness with Buffalo Bill, which doesn't even make sense."

• (Cary Grant) "Well, have you heard the gag that's going around town lately; "Who was that lady I saw you with?""
• (Joyce Compton) "Oh, you mean, "That's no lady, that's your wife"?"

• (Cary Grant) "In the spring, a young man's fancy lightly turns to what he's been thinking about all winter."

• (Cary Grant) "What did you tell him?"
• (Irene Dunne) "I told him the truth, and strange enough, he believed me."

• (Unnamed) "Glad to know you."
• (Cary Grant) "Well, how can you be glad to know me? I know how I'd feel if I was sitting with a girl and her husband walked in."
• (Irene Dunne) "I'll bet you do."

• (Cary Grant) "I'm going out to get some popcorn and pink lemonade. I've just seen a three-ring circus."

• (Cary Grant) "Excuse me, you're sitting on my prospectus."

• (Cary Grant) "And if you get bored in Oklahoma City, you can always go over to Tulsa for the weekend."

• (Cary Grant) "Naturally she's anxious to meet you, too, but --"
• (Irene Dunne) "Yes, tell her I'd love to meet her. Tell her to wear boxing gloves."

• (Cary Grant) "In a half an hour, we'll no longer be Mr. and Mrs. Funny, isn't it."
• (Irene Dunne) "Yes, it's funny that everything's the way it is on account of the way you feel."
• (Cary Grant) "Huh?"
• (Irene Dunne) "Well, I mean, if you didn't feel that way you do, things wouldn't be the way they are, would they? I mean, things could be the same if things were different."
• (Cary Grant) "But things are the way you made them."
• (Irene Dunne) "Oh, no. No, things are the way you think I made them. I didn't make them that way at all. Things are just the same as they always were, only, you're the same as you were, too, so I guess things will never be the same again."

Irene Dunne as Lucy Warriner

• (Unnamed) "Are you sure you don't like that fella?"
• (Irene Dunne) "Like him? You saw the way I treated him, didn't you?"
• (Unnamed) "That's what I mean. Back on my ranch, I got a little red rooster and a little brown hen and they fight all the time too, but every once in a while they make up again and they're right friendly."

• (Irene Dunne) "Armand, I'm wondering, could you do me a favor?"
• (Alexander D'Arcy) "Oh, of course."
• (Irene Dunne) "I've been thinking, I wonder if you could convince him that everything was just as I said it was that night at the inn. You know, the night --"
• (Alexander D'Arcy) "Oh, I'll be glad to, but does, uh, does he carry a gun?"

• (Irene Dunne) "I've seen your picture in the paper and wondered what you looked like."

• (Irene Dunne) "You're all confused, aren't you?"
• (Cary Grant) "Aren't you?"
• (Irene Dunne) "No."
• (Cary Grant) "Well you should be, because you're wrong about things being different because they're not the same. Things are different except in a different way. You're still the same, only I've been a fool -- but I'm not now."
• (Irene Dunne) "Oh."
• (Cary Grant) "So long as I'm different don't you thing that -- well maybe things could be the same again -- only a little different, huh?"

• (Irene Dunne) "I wouldn't go on living with you if you were dipped in platinum. So go on, divorce me. Go on, divorce me. It'll be a pleasure."

• (Irene Dunne) "Well, I don't want to be rude, but, ah, may I have a drink."
• (Unnamed) "Certainly."
• (Irene Dunne) "I had three or four before I got here, but they're beginning to wear off, and you know how that is."

• (Irene Dunne) "Good night."

• (Irene Dunne) "I remember the first drink we ever had together. You, in your very best manner, said, "It must be champagne." And then you offered a toast. Remember?"
• (Cary Grant) "No, I don't."
• (Irene Dunne) "Well, being a woman I do. You said -- this'll hand you a laugh. You said, "Lend an ear, I implore you, this comes from my heart: I'll always adore you, 'til death do us part." Remember? It was pretty swell -- I mean, while it lasted. But all beautiful things must end, so I guess we might as well call it a day."

• (Irene Dunne) "You've come back and caught me in the truth, and there's nothing less logical than the truth."

• (Irene Dunne) "Millions of dollars and no sense."

Joyce Compton as Dixie Belle Lee

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Cecil Cunningham as Aunt Patsy

• (Unnamed) "I certainly learned about women from you."
• (Cecil Cunningham) "Here's your diploma."

• (Cecil Cunningham) "Mr. Leeson's a neighbor of ours. He lives just across the hall, with his mother. Isn't that what you said, with your mother?"
• (Unnamed) "That's right, with my mother. We're here on a visit. I'm in oil, you know."
• (Cecil Cunningham) "Marinated, so to speak."

• (Cecil Cunningham) "They forgot to touch second."

Alexander D'Arcy as Armand Duvalle

• (Alexander D'Arcy) "I am a great teacher, not a great lover."
• (Irene Dunne) "That's right, Armand. No one could ever accuse you of being a great lover."

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