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The Glass Bottom Boat Quotes

The Glass Bottom Boat is a television show that debuted in 1970 . The Glass Bottom Boat ended in 1970.

It features Everett Freeman as producer, Frank De Vol in charge of musical score, and Leon Shamroy as head of cinematography.

The Glass Bottom Boat is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Glass Bottom Boat is 110 minutes long. The Glass Bottom Boat is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Eric Fleming as Edgar Hill, Rod Taylor as Bruce Templeton, Doris Day as Jennifer Nelson, Dick Martin as Zack Malloy, Paul Lynde as Homer Cripps, Ellen Corby as Anna Miller, Dee J. Thompson as Donna, Dom DeLuise as Julius Pritter, Edward Andrews as Gen. Wallace Bleecker, and Arthur Godfrey as Axel Nordstrom.

The Glass Bottom Boat Quotes

Rod Taylor as Bruce Templeton

  • (Rod Taylor) "We never did get to introduce ourselves did we?"
  • (Doris Day) "Well let's leave it that way, shall we?"
  • (Rod Taylor) "Are you or are you not the girl in the glass bottom boat?"
  • (Doris Day) "I are ?"
  • (Rod Taylor) "-- And I'm partial to blonde foreign agents. Is that it?"
  • (Rod Taylor) "It just seems I know owe you one shoe and one mermaid's tail."

Doris Day as Jennifer Nelson

  • (Doris Day) "Aaah. Aaah. Who are you? Who is he?"
  • (Rod Taylor) "Zack Malloy, my partner. He drops in every now and then to molest women."
  • (Doris Day) "Hey. What in heavens name do you think you're doing?"
  • (Rod Taylor) "You talkin' to me?"
  • (Doris Day) "Yes I'm talking to you. That's my suit on your line."
  • (Rod Taylor) "Oh I'm sorry -- that's a funny looking suit."
  • (Doris Day) "It's my mermaid tail. and would you please throw it back?"
  • (Rod Taylor) "Well it's kind of difficult. it's all tangled. Why don't you come aboard, and I'll untangle it for you"
  • (Doris Day) "Well THAT's a little difficult too, since I'm BOTTOMLESS."
  • (Doris Day) "What are you drinking?"
  • (Ellen Corby) "Hootch. That's half Scotch, half Bourbon."
  • (Doris Day) "It sounds delicious."
  • (Doris Day) "The recognition signal is: "Vladimir Sent Me". Over."
  • (Doris Day) "The Glass Bottom Boat you will agree, will show you the magic of the deep blue sea."
  • (Doris Day) "Who are you? Who is he?"
  • (Doris Day) "Isn't it marvelous what a new dress will do, huh?"
  • (Doris Day) "This is called The Clean Room. It's completely sterilized so that no dust or dirt will contaminate the critical parts. Workers entering the clean room must first stand on this grate, which shakes off dust from shoes and clothing. Like this -- Oh dear, I guess we better go now. We'll go that way."
  • (Doris Day) "Mata Hari stops at nothing. Nothing comes between Mata Hari and what she wants."

Dom DeLuise as Julius Pritter

  • (Dom DeLuise) "Your heel is in my ingrown."
  • (Dom DeLuise) "I cannot go through life like this?"
  • (Dom DeLuise) "Gismo? You are a spy."

Paul Lynde as Homer Cripps

  • (Paul Lynde) "She's a pretty strange acting female."

Edward Andrews as Gen. Wallace Bleecker

  • (Edward Andrews) "Who is Vladimir?"
  • (Edward Andrews) "I haven't felt like this since Culver Military Academy."

Eric Fleming as Edgar Hill

  • (Eric Fleming) "I want to talk to you a minute. Those phone calls, there is no question about it. She's an agent, operating for the --"
  • (Rod Taylor) "She's no more an agent than you are. And if you're the best the CIA can come up with, this country is in big trouble."
  • (Eric Fleming) "Now look here. We'll have to detain her."
  • (Rod Taylor) "Mrs Nelson can leave here whenever she wishes."
  • (Eric Fleming) "What's that noise?"
  • (Rod Taylor) "What? Oh, well I locked her in the closet."

Arthur Godfrey as Axel Nordstrom

  • (Arthur Godfrey) "Look out Jenny. Look out."
  • (Doris Day) "Hey. Out of the way."

Dee J. Thompson as Donna

  • (Dee J. Thompson) "Widow. That's like catnip."
  • (Doris Day) "Well, not for that cat."

Dick Martin as Zack Malloy

  • (Dick Martin) "You wouldn't hit a coward, would you?"

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